You're at the park, enjoying a nice sandwich when suddenly this awkward qt tumbles out of some nearby bushes...

You're at the park, enjoying a nice sandwich when suddenly this awkward qt tumbles out of some nearby bushes. She stares you down with a devilish grin before stammering out some word salad about magic. With a twirl of her wand and a tap of her hat...absolutely nothing happens. She taps it again, and to her dismay, still nothing happens. You both just stare at each other for an uncomfortable period of time until she looks inside the hat and suddenly lets out a meek cry of helplessness. She then collapses to the ground and starts sobbing loudly. Her hat rolls to the side, revealing a bunch of dead pigeons. She's still sobbing, and also puking now due to her social anxiety. It's a mess.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

J-J-Jam it in!!!

I'd walk away at a brisk pace as soon as the vomit comes out.

I'd help her like a nice person. Only destiny can tell what would happen in the future, maybe I could have a female friend for once.

That's a very MC thing to do.

I'd probably just continue to enjoy eating my sandwich.

Why does this girl look identical to the purple bitch from the candy manga?

>That's a very MC thing to do.
Oh god I made a lot of female friends in high school they were actually after my dick weren't they it's all so obvious now

Unconventional eyes and big breasts.

I think she's much cuter though. She's like a big breasted Kaede without the heterochromia.

call her an idiot and roll her back into the bushes
get a hose and clean her off

looks cute
im gonna read this manga

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raep. repeatedly. until both dick and pussy/asshole are bruised and swollen

Enjoy my sandwich while consoling her halfheartedly.

I now have a mental image of some overweight user force feeding her eggs while she's sobbing uncontrollably.

Someone make this into a doujin please.

I get up and walk away because this isn't my problem and some random girl puking is not what I signed up for in the slightest.

I'd show her how to do real card tricks. It's a hobby but I've got a pretty good one with putting a chosen card back into a sealed deck.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

I was with you until the vomit

Someone post that JAV scene pls

laugh at her because she has no friends and sucks at doing magic

She can't help it, user.

Why are you all such heartless people?
First of all, dojikko behavior is pretty adorable, and the fact that she accidentally killed her pigeons is heartbreaking, I'd console her as best as I could, considering it seems she wanted to test her tricks out on me and was expecting to be praised. Which is an intense 180 of her expectations.

Obviously this is some kinda otaku wet dream situation but I would actually help her out, no doubt.

I'm just curious, in most of your fantasizings about 2D, are most of you violent?

look at this whiteknighting cuck

> Say something like, "Oh jeez..."
> Stand at a safe no-splash distance
> Wait for her to stop
> Ask her if she's okay
> Ask her if she needs to go to a doctor

Sauce is Tejina Senpai for those who are as autistic as me and took fucking ages to figure it out.

I fucking love this manga. 12-ep series when?

Always keep it real, user. Holy shit that was funny.

Needs more doujins.

So started reading it just now, this is straight out of that scene from nichijou where yuuko is sick and trying to perform magic and her pigeon escapes and mai pretends not to notice everything, author could've been a little more subtle

mio*

Turn her into a clown.

Sad clowns are a waste of good shy titty-monsters.

>distinctly plebian

I was enjoying that sandwich before she arrived and I'll be damned if I stop cause of her.

Gun her down with my AA12

you're not just autistic, you're retarded too

Push her into the vomit and run away laughing

nuke her because she violated the nap by getting vomit on my shoes

Show some concern and empathy, even if it's born of pity and my own awkwardness. There's no reason to celebrate another person's failings under these circumstances.

Also, it sucks that her birds died. I'm not gonna be a dick in a situation like that.

Wouldn't the very MC thing to do be asking her if she's ok?

i still don't know what you're trying to tell me here

make gentle love to senpai!

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>pupils

Wonder when I started going to the park to eat sandwiches.

This girl looks like she was made for bullying and lewding.

Not the MC in this series. He's kind of a dick.

If this got an anime I almost have no doubt it would be another Dagashi Kashi.It'd probably have a lot of shitty exposition about magic tricks but it'd be fine because of senpai.

Most likely ask her if she's okay while still eating my sandwich. I'm usually pretty mundane when reacting to something unexacted.

>If this got an anime I almost have no doubt it would be another Dagashi Kashi
You mean another show were shitty jap tastes force the worse girl into the foreground and the actual heroine is left behind?

Assistant-kun and Senpai are like the only characters anyways. They don't introduce new characters other than the sister until like 40 chapters in.

I take off my jacket and cover her with it while I walk her somewhere to get cleaned up, consoling her the whole way.

Then I blow her up and take her hands

Maybe the anime would be okay, then.

See if she can still puke if I plug her throat with my dick

She is perfectly capable of magic, though. The issue is that she can't perform in front of people. The presence of an audience or even an observer degenerates her into a pile of vaguely human meat, digestive fluids, and tears.

insert my dick between her tits all the way to her mouth so she shutups

keeping it real anons

>tfw legitimately didn't see it and had to spend 2 minutes looking it up
oh well

Sounds like it'd be short form like tonari no seki-kun.

what anime is this from? I've tried reverse image search but nothing's up

dammit kira

Look at it again. Look for text.

>heroine spills spaghetti
why isn't this a thing

Hypnotize her by waving a finger from left to right.
Then missionary sex for the purpose of handholding.

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Coerce her into wearing a lewd bunnysuit.

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Immediately start vomiting myself because I have a hair-trigger gag reflex

lol

Is it worth getting all that puke on your cock?

>force the worse girl into the foreground and the actual heroine is left behind
stupid sayafag

is this porn?

I mouth-to-mouth the pigeons

Aniem when

Very nearly.

noice

I teach her how to make a penis disappear.

Sounds painful desu

It really isn't, it just depends on the experience and willpower of all parties involved.

senpai's experience: none
senpai's willpower: boundless
it'd be a good time i'm sure

marry her

So this is an Dagashi Kashi prequel charting Hotaru's adolescence instead of her late 20s?

rape.

what is the name of this doujin?

>I'm Houdiniing
>I'm Illusioning!
Did he convince her that sex was magic or something?

make sure shes okay, seems like the decent thing to do

afterwards "gently bully " her like i do everyone else

Why is she covering her sweet juicy pussy?

No, she's just an idiot.

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is it autism? or does having assistant-kun in the room watching her make her naughty bits all tingly and she cant concentrate?

You wish
This is the closest we had of ecchi

>Not boiled eggs

This manga is too lewd for me.

Sweet Jesus

no it's autism
she does just as poorly when assistant-kun isn't around

Take my cue to vacate the vicinity and question my recent encounter with something along the lines of "Maybe calling that kid fat online caused this?"

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Who is this thot

A dumb magician senpai

Sensei's the best