You hire a latina maid

>You hire a latina maid
>This comes knocking at your door
What do?

Rape it.

Do they offer ladyboy maids?

Tell her to put an actual maid costume instead of that trash.
Then bang her.

Check if she has a dick

she dont now de way

Make sweet hot love to it

Is Sup Forums down?

Is that why you post bullshit threads here?

bang her a few times to get it out of my system then go find a white wife

> cool, I just hired a prostitute by accident

Send her away immediately. I want someone who is going to do work, not prance around thinking that being looked at is good enough.

Besides, the risk of accusation is simply not worth it. Back she goes, I go with a different company.

Tell it to do a 360 and try another door it's a man baby

What's wrong with her stomach? Is she anorectic? Disgusting.

Slam the door shut, come back and call OP a faggot and sage his shitty faggot thread

But wouldn't he be facing the same way. Idiot.

>can't tell if newfag or reverse bait

*pick up phone*
Hello department of migration. ACTIVATE IT

Faggots the lot of you.

Not today Shrek, not today.

this
then get her deported if she doesn't have a feminine penis

Do a 360 and remove pants

Fugg the beans out of her

Yeah that's the joke, newfag

Tell her to go back. I hired a maid, no a hooker

Tell it to be sure to dust and apologize for the mess I just made in the bathroom.

loolololol

Feed her because she's clearly anorexic

>You hire a latina maid
i wouldn't.

Have her clean my house

>anorectic

You wouldn't let shrek penetrate your butthole user???

Tell her to stop culturally appropriating maids. Fucking disgraceful.

I'd probably tap it, but I'd get it tested first.

slide thread faggots sage and move on
keep your fapping up to programmed fantasies and you will never change (((their))) world

Suck her cock, obviously.

underrated

nut

check the shithole.

H-hi, are y-you the new maid?