Sup Forums, have you ever tried to summon a succubus?

Sup Forums, have you ever tried to summon a succubus?

I just keep getting worst girls like the one in your picture whenever I try.

Faggot.

I could never get something so pure no matter how hard I try.

This sounds like a /x/ thread

I did but the slut keeps telling me she's a dragon

Give me Shammy or give me death

There's only one way to find out which.

See if she floats?

What else floats user?

Wood, right?

When I was younger.

Good! So how do we tell if she is a dragon?

I've already summoned one in my heart.

I'm working on the muscles to summon her.

Throw her into a river!

Yes, but she hasn't titfucked me to death yet

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How do I summon a succubus /x/?

I did once, but she turned out to be a lesbian. She then fucked my imouto.

I'd be happy to go like this

Build a gundam out of her!

Sounds like you did a good deed for your imouto. You could probably summon an angel now.

Ah but can you not also build a Gundam out of metal?

this looks like a job for storytime

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>dowman sayman
oh boy I can't wait for the twist

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>I get enough people bossing me around at work.
Office Lady/Teacher and/or unaware succubus?

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Oh Shi-

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never successfully

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and that's all she wrote

Tried that, but she just eats my food and plays vidya all day. I can't get rid of her either.