Sup Forums, have you ever tried to summon a succubus?
Sup Forums, have you ever tried to summon a succubus?
I just keep getting worst girls like the one in your picture whenever I try.
Faggot.
I could never get something so pure no matter how hard I try.
This sounds like a /x/ thread
I did but the slut keeps telling me she's a dragon
Give me Shammy or give me death
There's only one way to find out which.
See if she floats?
What else floats user?
Wood, right?
When I was younger.
Good! So how do we tell if she is a dragon?
I've already summoned one in my heart.
I'm working on the muscles to summon her.
Throw her into a river!
Yes, but she hasn't titfucked me to death yet
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How do I summon a succubus /x/?
I did once, but she turned out to be a lesbian. She then fucked my imouto.
I'd be happy to go like this
Build a gundam out of her!
Sounds like you did a good deed for your imouto. You could probably summon an angel now.
Ah but can you not also build a Gundam out of metal?
this looks like a job for storytime
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>dowman sayman
oh boy I can't wait for the twist
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>I get enough people bossing me around at work.
Office Lady/Teacher and/or unaware succubus?
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Oh Shi-
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never successfully
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and that's all she wrote
Tried that, but she just eats my food and plays vidya all day. I can't get rid of her either.