/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - DOUBLE STUFF CHOCOLATE OREOS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

youarelistening.to/chicago
youtube.com/watch?v=eILrESvP-jE&t=2105s
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Nice
I mayy go troll twitch out of bordedom thou, niggers arent so active in the winter

SHOTS FIRED

SIX, SIX SHOTS FIRED AH AH AH

still don't get what this thread is about

we got car chases or what

10 second into listening...Shots fired.

We've got it all man

Missing children
perverts
theft
robbery
car chases
stabbings
shootings
ODs
child abuse

Get cozy and listen to synthwave

It's thge chicago police scanner, use your imagination.
protip: It isn't the imagery in this thread, almost dystopian critique on the state of urban society

is zone 6 offline or its just me?

Awesome

Recommended accompanying music?

>robbed a Dunkin Donuts

Did I hear that right

Use the ambiance link in the OP. It has ambient music overlayed with the dispatch stream

>>>Same feed with ambient music:
>youarelistening.to/chicago

FEMALE BLACK attempted to rob the Dunkin Donuts

the first link sets a bladerunner feel.
youarelistening.to/chicago

MALE WHITE
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W
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This is beautiful

there are also bingo boards you can play, I don't have any saved though. Robert threads are truly the Sup Forums patrician taste

I now understand Blade Runner

SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

the most comfortable audio stream

youtube.com/watch?v=eILrESvP-jE&t=2105s

It's not supposed to feel good.

meant forbut applies to

White male did the shooting? Do we have somebody handing out vigilante justice in Chiraq

Good morning, Robert
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This is a weird feel tbqh

who is chicago /comfy/ here?

Bingo dump incoming

>White male did the shooting?

I wouldn't read too much into that.

Just got out of the riveting LIVE*PD thread
How is Chicago coping with the rampant NO TURN SIGNALS of the WHITE MALE this evening?

>tfw not comfy

got that /chicago/ feel

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>20 minutes
>no open keys

is it a miracle?

I take it Diversey is the bad part of town?

It's one of many

Wait, is Robert a real officer or is it just a code-word they use?

code word instead of roger I assume

It's chicago pd's codeword that signifies an officer.

Every city is different.

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>is Robert a real officer or is it just a code-word they use?
its one guy, user
but he's the only one you need

Dammit Robert, check your keys!

Looks like Jose is having a rough night.

its depressing to know that this is the burbs of my suburbs

What does this mean?

>Wait, is Robert a real officer

He is the hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.

>What does this mean?
means an officer took the wrong car keys.
dispatch needs to make sure everyone is using the correct vehicle keys because there is a cruiser in auto pool that they can't start

Calling all Roberts, time to get comfy

what is up with that link user

>What does this mean?

It means Robert is sitting on the "key" on his walkie talkie and dispatch (and user) hears him; it also prevents other Roberts from calling in.

"keying the mic" means transmitting on your radio

an open key means an officer is inadvertently pressing down on the "push to talk" button on his radio/mic, transmitting everything around him and blocking other officers from transmitting.

Its when someoen has the talk button on their radio pressed down by accident

No fucking idea. I just download these CPD jpgs from these threads and re-post.

its a sadomasochist website my man, nothing vulgar but hell, I guess it is fitting.

>"you guys habla espanol?"
>"what?"
>"we need a spanish speaker"

BUILD

Delmont and Racine

>7/11 at Belmont
>need a couple more units

Never checked the link. There are a handful of these CPD themed.

>10 shots fired

>10 shots fired
He ded

>12 shots fired
AH Ah Ah

It is Chiraq so you never know it they might have all missed badly

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How cozy is everyone right now?

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CHECK YOUR KEY

>3 shots fired
ah ah ah

>"If you don't not mind reaffirm where you at"

>white male
>hispanic

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>John Garza was beaten by the girlfriend

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Isn't Chicago civilised compared with the D?

Robert checks your digits

>Isn't Chicago civilised compared with the D?

Yes, but it's a much larger city and in places like Detroit or Baltimore there aren't enough whites left to pay for a police force who bothers to try to maintain any semblance of the rule of law.

>fighting with the girlfriend
>at least one them them is armed with a pipe

Three men with automatic weapons!

Its been a while since I've seen a cpd thread

Bartender is drunk at his own place. Nice and classy.

>fighting with hospital security

>juvie sex offender