Anime tropes you don't understand

anime tropes you don't understand

I don't get it either..

Snot bubble. You twits.

this isn't really a thing

>2017
>still drawing round eyes, european features and giant tits when source is ching-chong flatland
>still sexualizing lolis when you have dick-craving crazy teens

You dont get snot bubbles?

>still drawing round eyes, european features and giant tits when source is ching-chong flatland

My wife makes them all the time. It's kind of moe.

>being a cherrypick racist

im a sane person, why would i get snot bubbles?

>falling for ELDERLY 2ch bait

smug is always bait user

i win then

i don't understand the headpats, why do they do it so much???

>implying

why does everyone face plant after anything i say?

>Uses the pic the original post is countering.
What's your gameplan?

iggy shigy diggy

>attractive girl shows her sexual interest in the allegedly straight MC
>he reacts terrified

Also,
>sports anime
>all of the side characters sitting in different parts of the stadium making commentary can apparently hear each other

never had it

>attractive girl shows her sexual interest in the allegedly straight MC
>he reacts terrified

Its even worse when the MC is shown to be some horny virgin that just wants to get laid and when the offer is on the table he is to scared to act.

>white woman at an angle

ayy

That's pretty realistic actually. "

>even with an angle her nose is giant

even cheating they cant prove the point

A Kanji of "Meat" on the forehead.
I even asked a japanese guy once and he didn't know.

I don't get the "panties themselves are sexually exciting" thing. Also panty shots in general are not great either.

Kinnikuman? Only instance I know. Others must a reference.

Also, 筋肉 = Muscle, which is why Kinnikuman has 肉 on his head

Wasn't it because women didn't even used underwear under their kimonos and with westernization they got the lewd attribute because pussies were suddenly a "secret" or something

your wife sounds disgusting

You don't know how to Carlos.

>I don't get the "panties themselves are sexually exciting" thing
I presume its because they touch the pussy.
>Also panty shots in general are not great either.
It's supposed to be because a girl would not normally show a guy her panties so to see them is taboo. It is so overused in ecchi anime though that I don't see how people are still aroused by it.

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>tfw no snotbubble wife to wake up next to every morning
Is there a point to life?

So retarded. They just changed the angles. People have different skull shapes, period.

>That nose

I'm sorry your experience was that bad, but I didn't act terrified or scared when I fucked. I wasn't experienced, but scared? How could you be?

ayyyyy

Fuck you, post a better version of that image. I'm not going to try and read that crap.

Heh

Sneezing is the proof of someone talking about the person.
Sexually excited=nose bleed
Get wet or sleep without a blanket=catch a cold

oy vey, delete this goyim

Closing your goddamn eyes during a conversation with another person. Has anyone ever saw this in real life? Perhaps only when stoned or drunk.

Are you fucking gay? Panties accentuate and bring out the curves and shape of a girls behind.

I do this all the time.

Makes sense, I've never seen you irl. Your story checks out.

What about cum bubbles?

In East Asia, it's rude to look directly in someone's eye when they are talking.

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Have they tried looking somewhere else instead?

what I don't understand is koreans insulting the japanese when the japs are genetically superior and don't ruin their gene pool by using excessive plastic surgery that hides their true features

it's actually a stylization of asian eye-smile
because of the shape of their eyes, they seem closed at first glance
It's the same with the fang and having weird teeth

desu the way asians smile is fucking cute

Asians are adorable in general.
Especially grannies
also don't look for "japanese granny" on google, my eyes...

>Sexually excited=nose bleed
I hate this one so much.

Asian elderly are fucking precious
> cozy old men just walking around slowly with their hands behind their back
> polite small frail elderly women

asians are cute...CUTE!

They're too young for TMS. Let it go friend.

male protags afriad of tits or pussy

When attacks last so long, characters manage to have entire dialogues during a throw of a single punch.

not terribly common but the meme of "middle aged guy owns a coffee shop that gets absolutely no customers but somehow stays open"

>Sexually excited=nose bleed
it's easy, the blood flow to the wrong way

>Get wet or sleep without a blanket=catch a cold
This is a pretty common belief in the West too. A stupid belief, but common.

Love letters, particularly when given directly.

People bathing together (non-sexually). My Japanese friend said they don't actually do this.

Next you'll tell me siblings don't fuck each other (sexually)...

Well it's rather justified. Our society is so crammed with people it's statistically impossible to avoid germs, so once your body temperature lowers you're probably going to catch a cold.

good god this "funnies" is so loaded with strawmans that you could feed a horse for several years

Do you mean in the actual bath or common places, like hot springs?

they're usually fronts for the yakuza

When a character says or does something stupid and the peers near him/her try to fall off. Fucking retarded.

>try to fall off

Explaining your feelings when you're fighting.

>MC sees girl naked
>Nosebleed

Like this.

What are they trying to fall off of?
ESL?

It's actually very easily explained. Ching chongs have microdicks so in an rare event of erection there is no where for blood to go and it shoots in the opposite direction.

Everyone believes you.

I think he means they suddenly slouch or fall on he ground. The most extreme example is when they instantly are on the ground and you only see their legs in the air after a character says something stupid.

wtf you don't instantly dive face first into the ground when something stupid happens?

People falling down after witnessing something stupid
Camera pan to the sky after multiple people screams "Eeeeehhh!?"
Parents leaving their kids to live alone while they go work abroad

>Parents leaving their kids to live alone while they go work abroad
This is one of the more absurd ones.

>Parents leaving their kids to live alone while they go work abroad
I really hate that one. It's just so fucking dumb.

>boy says/does something that annoys girl, she smacks his shit sideways
>sometimes this can happen throughout the series
>he doesn't ever defend himself

It's just tsundere slapstick. I personally love it and think it's cute as fuck.

I feel like this is just as common in western comics as it is in manga

What kind of man defends himself against a woman?

The kind that doesn't want to get the shit smacked out of him.
"Defending" doesn't mean fighting back, it just means blocking or dodging the hit

What do you mean? If someone hits me I hit them back twice as hard. Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman. Though if the guy is bigger and stronger than me I'll chose to run even before it comes to fighting.

Tsukkomi is great though.

It's fucking shit mate. It's not that I care so much about the fact that the guy gets hit, but rather the fact that the girl is such a cunt. It's just depressing, the girls are cunts and the guys are wimps who let people smack the shit out of them. We need more guys who just put up a hand to block the slaps or kicks.

All the wimmin falling for the nerd lame-o.

>Sneezing is the proof of someone talking about the person.
This is a common belief in the West too. No clue to the origin but a quick google search should tell you.

You ever thought that some of these tropes just exist to be, you know, light hunor and not painfully accurate representations of reality?

what?
Snot bubbles to signify sleeping has been in drawn cartoons since I think the 1800's.

It is a thing, though most commonly when that person is crying, as there needs to be lots of mucus blocking the nose, so that the air breathed out makes the bubble.

>someone messes up a recipe
>the food turns into inedible toxic waste and anyone who eats it nearly dies
Did they use rat poison or something? Fucking retarded

It's to help with self insertion. If you don't like it then stop watching anime featuring nerd lame-os.

>it's mosaic censored

>adding two TBSP of baking powder instead of one

If you only knew

I see you've never eaten "custom cooking" before.