Why do you still have a waifu Sup Forums?

Why do you still have a waifu Sup Forums?

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Because I love her. I would never abandon her.

>Implying I lewd my waifu

i don't

>having Misaka as waifu

shit taste

>having a waifu
>not having a harem
>in twenty seventeen

Because I'm lonely

>being a pleb

This

If I'm married...
can I still have a waifu?
or does it count as cheating?

Never had one. I may be a virgin for life but I'll never be that lonely.

Has there ever been a single girl on Sup Forums more right than Misaka here?

She's right you know

Only if you have merchandise of her. Otherwise it doesn't count as cheating, since she isn't technically real.

Yes, it's cheating.

>...
Fuck off, newshit.

uh....

My waifu has me.

is this the new raildex thread

Because I'm not a fucking loser like you.

Homo

because my waifu is too pure

A pure slut, yes

>having a waifu
>on the year of your lord + 30 - 30
ohohohoho
oh im laffin

You know I think that might be a bit of a misrepresentation of what it is to be a woman.

Your waifu is dead.

DED.

Lucky for you my waifu is your superior clone.

because i gave up on life

Because it is comfortable.
Because I can rationalize away socializing with people or meeting other girls under the pretense that I have something better even though I will never hold her
So I don't feel like I need to change or improve for anyone, her non-existence means she can't reject me
So I don't have to try
So I don't have to grow
So I don't have to extend beyond what I know
So I can accept complacency over the pursuit of happiness
So I can was all my days away
Because nothing matters when she is not here and she is everything that matters

Because I love her

I never had one, ever.

>STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE!!!!!

Not that user, but calling out a person who writes like a retard should be the norm.

there is literally nothing wrong with elipses

And same with simley faces and other emoticons, but they are not part of the board. If you come here and violate board norms on purpose it makes you a retard or new. This should be common sense.

Not when used within quotation marks to denote that certain sections have been skipped or when using in writing dialogue to denote a long pause.

That's it though.

she doesnt love you back tho

just like real woman

what do the shorts smell like

in the middle

but instead of using your hand for fapping you can use that real woman

Am i using Sup Forums right now?

>Posting 3D
Why are there so many newfags in this thread or is it just the one guy?

Because she is perfect.
Kindly fuck off with your 3D.

you don't have to feed your hand, talk to your hand, having your hand getting upset, etc.

Kindly kys you inbreed faggot

You don't obviously belong here and get constantly called out by multiple people, why do you keep posting?

Because 2D>3D

I don't even have a waifu.

i was called out only by one faggot, oh wait it was you, keep a good relationship with your hand you faggot

Not if you have an insane persecution and victim complex. Then it seems perfectly rational.

Even your 3D post got called out by two people and neither was me. And earlier it was about typing like a faggot. Lurk more before posting.

Lurk more.

>why?
pic related

Look at this retard.

nothings lost here, you genes were useless from the begging

Wait, you don't?

Where do you think you are?

waifu for laifu m8

...

looks like some virgin city

Ain't it natural for two beings that love each other to want to be together?

...

>anime reaction image
typical retard who has nothing valuable to add, keep proving my point faggots

rude

>anime reaction image
>anime

>Using anime reaction image
>On an anime board

It's not like I can stop it by force of will, can I? The whole concept of it is essentially emotions, there's nothing tangible to it.

And given that it feels wonderful, with no negative effects or diminishing returns, I see no reason to stop, even if I could.

>156415455
>Using "virgin" as an insult on Sup Forums
You have to work harder, I'm not even giving you the (You)

(You)

because you cant even quote properly. i thought 12 olds were not allowed on this site

>156415719
Did you read the post? He did that on purpose because you don't even deserve a (you)

>He
>"not him b-but"
lmao, your virginity ascends real life

Positivists would never understand.
Positivists get out.

board norms are stupid and deserve to be violated, though

>156415719
>Didn't even get it
Thanks for the laugh, buddy. You obviously have something to prove while calling others so aggressively virgins. I wonder what that might be?

>calling someone a virgin
>a valid argument

Please pick one

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>156415873
Hey man, I'm not gonna pretend to be someone I'm not

sure retard suit you more but it doesnt mean you are not a virgin, you already proved itt that you are one

Good taste

more than 1 waifu will destroy your laifu

What does this video have to do with my post?

Do you ever wonder why people instantly notice you don't belong here?

because im an alpha male? it sure looks like it

>Alpha male posting on an imageboard
No, it's probably not that.

>phoneposting

post your dick then

must be a pretty low standard for alpha if you spend your free time talking shit on a board for discussing anime

size doesnt matter, only alpha would know that

Shhh, don't be mean to him.

user I'm a wowan and I'm sure as fuck size matters. You

That's what they tell you out of kindness, or haven't you been with enough women to know that?

of course there's not :p

>Gets challenged to prove your courage as an alpha by posting your dick, with no mention of size
>Immediately gets defensive about dick size
That's what's called "being insecure about your genitals."

once i pull my business out its already too late for you to refuse, i still get to fuck you, thats what alpha do, you beta faggots on the other hand wonders if you are long enough, but its already to late to get laid, keep using you hands instead like you always do

I haven't had this fun thread in a while. It's almost sad.

>t. micropenis
How does it feel to know you will never please a woman?

Never been with a woman, 2D or 3D. There's no drive in me. Anyone else in the same boat?

how does it feel tha micropenis did get laid but you 20 inch didnt?

Maybe u gay?
Holy shit hahahaha

>Implying

keep fucking you hands you beta faggot

maybe you love shotas?