THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT

>After watching endless high school girl dramas, I feel I'm finally ready to watch Dragonball
>Can't wait to see all the fusion-ha!s and super saiyans
>Excited at the thought of seeing aliens flying through the air, throwing the landscape at each other
>Grab that good ole Dragonball DVD from the local library, run home and kamehameha it into the TV
>Goku's a kid, some commie pig teases dirty old men and not a single Piccolo dick was seen

What the ever loving fuck is this shit? It ain't Dragonball, it's SuckMyBalls. I got memed into watching a kid's show about teen boobies and urination. I want my money back, my waifu back, my laifu back and all the Dragonballs so I can wish I watched a better anime.

Talk about false advertising, if I wanted to watch kids leap through trees I'd watch Naruto.

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Dragonball is the best DBseries.

Why would you watch that old shit lol just watch DBS on crunchyroll

^This. Best comedy and the fight choreography actually had effort put into it instead of just being about whoever has the biggest numbers.

I wanted to see gay white lizards with blue bulbous heads transform into gayer white lizards with blue bulbous heads

Also I'm afraid of Super being like Teen Titans Go

bait

Everything is bait, user. All threads were made to extract replies from others, tis the very nature of online communication

Super is, for the most part, a collection of really short arcs. The Dr Slump crossover was gold, though.

Quality post.

I'd say early DBZ is better than DB, it had some of the best and most iconic fights while still retaining some of the charm from the original series.

yeah, it's one of those things you have to watch as a kid. in case this isn't b8.

Honestly, your best bet would be to read the manga, maybe watch the episodes with notable fights in them. The original series anime adaptation did drag on quite a bit.

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Lemme guess, you thought Dragon Ball Z was the entirety of the series. A lot of faggots genuinely think this. I wanna say OP is a troll, but these comments make me think otherwise.

Just about all the tournament fights were great. Lots of lateral-thinking stuff, like when Goku uses a kamehameha with his feet to fly.

>those comments

My head hurts.

I like hurting people.

>A lot of faggots genuinely think this.

It's like finding out Yu-Gi-Oh is actually about teen goth bromance

Or discovering One Punch Man is about unemployment and rent

Or realizing Death Note was just good marketing for Midori notebooks

Dragonball actually being about peeing children is one of the Top 10 Anime Plot Twists Of All Time, and for good reason. The masses just see a few clips and think it's actually an action show. They don't know the true meaning of Dragonball.

>these are the kind of retards that infest this board through DBS threads

Dragonball doesn't hold up that well, I grew up watching is as kid(latino dub) in the 90s, I still have some VHS tapes of it, I tried rematching it the other day by getting DVD of TVrips from a guy that sells pirates movies it really isn't that good.
It was fun seeing the old Canal 5 logo and commercial though but DragonBall Z is just so much better.

it is right

Freedom was legitimately a ramen commercial.

what the fuck is this. i need to know.

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Kill yourself.