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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump leads Prison Reform Roundtable 1/11/18
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>VP Pence @Grand Opening of AFWERX Vegas 1/11/18
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>VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/11/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets NOR FM Soreide 1/11/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin) 1/11/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (UnderSec Goldstein/Dir Pol Planning Hook) 1/11/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump signs Interdict Act 1/11/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @American Farm Bureau 1/11/18
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>Proj Veritas - Twitter Shadowbanning 1/11/18
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>VP Pence on FNC 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump sgns Interdict Act 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump Presser w/NOR PM Solberg 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump Meets w/NOR PM Solberg 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump welcomes NOR PM Soldberg 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump holds Cabinet meeting 1/10/18
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>IntSec Zinke Planning the Next 100 Years 1/10/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/Cong Leaders on Immigration 1/9/18
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>Pres Trump signs EO for Vets 1/9/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/9/18
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>Sen Hearings on US Diplomats Health in Cuba 1/9/18
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uhhh you might want to double check the Nixon tapes

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL AWOO

Instead of criticizing the language he used, the real issue that should be addressed is the fact that he apparently has a child's understanding of immigration

AWOO

>BLUE = SHITHOLES

How accurate would you say this is?

That pornstar story has already been debunked by all 18 intelligence agencies and Mueller debunked it too.

Why the fuck did they come here then if their country was good enough

>Portuguese are caipirinhalets
Come on, I bet the wife makes good ones, they sure as hell do here.

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well, he's right as he's from a shitstreet country

>he apparently has a child's understanding of immigration

In what sense?

that was weird
it's like the rocket shat over itself before it decided to take off
not like the launches with the water-cooled pads and directed exhaust at all

Isn't Vermont good-looking?
I've never seen pictures though, only a guess since they're champagne socialists.

immigration is not a complex issue

Gee I wonder why so many negative Trump stories this week...

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Do you think Trump is racist?

Can someone with artistic talent make more 40k AWOOS?

Then Nixon was a dumbass, India is the fucking designated shitting country of the world.

op, use this for next bake?

God bless our immigration hardliners
>Stephen Miller
>Tucker
>Ann Coulter
>Laura Ingraham
>Kris Kobach
>Iowa Rep. Steve King
>Lou Dobbs
>Mark Steyn
>Dr. Michael Savage
>Sen. Tom Cotton
>Mark Krikorian
>James Woods
>@NumbersUSA
>@FAIRImmigration

RUDE

Daily reminder that this whole "shithole" controversy is a kike-inspired distraction from the roaring economy and stock market. We're less than 200 points from 26k and it just hit 25k a while ago.

Things are looking UP! Don't forget!

Nice thumbnail.

How so?

yAaTgKG

Very. Source: I live in a blue shithole. White neighborhoods keep seceding from the Democrat nigger city regime to join the red surroundings and stop being robbed for welfare. Once they all go, this will be Detroit South

No, I wish he was.

>Come on, I bet the wife makes good ones, they sure as hell do here.
I make the best caipirinha of my circle of acquaintances and can drink a litre of the thing. But here is the recipe of a good drink to get drunk:
> equal parts vodka and sparkling water

You can drink a lot, stay hydrated and stave off the hangover while (if you get a decent vodka) it tastes like water.
When I drink to taste I drink wine

She knows de wei

AVOID ALL ULTRASMURFS

No
He was one of the first club owners to allow gays and Jews.

Africans trying to use Voodoo to stump Trump. Time to summon Kek anons we got another meme magic war

2 kb

Comet Ping Pong is on the Food Network right now

Is this real? I'll put money into it

>125x78

It's still good it's still good

Will it be a thread for ants?

Was that supposed to happen? I mean the fire suppression kicked in instantly, but was that wash of fire on purpose?

>some etherium nigger trying to encourage shitposting
is this spam?

Been there, done that.

When will this whole meme blow over? Sooner better than later please

yes and no. I think he clearly despises white trash too, which he'd categorize as not just trailer trash meth addicts but anyone making under 100K a year

ULTRA MEGA CHICKEN!!

>Daily reminder that this whole "shithole" controversy

Dems think it gives them leverage WRT DACA. They're wrong again.

Are they right?

> discord
> unknown coins of any sort

BUT MUH SPIRITUAL LIEGE

fuck off with your honeypot faggot. Kys.

Stop being a stupid fucking nigger buying in to spam, faggot. For christ sake.

It's spam. Don't be stupid.

Preet, don't come back here

Fuck if only I were a little older.
I'm falling in love with this woman.

>African witchdoctors vs. Sup Forums memelords
Is this the end of us guys?

Henry was right, Indians are insufferably arrogant

I agree, the noblest of smoking devices
I have, I dont have any right now but I do prefer them

No, but I wish he was.

>one convenient locations
>in africa

Forgot imahe

>You can drink a lot, stay hydrated and stave off the hangover while (if you get a decent vodka) it tastes like water.
>When I drink to taste I drink wine
You've mentioned it before.
About caipirinhas, just remove the inside portion of the lemon that looks like the middle of manioc so it lose it's bitter taste.

The host said prior to launch it would burn off the excess hydrogen. Wonder if that's it/.

Defend this

>125x78

GOOD JORB!

What's a good drink I can get at a bar that makes me sound like I know what I'm talking about?

REMINDER: President Lincoln wanted to sent Africans back to their shithole countries (Liberia ring a bell?)

We wuz magicians and sheeeiitt

Yes. Why trump didn't have any black GFs?

duplicitous cunt
I swear ann coulter is a tranny

Oy Citizen take that language back to the Shine World!

yes

ARISE CHICKEN ARISE!

>op, use this for next bake?

Will democrats ever learn? Pic related is something I commented at the days before the election, here is a way to ensure Trump increases the minority male vote share, just plaster the media with stories like

> Trump likes pussy

Didn't black rappers sang songs about wanting to be rich and getting as much pussy as Trump?

Be afraid drumpfkins

I can't. Fuck India.

THE SOUTH WAS MADE OF DEMOCRATS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

LINCOLN WANTED TO SHIP ALL THE NOGS BACK TO AFRICA, BUT SOME DEMOSHIT KILLED HIM AND NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH THEM FOREVER

WE

Manhattan

Nah, I'm fine.

Looks okay to me.

All that black magic and they can't even conjure indoor plumbing, clean water and NOT GETTING AIDS.

Yeah, a lot of the northeast is like that. People who don't live in diverse places think diversity is great, the Scandinavians are proof.

just ask for a beer.

House Whiskey not chilled

Stop encouraging spam, faggot

is he right?

THERE ARE SHITHOLE COUNTRIES
DEAL WITH IT!!!

I hope he and Abe spent some time laughing together.

>trying to throw voodoo at him
>already proudly states he has God on his side and it gets proven all the time
Do your worst, paganiggers. Do your worst.

Bitters and club soda

iced beer

Actually the idea predates Lincoln
The capital of liberia is named after president monroe

Do you resent educated people like Hillary and Obama?

Ask for a Double Dalwhinnie

you know all those democrats loaded with weapons right

>Nikkei

Russia had a hard life

Some parts are, and you can thank communism for that.

Why trump likes Indians?

its NEAT
you uncultured swine pleb