FAWKIN AWZZIES AIN'T GOT NO DEEP FRIED BUTTER. FAWKIN COMMIE SHITHOLE

FAWKIN AWZZIES AIN'T GOT NO DEEP FRIED BUTTER. FAWKIN COMMIE SHITHOLE.

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Grab 'em by the shithole

MUH GERMANIC HERITAGE SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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If you're proud to be an American you're a fucking sub-90 IQ moron in terms of intelligence. There is hardly anything good about this shitty nation.

Facts about America:

- Gini Coefficient (i.e. income inequality) has reached African-tier levels
- Over 20$ trillion dollars in debt
- Infrastructure is in poor and dilapidated shape and received a -D overall
- Health care system ranked 50 out of 55 nations assessed by Bloomberg
- Almost 35 nations have a longer life expectancy than America. Costa Rica has a higher life expectancy than America.
- Most Americans (52.1%) of the people in the United States live in areas with harmful levels of pollution
- Majority of cities in America are 3rd world shitholes infested with Negroes. Cities like Detroit, St. Louis, Baltimore, and New Orleans are some of the most dangerous cities in the world.
- Most Southern States are 3rd world shitholes infested with rednecks, white trash, and niggers
- America has 50 states yet most states in America are irrelevant shitty flyover backwater states
- Infant mortality rate on par with Botswana
- HIV more common in America than Somalia
- 35% of the population is obese
- General population is stupid as fuck
- Value of the dollar has decreased precipitously

America is a borderline 3rd world shithole. If you're seriously proud of being American then you should fucking kill yourself.

IMMA MOVE TO MA ANCESTRAL HOMELAND

Pic related is figuratively me.

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>The United States of America

Is this a New Zealand meme? I know you guys hate each other.

Giga mutt

La creatura el Americano!

This banter is fucking great keep it up lads.
Fuck off shareblue kek here have your 0.02 cents.

Americano Cuisine

Is this the power of a 25k Dow Jones?

Not true.. we hate each other like brothers.. deep down there is respect.. but we all know NZ is our bitch

OH SAY CAN YOU SHAAAAART

IN THE LOCAL WAL-MAAAAART

This guy is hilarious

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The Amerimutt must lock it's food in a safe box so other mutts don't steal it.

American Dream

This really wouldn't be enough to keep out a mildly hungry 56%er. El Creaturo's strength is multiplied when it senses food.

First time ever a leaf has made me kek. Bless you.