This is what amerimutts believe in

This is what amerimutts believe in

Taking "Medevial Times" or a Renaissance Fair seriously. They are larping business for "adults" and children that make money, not a history lesson.

It's a nice hobby desu. Shame you can't really kill your opponent

amerisharts mastered the blade so well they can cut through armor, they da reel ewropeens

>e-larpers getting upset over actual larping

no fun allowed

A good time? Jesus fuck, you call us out for being fat fucks all the time. So we actually get out and try to exercise and you call us out again!

Seems the stars and stripes team beat the bees.

WE

Can't mock them. I've wanted to join Regia Anglorum for years but I'm worried I'll seem even more autistic.

>unironically getting triggered over some LARPers having fun

Eurocucks are pathetic. Sage for shitty off-topic thread.

whats wrong with europeans larping?

America's alright

hmmm, something about this looks fucky

Haaa the pseudo country of Serbia is speaking.
Shhhhh everyone be quite.

the fact that these fairs have become popular is a sign that whites are waking up to their heritage and know that it is in danger of being lost and forgotten with the demographic change going on

They're just having fun fuck off.

Divide and conquer thread
Please ignore

Why no Aztecs or native Americans. Ok they have no armor but they can fast roll.

>There is also a Israeli team...

>HMB

yall retards are showing your new. shit may be larping, but its a legit brawl with metal shit. if you can comprehend what dumb, violent, and masculine that entails, its cause you lack testostrone and outdoor experience. shit used to be posted on the reg in old 2010/2011 Sup Forums and Sup Forums

Their fucking colors.
Most retarded shit i've ever seen on a knight

>stop liking what I don't like

t. nigger faggot jew

They are having fun. You sound jelly as fuck.

shame you cant remove europeans from american ww websites

They mad cuz they need a permit to own armor and swords

If you post more I'll join Catalonia and fight foe your independence.

>Europoors can't understand fun
Checks out.

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Doubt he is a serb, prob a assmad gypsie. this is def a divide and conquer thread

Cultural appropiation
And their stupid shit pattern for a knight.
Adding the american flag over everything doesn't make it aesthetic.

The were also threads on Sup Forums during last year's battle of nations.

>being triggered over a costume
The absolute state of mutt posters.

how did the amerisharts manage to beat the barrel roll fingols?

Well he must be a serb as they do not have money to buy a proxy server in their country.

Proved my point.

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Im only purely mad about their colour choice.
Its fucking retarded

Cheers mate, I'm on my way. Those fucking Spanish are going to have flashbacks to the Spanish American War

Are you upset because this is outlawed in Sweden? Wouldn't want to offend your guests now would you?

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Do and then this year a BoN take place?

doubt it, i was in serbia last year attending. Just Out. its a medieval fighting tournament. and got to meet americans that were into this scene,

so yea divide and conquer thread

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LMAOOO what the fuck is this supposed to be?

fucking hell Puchi masterfull diplomatic skills have turned the Blob to their side!

We have alredy lost, better give them Murcia too, just in case

>fictional tournement
>americans only

Lol wat

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>top 10 anime betrayals

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America has always been a joke. Founded by Jews and filthy quaker hippies.

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newfag
Sup Forums has threads about ToNA every year

lol rekt.

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Isnt it time for your siesta?
Keep talking shit and I'm going to shove the USS Maine up your ass.

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no Mr Blob please no!

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WE WUZ KNIGHTZ N SHIT

I know someone who fought on that team. He's 6'7 and could punch you so hard you'd shit teeth

Another enemy vanquished, dog bless america

WHAM WHAM WHAM

I always worry about those dumbasses with the falchions swinging on someones head. They are going to striaght up kill someone some day. Not that it wouldn't be righteous. But a big metal polearm is meant to wrek people.

Choked on my burger

Superior genetics/diet

Eastern Europeans are the most salty bunch in the universe. How does it make you feel knowing that 95% of Americans think serbia and siberia are the same thing?

Doesn't Russia win this event every year? I know the Russian UFC called M1 has medieval fights

kebab remover?

This kind of LARPING actually looks like alot of fun.

What the fuck was doughnut boy thinking?

Metal axes and poles hitting the head.. you're not invulnerable because you're in armor.

This shit is worse than american football which is causing CTE even in young players with just a few years in the sport.

Literally give yourself braindamage for no fucking reason whooo.

>you will never have stories of an American knight conquering dragons and wild beasts.
Feels bad man. I mean we have the wild west and tall tales of that sort of thing, but no dragons or mythical beasts here (there's some but not as much as Europe).

s Roland/Orlando more of an Italian or a Spanish knight.

Yea Russia has a shitton of fighters too.

America does not define your ethnicity, don't fall for amerimutt memes

faggot swe like always

That's part of the game though. Can't play with rubber weapons.

I guess one day when VR is advanced enough we'll be able to play (and actually kill your opponents) without risks.

Roland was the distant child of arthur eld

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Larpers drunk on mead having a melee.

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of course the swede is a beta bitch

RIP Samwell Tarly.

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Game of Thrones had the best American portrayal: A fat knight betraying everyone to buy McDonalds.

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Being fat and jogging about in armour is their national sport m8

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I know, but I just like the aesthetic of the knight errant story.

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Ser Dontos

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