President Trump General /ptg/ - FAKE NEWS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump leads Prison Reform Roundtable 1/11/18
youtu.be/n-sYLZ-rQ2s
>VP Pence @Grand Opening of AFWERX Vegas 1/11/18
youtu.be/FxaQTBc7EZg
>VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/11/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets NOR FM Soreide 1/11/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin) 1/11/18
youtu.be/HeqL11a1sLU
>StateDep Press Brief (UnderSec Goldstein/Dir Pol Planning Hook) 1/11/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump signs Interdict Act 1/11/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @American Farm Bureau 1/11/18
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>Proj Veritas - Twitter Shadowbanning 1/11/18
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>VP Pence on FNC 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump sgns Interdict Act 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump Presser w/NOR PM Solberg 1/10/18
youtu.be/Qie5QrLEp_o
>Pres Trump Meets w/NOR PM Solberg 1/10/18
youtu.be/ozfOIeQzw38
>Pres Trump welcomes NOR PM Soldberg 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump holds Cabinet meeting 1/10/18
youtu.be/3gLFx8lDQ1Q
>IntSec Zinke Planning the Next 100 Years 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/Cong Leaders on Immigration 1/9/18
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>Pres Trump signs EO for Vets 1/9/18
youtu.be/77FgDnRD_uM
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/9/18
youtu.be/G4w7_di5Zok
>Sen Hearings on US Diplomats Health in Cuba 1/9/18
youtu.be/3XqXup4KTKg

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MAGA!

>be american
>get shot

26K coming lads

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AWOO~

Trump should actually start recording his meetings, so anytime fake news tries to make up a quote he can release the full audio.

If he isn't literally the reincarnation of the Führer Adolf Hitler he is going to cuck out on us.

if Trump personally asked you to colonize Mars, with little chance of returning to Earth, would you?

>youtu.be/VMnoQynH8cU

Thank you, OP

Defend this.

>be russian
>live in shithole

How do we use this controversy to expose the Clinton Foundation?

NO DEAL ON DACA
NO AMNESTY
DEPORT ALL THESE FUCKING BEANERS

would there still be internet?

On my phone and I don't have any Tay pics saved

>be russian

/sip/

If I knew I would have a decent life on mars and wouldn't die, I would. I've always wanted to experience being off earth.

Yep, every one of those countries is a shithole and we should expel all of their niggers immediately.

>get love

He let it fester! He wanted everyone to get the idea in their head that some countries are more desirable than others for immigrants.

He plays the media like a fiddle.

I made one too, my bad, I was cooking and saw nobody warning.

MAGA

Have you ever considered he might actually be saying these things? And the reason he doesn't record his meetings is because he can't control his mouth and is an impulsive liar.
He's claimed in the past he has recordings of things, only for him to never mention it again.

Every one of those countries is literally a shithole. This is beyond debate.
Hell, my only objection is there should be more countries on that list.

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Only if I continue getting paid by Kremlin to shitpost!

>be russian
>get an STD, get murdered, die of poverty

FAKE NEWS AWARDS ARE ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!
Reeeeeeeeeee

>IMPEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH!


BEST OF THE NIGHT:
>gut you like a fish
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>proud shitholer
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>shitholers and niggers
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>country of pepe
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Every single one of those countries is a tier one shithole. Add in afghanistan and pakistan too.
Tier two shithole countries are places like India, mexico, etc

/S I P/

>tyrone and tobasco

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I know, this is insane. I invested $100k on December 8 (balanced funds) and have already made $3500. Freaking unreal! 3.5% return in a month is outstanding!

Someone's lucky

>Temporary

I bet he said it but has plausible deniability because the pill is too white for fake news to keep in the news cycle

It would be an honour, but it would be a shame. I'd rather have had a family and children before making sacrifices like that

Why does the media take bait so easily? Its undeniable all those countries are shitholes. They need ratings and thus have to manufactuer controversy but they just come off as ignorant and never traveling the world.

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Hey stop. 40% of American men will not or have already not made it to senior citizen status. The average age for a white guy is 36. The average age for a White women is 43 - 44. The average age for A non white women is 41 the average age for A non White male is 30.

I like the new embassy building

Silly racist, don't you know temporary actually means permanent?

SHITHOLERS

DID SOMEONE SAY SIP?

what did she mean by this?

工ントゲーし
>Engineering

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WTF I'm now a #Kruzelmissile

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>a very poor and troubled country
>did not say shithole
I DISAVOW
FUCK THESE NIGGERS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DONALD SHOULD HAVE DOUBLED DOWN.

The new location compared to the old one is terrible. The old one was located in a central part of London, while the new one is basically an office park across the river.

>26K coming lads

Calling Haiti a shithole is not lying. Prove me wrong.

Rules for thee but not for me

It's time to sue WaPo. If Trump didn't call them a shithole, then WaPo deserves to be sued and taken out.

>Probably should record future meetings
Don't do that, Pres Trump.

>no-one wants you here
IM SICK OF HOW THEY SPEAK FOR US, MILLIONS OF BRITONS LOVE TRUMP

This. He's such a fag on these retractions.

>"You want to talk about someone "taking out" Haitians, Crooked Hillary's Friend Laura Silsby may have some things to say. Investigate!"

I've never seen mental gymnastics on the same level as liberals arguing that temporary protected status is supposed to be a path to citizenship

Should let it die or?

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if the big jew wins, he will then take out the 75 percent goy jews.

nobody is disputing that haiti is a shithole

>there are people in this thread who never played Vice City is.
I feel old.

trying too hard

>You forgot atari
I don't believe so, hasn't Atari been dead for like 30 years?

WaPo's sources had like 3 layers from the "primary source" terrible fake news desu

they used two people briefed on the meeting as their source, so their sources didn't even attend the meeting itself and hear trump speak

then you have CNN using wapo as the source.

wasn't their a movie about The Washington Post that just came out?

It's the mental gymnastic like this shit that made me jump ship from the liberal party. That and all the baby raping.

>When it's temporary it's permanent

Trudeau's theorem applies to things that I could never have anticipated!

but, you would create a family on the new Mars colony of course

>Liberals hate what he didn't say
>right wingers hate that he didn't say it

For clarity, Tapper is reporting that Trump only referred to African countries as hell holes.
So his Haitian denial is accurate

How much of a factor was the baby rape? It would be pretty big (for me)

Trying what nigger do you know what website this is?

JUST

>WALL
>No Chain
>No Lotto
>Increased Border Budget

in exchange for...

>Eligible DACA get green cards after long period of time
>Stipulation DACA can't sue for voting rights at anytime in the future

Any Trump supporter who turns their back on that deal is a bonafide moron. Trump's not getting merit in this bill. His tweet ("think merit") all but confirms.

WTF Somolia is the bastion of modern civilization though

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Daily reminder that Dilbert Man accurately predicted the news would stop reporting facts and would start making up lies

Fucking hell. These people really rush to any reason not to address points that contradict their beliefs.

""""Reportedly""""""

>source familiar to
lol

STOP BEING CAPITALIST

oh then absolutely no shame. doesn't NASA admit that they don't want interracial couples in space or on colonies? sometimes real science shines through with important issues. All white mars colony is gonna be comfy as fuck. Always worry about whether a murder would happen though. Trapped on the planet, no idea who it was. Spooky.

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I hadn't been saving as much as I should since returns were shit for so long. Kicking myself now for only having a few thousand in. I'm up like 35% for the year.

Of course, obviously, it was all Obama. Yes, god bless you Obama.

Doesn’t take a Nostradamus to predict that one.

>t. champagne socialist from the Fabian Society

They might as well say they making shit up at this point

>my sources who are close to sources who have sources that were told by their sources who had sources in the room at the time who have sources that are familiar with his thinking said...

>i am a proud shitholer
holy crap (((they))) really got down this dirty backdoor
why not call yourself 'Fudgepacker' ??

I looked up the thread, the dude they were dismissing as a white supremacist and ignoring all his arguments on that basis was actually an Indian.

mate they've been doing that for decades to varying degrees, dilbertman just called water wet

How will the media spin yesterday?

>>Eligible DACA get green cards after long period of time
I would prefer to shoot you over giving any of them a green card you subhuman kike.