Why does Canada have an army?

Are these guys serious?
>14 billion dollar budget
>3rd world navy
>3 infantry regiments
>No attack helicopters
>Unable to conduct counter insurgency or peace keeping due to underfunded under trained troops
I say we kick Canada the fuck out of NATO until they make actual troop commitments and modernize, otherwise those maple niggers can get fucked

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You're missing the point...

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LMAO

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NATO should be disbanded. It's a farce of an organization and the Soviet Union is dead.

and yet on joint training ops we outperform you

Canada should be disbanded. It's a farce of a country and its people are dead on the inside

According to who? Canadians? You are meme tier shit at war fighting, even your special forces have fucking muffin tops

You fucking liar, the budget is 18 billion.

psh its not a farce

But how else will they be able to afford universal healthcare?

have you looked at your army?

Yes.

Out of NATO. Sounds good to my ears.

Yea we don't waste trillions on military, instead we use it to help our citizens. One of the many reasons we don't live in a shithole like the US

Our army is better trained than yours, and they are entirely for occupation. We have Marines that run circles around you for actual war fighting

Easy there Yank

If that's true then where is it going?

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>No attack helicopters
I'm sure they have a few

>Canadian soldiers help their citizens
Doing literally what? Processing your replacements?

Nah m8 they have literally none, it's pretty sad
A few good snipers is not an excuse for the entirety of your military, also pertending to look like a spider for as long as possible so that you can shoot someone who isn't looking isn't hardcore. Most grunts hate snipers

forces.gc.ca/en/about-reports-pubs-report-plan-priorities/2016-section-i-organizational-expenditure-overview.page#planned-expenditures

It was joke. Not a good one if it warrants an explanation

3 infantry regiments well they could pull security on logistic lines freeing up more well trained US soldiers to slaughter Norks on the front lines.

They have an army for the parades. If America wanted to Canada would be getting ass fucked in 30 minutes.

>military so underfunded that you have to rely on snipers instead of calling in $2 mill+ of airstrikes

take off your meme flag, I bet you're from quebec

Budget item # 1: Optics that don't require zip ties to stay on rifle (Kek)

>feed thousands of low income people, provide them with food, shelter, and health care and improve the overall quality of life in our country

OR

>Waste two million dollars on "muh missiles"

>insert meme thread about an american who doesn't know shit about his military or his neighbors military

Nah, but oh speaking of that Van DUHS have to be entirely french speaking...so 2 regiments english speakers can join for infantry...the absolute state of the Canadian military

>Why does Canada have an army?

fight bears in the woods

'Your infastructure is shit"
>Well should we build buildings that don't fall appart, or provide people with food, shelter, and healthcare to improve the overall quality of life in the country
Canadian beer is over rated
>Well should we build buildings that don't fall appart, or provide people with food, shelter, and healthcare to improve the overall quality of life in the country

Cool. One lucky shot is irrelevant

Take the flag off, leaf.

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Nope

Fellow leaf just stop your embarrassing yourself and me
> Use the money to help our citizens
What you mean the chink owned BC? Or the Alberta workers that are constantly fucked over? Or is it Ontario and our 3rd world city toronto and surrounding slums funded by the white hardworking taxpayer? Or maybe the east coast who have no viable economy at all except government contracts and state run institutions to keep the EI and welfare rolling in. Quebec seems to be the only province worth its salt in terms of a generally good life for it citizens and prospects for its young generations and even the major cities are Weimar Republic 2.0s being flooded with Tyrone’s and Achmed. Canada is a weak country full of weak people that are so brainwashed they elected a fucking joke like Trudeau.

In all fairness to the Canadian army though, it’s majority white unlike the US army that is basically the only option for young niggers and spics to get out of your ghettos. Also all your war effort is directed at fighting for israeli living space so I mean yea woo goo, be glad you have a gun for hire army that does everything the jews want.

>Canadian army
>White
Pick one, Chang

It’s true though, the officers aren’t but the NCOs have some serious racial biases who would love a chance to kill a commie. I’ve met plenty of brownies who couldn’t handle the Canadian army because all the old time Canadians fucking hate them. Asians you only see in admin generally with the chicks. There has been a huge crusade against the Canadian army in the past 2 decades ( since they disbanded our paratroopers for fucking up that Somali kid) to bring post modern leftism into it and essentially neuter the large white population that exists within it.

probably this

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Bumparino

The Canadian military is a government program. Full of bureaucrats. Welfare for cuckish pencil pusher lifers. Our soldiers however are not to be fucked with.

Borders only the world army.
Why would they?

*Eats all your MRE's*

they are called IMPs tard

Literally kill yourself, leaf

Show us your real flag, leaf.

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>when you are wrong but you don't want to admit it

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Only dumb maple niggers call them IMPs, I'll go with what literally the rest of NATO says you irrelevant POG

>It's yanks pretending they're good at war!

The problem is you never want to. Ever. With anybody.

>Yanks pretending they are good at war
>BTFO you in our revolution
>Smacked you up side the head in 1812
>Saved your ass WWI
>Saved your ass WWII
>Saved your ass in RC south Afghanistan
WTF do you mean by this, bong?

...So what *is* the liquid honey in the pack for, then?

>POG
>MOSID 00010

they are called IMPs your opinion is irreverent.

Don't ask

...maybe in CANADA you literal nigger

>Only dumb maple niggers call them IMPs, I'll go with what literally the rest of NATO says you irrelevant POG

this is also wrong burger boy

Your military has been a meme since WWI, nobody cares what you call MRE's you pedantic cuck

you seem to care immensely, otherwise you would have just moved on to a different point.

also the UK calls them Maconochie Rations and Australia calls them Combat Ration One Man.

Aussies are bro tier, you and the bongs can't fight for shit

hey some canuck fag shot someone from like 100 meters, CANAKEK STRONK

>cant fight for shit

citation needed

>Canadian SF destroys previous world record of longest confirmed kill

>makes the shot on his first try

>rest of the world is all like "i mean its not THAT cool"

this is just sad

>Citation needed
Me
There are less than 100 operators in JTF2, your military is still a complete joke. Also when they operate under JSOC, uncle Sam gets credit. Kind of sad the best a Canadian soldier can hope for is the chance to LARP as an American, pic related

Canada doesn't need to have an army or a membership in NATO. The US can't let anyone invade Canada for any reason ever if they want to maintain their position as the world's superpower.

I was not aware of this, measures must be taken.

Nice meme flag faggot

there are more than 100 JTF2 operators lard boy

>i am my own citation
spoken like a true LARP

I dated an Ottawa slut for 3 years, her dad was a cyber security weenie with CSIS also did accounting for the entire DND...there are less than 100, kiddo you mostly use contractors

You do realize that you posted the rangers, the one unit out of the army that is staffed only by Indians due to the fact that no one else wants to patrol the great white bullshit we call the northern provinces right?

i'm sure you did babe, i bet her dad was TOP brass too, probably was good friends with the PM.

In the summer the Cdn Fed gov announced the budget will be increased by $60 B over 20 yrs.
Mind you, this was announced after Trumps' criticism of NATO mbrs not pulling their weight. It could always be revered anytime during the next 20 yrs...

Since the US has a military budget that is seven times what the next highest is any military budget will make the US scoff.

theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-lays-out-62-billion-in-new-military-spending-over-20-years/article35231311/

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Your DND is tiny, like people there are all basically on a first name basis...eccentric weirdos and frienchies mostly, like it's not what you think, at all

Yes and I have an uncle that works for Nintendo.

God damn it you stupid burger you make the same fucking thread every week. Stop cry about your stupid marine buddy that got killed by some rag head.

9 billion is for buying the UK's old legacy navy fleet that's kinda not working.
the other 4 billion is for commissioning the UK to build a newer state of the art 1984 submarine for us so we can then return it and commission them for something more up to date

>14 billion dollar budget
lol, how much did the French spend on the Mangeneau Line?

>first name basis

yep that confirms you know nothing about what you are talking about

I actually agree with this. Canada does nothing to secure itself. It relies on the United States and NATO to do that for them.

They contribute absolutely ZERO if push came to shove.

Disgusting.

Maple niggers; they want everybody else to do shit for them and take credit for shit they never did (1812, turning the tide in WWII, etc)

if push came to shove with who? NATO exists to combat the Soviet Union and that shit is long dead.

>Mangeneau Line

You and the god damned bongs keep thinking that...

>even your special forces have fucking muffin tops

Canadian special forces are bear mode, not otter.

Surprisingly--we make good on what little we have.

Since 1812 the Canadian army has very willing to engage and die soldiers--those enrolled are too scared to break the tradition, hence likely why our soldiers are bretty good (the wanna maintain that image).

Anyway--I think Canada is only matched by Danes in Afghanistan--from what I hear, we're calm and get the job done--don't get emotional like Americans.

The only worse trained and equipped troops in Afghanistan were the Germans, and even then you two cucks would have to fight for the title

Canadians were only second to the Danes in combat performance in Afghanistan--unless you can prove me wrong?

Yeah, lardmutt, teach us how to win against an Asian country.

According to fucking who, the Canadians? I was in Helmand in 2009 and you and the bongs were sad as fuck...the Canadians especially, so much so that additional surge troops needed to be dedicated to Kandahar. I'm sorry but Canadians were total pussys, never left the wire without so much fucking body armor they could barely walk
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Have you ever actually won a war, Suhail?

They had soviet weapons, soviet instructors, soviet specialists, and big advantage when hiding in the jungle.
They didn’t care bout losses, when every dead Johnny is strike to potus and gov reputation.

>Canada does nothing to secure itself.
Canada could have a nuclear arsenal with ICBMs in about three months of intensive effort, and one to rival America's within a few years. It was heavily involved in the Manhattan Project and has a huge nuclear industry.

We only don't have nukes ourselves to set a good example. That's our most important contribution. You can't hold our dependence on the US for defence against us, when we're only doing it because it's part of a global psy-op with the US.

Beyond that, our special forces are excellent, and we let our best and brightest engineers go and design weapons in the USA.

In the modern world, the huge US conventional military isn't to defend the USA, but to defend Israel (a grotesque pseudo-ethnostate that came into existence by violent conquest within living memory, but has never been able to defend itself, surviving only as a parasite nation), and to feed taxpayer money to the military-industrial complex.

I don't know bud--last time I heard the we always kick your butt when it comes to war game exercises in da woods.

Also-murican military is bretty much this:

>Get engaged
>Take cover
>Call in Brrrrrp plane
>Plane annihilates enemy position
>American victory

Whatever I guess.

New Zealand has never lost a war

>In mid-2017 it was reported that an unnamed Canadian special forces operator, based in Iraq, had set a new record of 3,540 m (3,871 yd), beating the record previously held by British Corporal Craig Harrison at 2,475 m (2,707 yd)

>b...but the CAF is untrained and unskilled