Suits are a sign of a domesticated slave

>no protection from damage
>no protection from heat
>no protection from cold
>no freedom of movement
>no camouflage
>wont hide your identity
>takes more than 5 seconds to put on
>that goofy tie is your dog collar

Literally the clothes version of "submit for status and comfort".

As a neet and minimalist mgtow I laugh at suit people who spend more money than me to buy less useful clothes than mine in an attempt to impress the hive and in an attempt to get pussy. Dont you know that the most famous porn story among women is the evil rich baron getting killed by a poor knight with nothing but his armor and sword to rescue/fuck silly (depending on woman's age) the damsel? Jesus fix your shit larpers..

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>minimalist mgtow

why aren't you naked on coconut island getting a suntan right now?

>NEET
>MGTOW
You sad sad sad fuck.

He still uses the internet and have a 9 to 5 job. But he comes at the office in an animal pelt because it's easy and comfortable, and he's too alpha for his co-workers to protest.

I prefer mountains and forests covered in snow and me almost dying from hypothermia everytime I stroll into one of them ill prepared. Its a kink.

And a 'brojob' from a fellow bro.

It's not gay you know. Just two dicks going their own way.

>9 to 5 job

The tie is a symbol of Roman nobility, it originates from the bibs that the rich wore at the games/theaters.

My ancestors never bowed to Rome, I'll not pretend to be one of them.

No pvp in this zone. I'll take the charisma and skill stat boosts.

What if I only shop thrift and dress nice despite being NEET?

>minimalist mgtow
>care about clothes
You're doing it wrong.

How do you survive?

With a winning smile

Now thats interesting. Thanks for the info. But to me it looks like a leash on a domesticated dog. It doesnt help that most if not all people who wear them act like domesticated dogs (some with a fake ass confidence that comes from having a longer leash than usual).

Not sure I've ever seen the option to pay my mortgage with winning smiles.

Suits are the uniform of wagecucks plus they're impractical and expensive. Ljl at this scam

it works if you combine the winning smile with a willingness to take dick for money

I just wanna feel like a kang looking down on peasants while I adjust my tie for no good reason.

Mr Rothschild would like to have a word with you.

>no protection from cold
I strongly disagree with this since wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants feels fine on a 30 degree day, but wearing a suit and tie makes me want to die

Im listening

Do a snow angel for 20 minutes if they are so good against cold.

>>no protection from damage
>>no protection from heat
>>no protection from cold

Fag whos never worn a suit.txt

Literally just wear a cardigan, and there are thinner materials for suits so you can wear them in the summer.

>>no protection from damage
>>no protection from heat
>>no protection from cold
>>no freedom of movement
>>no camouflage
>>wont hide your identity
>>takes more than 5 seconds to put on
>>that goofy tie is your dog collar
Nice "life is runescape" larp but you can fuck off now

Even Rothschilds wear a suit you moron.

When Im talking about heat and cold Im not talking about the mild temperatures you suitfags hang around. Im talking about the temperatures you would have in a world without electricity, go on in a forest during winter with a suit on and tell me how was the night.

>never worn a suit means fag
>wtf I love gay people now

Obviously they're not going to be good for the extreme cold. But to say "no protection" is just plain wrong. You'll last a lot longer in the snow in a suit than you will in a budgie smuggler.

I hate to break it to you, but there's more degrees of protection than "extreme" and "nothing". Somebody on the south pole is going to need better protection than just "a good parka", but that same parka might be perfectly fine in the snow in Toronto.

Likewise in Australia, even in Winter most of our cities will never even reach 0. In that case, a suit is all the cold protection you'll need. But you'll still get hypothermia if all you have is a t-shirt and some underwear when it's 1 degree.

Yea the epitome of intomitable virility.

more like you cant afford a suit

Im imagine most of your cities still have electricity and mad max is a meme right? How else would you be able to strawman on Sup Forums?

Oh look! Toilet paper.

This man does not eat at Taco Bell

i have gold too :^)

100% comped

why would you lay out twenties that makes you more of a faggot than the fake pussies

the katana confirms it

Probly need to use one of those guns on yourself ASAP. thanks

I see you have some MGTOW essentials. You are a gentleman and a scholar sir.

i eat at taco bell like once a week

thats kind of the point lad

why? im living the dream

im not mgtow, just ancap

Way easier to conceal a firearm in one though.

>is that a turkey..?
>oh

>Im not mgtow
then kill yourself you doll loving degenerate

You're the only one strawmanning.

From the OP:
>no protection from cold
Pretty fucking clear, so I disagree, since suits do offer SOME protection from cold.

To which you retardedly say:
>Do a snow angel for 20 minutes if they are so good against cold
This is a strawman. I never said a suit will save you from diving into the snow for 20 minutes, because they won't.

Suits offer some protection from cold. Not a lot, but some.

In that case go outside with your underwear out. Because they offer SOME protection from cold.

Finding suits not useful. When I use them to make more money than you will ever see in your entire family existence.

Instant respect
Instant authority
Instant sex appeal

I’m done with you now. Here’s something else you’ll never get to see... this view.

>Rothschilds are at the top of the control structure

t. brainlet

Is that you Joel.

>no protection from damage
what?
do you walk around in full steel plate armor or what.

"Some" is still not "none". And the difference between a pair of underwear and a full suit in terms of warmth potential is a huge gap. You're still fucking strawmanning and it's pathetic.

He looks like shit. I like a good suit, but he looks like shit.

>go to places where you get no damge
>go to places where you have acclimatized clothing.
>no need to hide no need for camo


why do you live in a shithole, and a shit job were you need nanny cloths to survive

holy fuck you must dress terribly
kill yourself

Seems okay, he looks harmless enough.

lol what a shitty apartment you paid shit tons of money in Chicago and can't even see Lake Michigan, wow lmao

Tie is the most pointless item of clothing, tbey are only good for hanging yourself out of frustration at being a human drone on a weird planet in the middle of nowhere.

So things you have never experienced in your mother's basement? Got it

Most of what you're saying is pretty fucking stupid, but I definitely agree that blazers/jackets restrict your arm's range of motion to John McCain levels

wear a toga

The suit is an odd remnant of 19th century fashion, such that if you brought some guy from 100 odd years ago into the present he would recognize what a suit was immediately. The vestigial cravat necktie is a ridiculous ornament.

No better symbol of useless paper shuffling bureaucrats, lawyers, and Goldman Sachs (((bankers))). A suit is the equivalent of the way Chinese mandarins and emperors used to grow foot long fingernails as a class symbol, as their hobbled hands rendered them incapable of anything as debased as manual labor.

Actually, a good suit is the best clothes that you can buy and wear.
Suits fit men of every stature. They are comfortable and can be combined with a vest for example to adapt to the temperatures outside. A suit that is tailored for you will also be very comfortable to wear.

Suits are the best clothes. This is why they have not changed much in the past centuries.

as a NEET MGTOW I agree

Be female in workplace. Wear no sleeves and a skirt that can be several inches above the knee and open for shoes. Why can't men have 40% exposure and it be pro attire?

The amusing double standard is that women in the same workplace that requires men to wear suits can wear shit like a T shirt and other comfortable items.

this thread is cancer and OP is a faggot
>in all fields

Way to offer constructive input to a threat, champ.
1/10

you are correct.

Does no one here watch ReviewBrah anymore? What happened to this place? Suits are based as fuck. This board is starting to sound like a bunch of edgy 14 year old leftists

Suits are upper-middle slaves, and the khaki polo look is for mid-low slaves.

The most abominable look of all, yet some spergs chose that style for the Tiki Torch Rallies.

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Would never catch me living in Chicago. Just one of my stays at Trump Towers. But keep thinking that I’m actually packing for this and not billing my clients for all my travel expenses. Like this beautiful view that you will never get to enjoy.

>Poor knight
>With just his sword and armor
Those would have literally been out of the reach of the wealth of an entire village.

>im not mgtow, just ancap
I'm pretty sure u r a larping faggot.