FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org
>>Related twitter
twitter.com
twitter.com
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com
/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - CARJACKING WEEK EDITION
comfy hours im in
secondcitycop.blogspot.com
Comfy reading material. Roberts discuss Chicago coonery.
>Female screaming 'get out of my house'
7 shots fired
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>Breaking up the house
>tried to stab the caller with a pair of scisors
sassy black woman on the radio, helllllllll yeah
>go ahead on wit cho bad sef.
Ebonics dispatch is very sassy.
>body removal
Been a while Roberts, I miss those Summer nights on Sup Forums
>Home invasion
>male hispanic causing a disturbance
wtf am i listening too
im here
you're going to need this cyberpunk pixel art to go with this cpd
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>slow it down, Robert!
>wtf am i listening too
The fall of western civilization.
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>3 shots fired
Ah Ah AH
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>requesting SWAT
>black occupants
>dolphin sounds in the background
this is such a racist thread
Only because the CPD is involved.
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>animal abuse on Broadway.
Watch your keys!
Sassy isn't going to put up with this shit tonight.
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Nice OC by the way.
Real Robert Hours incoming!
omg im so excited!
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>Islaham
we are in the:
ROBERT ZONE
>destroying the place throwing merchandise all over.
>checked
is he good?
>You can hear a man calling and screaming for help on kenzie
racist
bump
Hey guys, I was thinking, do you think it would be good to have a /cpd/ discord?
I'm down to run it and shiet
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>black keeps coming in and out of a starbucks harrassing the customers
blackie just needs more coffee, and he no likey pumpkin spicey
>VEHICLE SNATCHER
VEHICLE SNATCHER
>VEHICLE SNATCHER
VEHICLE SNATCHER
>laughing in the backgroud, glasses clinking
>woman speaking seriously about a man talking about killing his child
>man speaks 10 seconds later saying "you can do it" in a exicted tone
never change chicago
srsly? I turned this down to hear the guy on CNN say Nigger on live tv and missed that?
There's been a couple dozen carjackings this week. Earlier today two female blacks rear ended a sucker in a Mercedes then pulled guns on him and took his car when he was stupid enough to stop.
Protip: If a nigger ever hits your car drive to the nearest police station before pulling over.
>kid freezing in park looking for cancer neighbor's black labrador
i didn't ask for feels
also, should i make a discord server, i can whip one up real quick.
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is that a yes?
i asked you first
yea you missed it sorry bud
Real Chiraqi flag, Arabic says "city in a garden", Chicago's motto
take ss next time
too brown for that (indian descent)
and im making it
>SWAT is finished
>Bring in EMS and take the subject out of here
they did it!
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ok I made a robert discord
be sure to spread this to your friends, discord is faster than Sup Forums by miles
discord.io
Just make CPD threads here. The whole point is to get random anons to stop in.
checked and too late
the discord will be for the regulars to stop in, and the threads can still remain i guess
alright i removed it
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damn that nigga was screaming
Send the cage car
>monkey screeching in the background
it happening
>woman calls thinks that someone is going to kill her, and is scared that the police won't come back
>police is literally outside her house
no windows?
>intoxicated mother running down the street yelling profanity.
how do we know shes a mother?
RIP Gloria
Caller said it was his mother.
>xfiles theme
FUCKING A A PUBLIC EXPOSURE
>Male white exposes himself at the yoga studio.
>ryan is having a dispute with his drunk boyfriend
Is Male Black still at large and spreading chaos?
Will anyone ever put him behind bars?
Why won't the military intervene?
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he's getting head
Check your damn keys, people.
oh fuck they r doing a radio sweitch. what do we do
Probably this one idiot with an open key. I'm blaming Zone 10.
theyre trying to play a song
ive got the dance down but how do we switch
how do we fix this!
broadcastify.com
This one isn't broken
Can we have one with music attached ?
thank you brudda, you knew the way
>brawl in progress
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That one includes zone 5 where dispatch said they were going but it sounds a little slow.
I've got to get some sleep anyway, see you Roberts later.
>ex-boyfriend is driving to her home to break her windows
>Pursuit
>caller's boyfriend was stabbed by female black
>stabbed in the chest
>good morning
>show me your fucking hands motherfucker
Holy fuck, shit just got REAL
>SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS MOTHER FUCKER
>reach for something
Please