Do you guys ever consider fapping to anime characters?

Do you guys ever consider fapping to anime characters?

Go back to tumblr

It's rare that I fap to 3DPD anymore.

Aqua is a USELESS god

Jesus watches when you masturbate so i don't do it at all. Going 30 years strong.

That's ceiling cat, user. Learn your memes or you will never fit in here.

>implying I haven't fapped to Aqua several times

>tumblr

I only lasted 22. I admire your faith, user.

W-why would I such a thing? hehe How ridiculous. Don't say such embarrasing things.
Hahaha...

22 is good enough. I'll put in a good word for you.

You're fapping right now. I can tell.

>hehe
>Hahaha

Do you...do you not?

How did you know? I mean. Of course not. Don't be silly.

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You typing like a newfag aside, OP's just here to stir up shit. Although, the userbase is deviant enough not to give a shit, I suggest not replying seriously.

Sometimes, but then I realize they're 2D, so my dick would literally get sliced open if I had sex with them.

>considered

Don't worry user, we are too. It's okay, you are among your people here.

I can't remember the last time I fapped to 3DPD anymore.

You guys are so kind.

Once in a while I find a particularly good JAV where the girl sounds like some voice actress. That's when I play the audio in the background while fapping to the doujins of relevant characters. It's not too bad, although I'm sure my neighbours are a bit annoyed.

You are a treasure.

Protip: if you move your speakers from your neighbor's house to your own, you don't have to turn the volume up so loud in order to hear it

Thin walls in this building, and my hearing was damaged by artillery.

I love Sup Forums

Thank you for your cervix.

>being the target of artillery means you are not a civilian

That's not how it works in real life, user.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm one of the lucky ones, a guy I know lost half of his arm after the roof crushed it.

no what the fuck is wrong with you jesus
I've never touched my dick in my life and I hope it's the same for all of you or else y'all are gay

wow your post reeks of gayness

How so? I've never touched a dick in my life while you probably grab one and jerk it off every day

He's not wrong. There's nothing gayer than touching a guy's dick.

No, that's disgusting, you filthy fucking degenerate

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