>paying for gasoline this morning
>hadn't yet heard about "Shitholegate"
>glance at stack of newspapers
>headline is "Donald Trump Disparages African Nations"
>burst out laughing and everyone in the store is staring at me
meme magic is real. what a time to be alive!
this makes the 2 ice cream scoops thing seem like nothing, I can't even believe this is real life
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It's hilarious to think,"well he shouldn't say that" as if they didn't just call trump supporters racist bigots
>burst out sharting and everyone in the store is staring at me
...
stop
I can't breath,
my sides can't take anymore
It's fantastic if you are a Russian hoping for a weakened USA and West.
I gets better.
>hurr durr the Russians did this
I told you stop ahahahahahahahaha
it hurts
Yes apparently now it’s not okay to call shitholes shitholes
Because... well because
youtube.com
and it still gets better.
>Mudd
>shitholer
pls stop I'm actually suffocating
kek. what the fuck. this cant be real
Hate having to log into Twitter to find out what is shitpost edits and what is actual Trump tweets. And I have to now, even though (still) very proud of my bullshit radar skill level.
its all so surreal
like how is this even happening it makes no sense
I know, I’m convinced this is a simulation
>not joking
the media is beyond insane at this point. its both funny and scary at the same time.
its like were in a play or novel or movie or something and the 4th wall has been broken
like a ripple in the fabric of reality
Bruh top keks much thanks
The egregore can not be unsummoned. It can not be canceled.
You can not leave the egregore once you join. It's magic. Real magic. We have created a whole new entity that did not exist before.
And that entity is shoving it's weight around the planet making room for itself to grow. Spreading across the globe, undeniable and unstoppable.
Even if you left pol for years and segregated yourself from the internet, you can not depart the egregore. It will find you anywhere you can go. It will follow you anywhere you can go.
We are quite literally redrawing reality around us.
>youtube.com
This.. THIS
THIS IS .. OH MY GOD.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM IN THE MEME WORLD, THIS CANT BE REAL.
imagine trying to explain this to someone from 50 years ago
hell thats too long
imagine trying to explain this to someone from 10 years ago
>White honkey from Norway.
The fuck is that dirty slant eyed cathlic sloping slanite saying about me?
Fuck that faggot. That nigger just ignored a hate fueled racist remark against me. Fuck you racist fucks.
Yes burgers, worry about Russia ching chong.
oh god the memes stop the memes theyre writing themselves again
It's /our/world now.
It was what we were born to do.
To early to explore the univers
To late to explore the earth
Just in time to save western civilization
It's not going to be funny when Trump ends up doing what Democrats never could, and motivates black people to go to the voting booths.
...
the memes have become too powerful
we were toying with powers we could never hope to comprehend and now there is no stopping them there is no going back its too late
...
It’s certainly made satire obsolete.
>how could Saturday night live ever have hoped to compete
KEK HAS SPOKEN.
We truly will unlock the mysteries of the universe.
satire doesn't even exist anymore as far as I'm concerned
why even bother to make satire? you don't have to its a waste of time
reality has become its own satire
SHADILAY
cosmic absolute, regular reality
breath of a image/concept, syntony of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh
(X2)
shadilay shadilay my freedom
shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality
shadilay shadilay oh no
(you) fly into my life, no it's not finished
I will stop
set my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
metallic harmony, CONCRETE/REAL REALITY
electronic videoclip, praise of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh
(X2)
shadilay shadilay my freedom
shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality
shadilay shadilay oh no
(you) fly into my life, no it's not finished
I will stop
set my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
You guys should check out Trump's twitter page before he became a candidate. His shitposting mastery makes this place look like reddit.
999 is the emergency number in Britain, the digits chime with safety. Kek speaks again.
I unironically find this all so exciting and scary i need to take a shit
>(((left handed)))
Every single time
When are people going to get red pilled on the left handed ''people'' question?
>CNN remarks Slovenia is not on the list of shithole countries
>Shithole is being screamed left and right on all channels
>Every racial insult on live TV
>Don Lemon called a nigger, twice
>Country of Pepe the frog mentioned on CNN
All in one night, just because of one comment from an unspecified source.
LOL
>CNN not censoring for once
yeesh
999 gematria is last but one a.k.a. everything is nearly over
pls stop
2018 just began
I'm trying to think of how things could get more insane after this but I cant even comprehend
but I know this is just the start
Oh my fucking god, my sides. How the fuck can anyone watch this and remotely take them seriously!? The absolute fucking state of American main stream news outlets.
We're watching the decline in real time, lads.
Don't forget to watch Philip "Nigger Spic, but never kike" Mudd on CNN
lmfao
>LE MEME MAGIC IS REAL MY FELLOW MAGAPEDES XD! LE BEST TIMELINE xD!
You know where you need to go
>I'm trying to think of how things could get more insane after this but I cant even comprehend
Trump signed an order to begin preparations for an emergency NK first strike in July or August last year.
>News
>Have circlejerk dialogue
Also news used nigger. Does that mean it's okay to use the word nigger again?
mfw donald trump just called haiti an anus
most people on Sup Forums are left handed, at least that's how it used to be. Not all of us are degenerate faggots
its not just American media
news outlets all over the world are broadcasting "shithole" to the entire planet
all because of something someone claimed Trump might have said
don't forget there is NO PROOF he actually said this
the entire world media is in an uproar over rumors and hearsay
there was a thread up earlier how some countries media are having trouble translating "shithole" in a way their viewers can understand because they have no direct equivalent colliquialism
The fucking state of the left, my god this is a truly ultimate time to be alive, who gives a shit about laying the foundation of the west when you can save it entirely just for the luls of pissing of de libs :DDDDD
Are we going to replace the bald eagle with pepe the frog?
We need to start memeing this
"""news"""
its a fucking joke
an insane joke and this shithole thing is the perfect example of the absolute insanity of the media
...
>staring at shart
um, no sweetie. sharting is common and no one gives it - or anything - second thoughts here in America
it means when you see this meme.
But Philip Mudd is right. Catholics don't belong in America. You can't pledge allegiance to this country if your true allegiance is to the papacy.
Agreed, Catholics go home
Everyone is loyal to god before country, you dummy.
Fucking kek, I can't believe the timeline we've entered.
the head of our religion lives in a palace in london, not in rome
no country is king, only God.
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard since election night
LOL this is not making the case for protestants any better.
I love this timeline so much, best part is that nobody fucking cares anymore. I only saw 1 facebook status about the shithole comment. Just one from my friend's list, where in the year leading up to the election it was countless posts about Trump. The left has become utterly demoralized, and more and more of them wake up each day from their delusional slumber. praise kek!
>all those curse words
Holy shit, its like he's trying to be as boomer rage as possible.
Didn't that land anus get raped by a sky anus.
In a Time of Universal Deceit — Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act
>"Shitholegate"
...
what else do we call it?
"The Great Shithole Shitstorm of '18"?
"The Shituation"
kek
...
HAHAHA
YES
POCCИЯ
YOU WIN
top fucking kek
THE MEMES ARE CONVERGING!
>THE MEMES ARE CONVERGING!
>what else do we call it?
>that time Trump called a few shitholes, shitholes.
>I'm a proud shit-holer
What if you're ambidextrous?
THE SHITUATION ROOM WITH WOLF BLITZER
Dafuq user?
Wanna talk about something?
I was laughing so much in my office yesterday after reading what he said all the liberal cucks I work with came running in to see what was so funny... had to shut down my screen quick so I wouldn't get found out.
What I find fascinating is how CNN demands that a country with $739 GDP/Capita not be called a shithole. That's less than $2 a day for the average person, and that's GDP, not wages.
The real reason CNN/libs hate places like Haiti being called shitholes is because they are. Haiti and other shithole countries are shining examples of how socialistic policies destroy a country.
Ah man this thread is great.
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Donny 2 scoops
i'm legit ambidextrous. what is the question?
What's going to happen when trump wins in a landslide in 2020?
which hand do you use to wipe your shithole
So if lefties are degenerate and righties aren't, what would an ambidextrous person classify as?
kekikus maximus
The Shituation is now the official name
>president makes common sense statement.
>entire planet in an uproar.
The conceptions of good and evil have reversed on this planet much like the poles do every few thousand years.
How long is this fucking gif holy shit.
moral relativism is ingenious.
Nothing is wrong or right unless you want it to be.
Child brides for migrants and rapes are fine because that's just how they were raised.
But if you think gay people are immoral then you're wrong and should be fired have your reputation ruined and really just killed altogether but I guess we can't just go around killing you bigots.
My fucking sides. Oh man, seeing stuff like this and the DPRK News twitter feed is fucking comedic gold.
>in other news....
>Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un completes speed run of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in 4 minutes 22 seconds
I shit you not. That's on their twitter.
I see what you did there. Please respect Mr. Horowitz, his real name is Woof.
Its Wooof, woooof shitzer, in the shituation roof.