Sup lads. Nightly auspol
>Mount Gambier mayor Andrew Lee cleared of misconduct by SA Ombudsman
abc.net.au
>Tasmania's only abortion clinic closes, putting pressure on government to find alternative
abc.net.au
>AUD/USD Price Forecast January 15, 2018, Technical Analysis
yahoo.com
>Home ownership could soar to same level as 1991 under proposed change
news.com.au
I hate Melbourne
How the fuck are housing crisis's real? Like build your own nigga lmao
We need more abortion in Tasmania.
How do I move there? It seems like everything is great and that average australian women is 10/10.
well it's kinda like look at all the american tv shows and then look around america. the people on tv are a lot more attractive aren't they.. I was so surprised when I hit LAX how fucking fat everyone was.
Same goes here, the aussie women you have seen on TV and such are the cream of the crop, fatties don't get on TV.
Nigs.
It's not great, and the average white Australian woman is a cunt while the rest are Chinese.
Oh my god American airports are like a step up from a walmart, especially after they turned down the air conditioning for shekels so now that you're stressed out and wearing flip flops to go through the scanner machines you can also be sweaty and desperate to catch your plane while your herding around find out where to piss or eat a $35 bagel before your 85 flight to the next connection.
So you're saying that's why I never see Australian qts and the best looking guy there (zyzz) was an import?
How's summer?
>average australian woman
To get on the shortlist for most Australian women you need the following:
- be richer than them (most of them have boomer or early genX parents who give them everything to offset the chauvinist country Australia was)
- have a good job where you earn more than them (white men are seen as lazy and stupid because they actually expected the system to take care of them, maybe as a foreigner with foreign experience you have a chance here, though)
- be some alpha chad (assumption here is that you have some easy job where you can spend most of your time working out and taking 'trips to thailand' where you can get ez gains)
- be well travelled (after all, men are meant to be free spirits who can travel the world during their late teens and 20s on their parents money only to settle down with some great job like them, if you don't have this you won't be able to 'relate' so get ready for divorce in your 40s)
- no other problems
We'd LOVE to hear from you for this application!
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What's wrong with Tasmania?
I'm NSW and am considering moving to and having a cute log cabin built somewhere quiet there.
What's for dinner tonight lads?
Typical fucking Melbourne community University studies.
As if this will allow more of the population to buy houses. The problem is societal, people arent being taught how to manage money effectively.
How exactly would talking away Negative Gearing entice more to buy? Likely to do the opposite, desu.
CHICKEN PALMY CUNT
Sounds delicious.
fucking so sick of the chinks, had some crazy chink cunt come into work and "help no english" then he just starts running up and down the aisle like a spastic. I dunno what the fuck he wanted
Was probably filming it and posted it to Chinese social media to show everyone how he was pranking dumb Westerners. Probably got billions of views of you standing there dumbfounded going "oi calm down, mate".
not allowed to do anything here without government approval. I have to sign a form just to take a fucking shit
dammit I'm just well traveled.
I just kept working, I am not fucking doing fuck all for them cunts. even had some indian guy ask me why a bunch came running into the store. I said someone must of put the A2 Stage Free out. even he said it's a joke how bad it is
sydney girls are the worst. None of them have jobs, hobbies, or even a car but still have a laundry list of requirements for men. And all fucken roasties that think they’re entitled to a relationship after being dicked
I saw some Thor looking guy cucked at a bar here.
Insane.
you can go to USA, Trump wants you because you're country isn't a shithole
No, it's already official in the news that Norway has rejected this offer. It was shameful, anyway.
Word is Haiti is already negotiating freedom of exchange with Norway to commence next month.
bruh, even if you’re a swole motherfucker you still get passed on by these thots. 4 years in the gym and a perfect jawline to lose out to some skinny fuckboi with a gram of coke and an arm of tacky tattoos yeah right cunt
But Norway is a shithole if you go to the right places but the difference is that most Norwegians can actually waste water on dumb things like preparing a hot bath or shower that takes about 5 min to get the right temperature.
C- can i have one of your woman, u promise i will love her and give her a children?
sounds like me in most poor places where I can get good cocaine.
Guess the national language for 2030.
You can have one of the Indians or Chinese ones.
I don't get it anymore.
Who is still winning here?
I was at some farewell drinks for some guy who was going to the US and just about every negative thing I could think of in LA is actually worse here- and from the admissions of every American from CA I've drank with, that's the worst state in the union to be anything.
cunt's fucked
i hope you got it notarized by a JP
inbreeding
What's with Britfags and namefagging? I mean even Brits VOIP is always the most obnoxious cunt, is being a obnoxious slag of a human a Brit millenial thing?
>>Home ownership could soar to same level as 1991 under proposed change
>news.com.au
cautiously optimistic
>Two heads are better than one
>It's double the pleasure, baby, triple the fun
>falling for the /fit/ lifting gets you girls meme
woman care more about confidence and feelings than appearance, but sounds like you're chasing slags if they're going for coked out fuckbois, in which case wtf do you expect? oh wait no you're just a virgin autist who's generalizing to seem edgy on Sup Forums. pathetic
Yeah but both heads are still your sister
>two dicks
>two heads
>two sisters
>two scoops
>two terms
No thanks. I want my kids to look like me. I’m 6’4 and red hair guy.
>I want my kids to look like me
>red hair guy.
you're a monster, please don't do that to them
There are places in the world that aren't under constant x-ray blast.
I meant more that gingers are soulless and disgusting creatures
can't you guys just use your nukes on the shitholes
We have a "special relationship" with the UK and they need to exterminate the Irish.
Gay marriage
That is all
want to come here for a all paid holiday Mohammad and you can throw some poofs off a roof
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Just use the nukes on NIGGER babies.
Fuck NIGGERS.
>projecting this hard
Cunt, if you ever hit the gym and get big you’ll realise that regardless of your confidence, muscles or aesthetics Sydneythots/Australiathots will do anything for anyone with a gram. It really is that bad. If you are a man with muscles, confidence, interests and hobbies then you are by and large a quality man, but the catch 22 is that you’ll now have to fight off roasties AND women looking to secure their future..but aren’t actually worth a damn.
And no shit we’re chasing slags, you think innocent, pure women exist in this country any more? Are you really that caught up in your little fantasy land inside your head? Almost every bitch you see has, at some point, been held up by her hair and fucked red raw by some douchebag fitbro like me but betas like you propagate their egos by buying in to their innocent bullshit.
Look at how you attack someone perceived as being better than you because your self esteem is so crushingly low. Beta soyboys like you are the cause for their shitty behaviour and because you cunts are so fuckin numerous you’ve effectively ruined it for the alphas & sigmas of this country who wanted nothing more than a family. Get gassed you limp wrist yes voting cuck
so I should just get a cocaine hook up and it's all fucking gravy?
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>monster
Yeah ok
Also Youre basically not allowed to be homeless if youre white
>w-we’re not cucked like Bongs, w-we’re b-based catholics!
>votes overwhelmingly for gay marriage backed by anti Trump and anti Anglo M*l G*bson
HAHAHAHAHAHA convict taigs are even lesser than regular taigs
Just say i commited a murder and i fled to norway just for the comfy prisons would they send me back?
Pull out a bag and they’ll go weak at the knees for you. If you’re in to degenerate behaviour & care more about how others view you than actually being a man of substance then yeah, gravy mate.
One of my high school buddies got really mixed up dealing opiates and last I heard wound up knocking up some skank and now he's in a long term financial commitment in a shitty house instead of living with his mom.
That could work.
fuck off Josh you ginger cunt, you became a faggot after Kyuss
Coke cost 400AUD (about 250€) a gram here.
alri mate
Cuntonese
Damn you are mad that you aren’t a good looking as me.
I have a crush on 'Stralia-kun.
fucking CIA aren't doing their job and bringing in enough fucking cunts
Gingers can't be good looking unless they have tits but to breed with them is considered a sin
Need more NIGGERS.
"~ kun (~君)"
is used to address men who are younger or the same age as the speaker. A male might address female inferiors by "~ kun," usually in schools or companies. It can be attached to both surnames and given names. It is less polite than "~ san." It isn't used between women or when addressing one's superiors.
NOTE: Superiors
yeah then we can have a crack epidemic. I might become a transnigger and change my name to freeway rick
kunt
I'm sorry, I meant chan.
Then why you all look at ginger women with firecrotch and jack off to them?
>you all
Australia has a meth epidemic because they refuse to treat adhd they just cannot accept it as real like the usa does .
watching ABC news lads, do they have reporters follow refugees around so they can do a story daily?
>ABC
>a bunch of old communists and young socialists
it's probably their top priority.
prove adhd is real
Lol Australia more you you's failin' ya
blow away in the wind
I jerked off to the girl, kawaii ^_^^_^^_^
i'd hit it
I cant. But there are a bunch of people who are continual failures in life and small doses of legal meth have been proven to help them get to normal levels of functionality
I jerked off to the girl, kawaii ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
lay off the syrup u filthy canuck, heh canuck is awfully close to cuck, pure coincidence i imagine..
I fucking hate ABC News.
I heard they have a billion dollar budget for the shit they produce.
If this is their version of bipartisan reporting, I couldn't imagine what would happen when labor wins the next election. It'd just be dogpiling on anyone who questions the government commie style.
Nice job roo, you made my boner pop out of my shorts and into your mum
who doesn't
Also smoking which essentially treated adhd has ceased dramatically since the 80s this explains the huge rise in adhd cases and explains why some people cant stop smoking because their normal level of functioning isnt enough to be functional in the modern world
>Australian """"""""""banter""""""""""
too soon
kek listen to a news report on Triple j and see how bad it can get
Sup my retarted hotdog eating dissapointment of a cousin?
got to wait for the corpse to rot? your a fucking sick motherfucker
a billion dollars
they employ, 10 people for each state for abc national radio, so say 80, they employ like 5 people for the tv news at 7, they employ maybe 20 for a newspaper, do they even have a newspaper? make it all the cucks they have on computers doin technical shit.
with a little leeway thats 130 people, at 100k salary each, thats 13 million. wheres the rest of the money people
WHERES THE FUCKING MONEY?!
they have 100 niggers and chinks and shit that don't do anything all on $100K pay