Brit/pol/ : GGGGOOOOOAAALLLLL Edition

>Mwubemwe caught pedoing on three underage girls
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4246535/mwubemwe-outed-as-a-nonce

>Anatswanashe scores some goals
bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/Anatswanashe-top-goal-scorer-this-season

>Metatarsal injury for Anengongo
bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/Anengongo-injured-in-practice

>Chatunga arrested after second acid attack
mirror.co.uk/news/sports/chatunga-acid-attack

>Benitez: "We may consider Al-Rasheed in the transfer window, despite knife crime"
chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-mbowaale

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ENGLAND IS NO LONGER ENGLAND

spooky

Fuck u bich

>ukgb
nice id

shame it starts with "pLE[b]"

MC FeZ

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#KickItOut tbqh lads

>defending your daddy when people get his name wrong
>mummy.jpg
>calling Lou retarded

Where am I going to park my house tonight?

>pLEasUkgb
nice id

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Any notorious dogging spots nearby?

P0oOtoxB

Near the fag ends.

In the river?

A couple, but I'm looking for quiet areas

>Please UK Gibs!!

That's no fun

past couple of days my right hand feels sort of tingly every now and again.

am i dying anons

F

jeb!

lout

>sort of tingly
pins and needles or more like a stroke?

We're all dying
[8-|

well my face isnt drooping so the former yeah was going to describe it sort of pins and needly

Sounds like arse cancer desu

Some of us more quicker than others.
Why are you winging on Brit/pol/ about pins and needles then you massive poof?

Sounds like pins and needles

cunts

Does it hurt if you rub toothpaste on your bellend?

Not a syptom of anything, I was just wondering what it feels like...

I went to football today and there's nothing you "Wh*Tes"(your all wogs anyway) can do about it

sound like regular pins and needles
don't worry unless it spreads

in his hand?
powerful stuff

So the parents killed the kid and now the detective cause he found out the truth...right?

Is it possible to stimulate pins and needles in your cock?

I believed it for a while but I spent quite a while researching the case and I think the only thing the McCanns are guilty of is neglect, as opposed to murder.

>powerful stuff
It is. Probably spread all over his body by now

FREEDOM PLAYLIST: W/A/R/N/I/N/G VAGABONDS AND WANDERERS ONLY!

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Rub them with stinging nettles.

More likely a newspaper so they could get another 10 years out of the story.

>tfw can't open up to people or even form human connections because I don't feel deserving of neither romantic or purely sexual contact with another person

How do I stop hating myself, lads?

pins and needles winrar =that will be £50 consultantcy fee

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She was kidnapped as a sex slave for some rich person or politican and got killed by him when her face got plastered everywhere, that guy found him out

take steroids

She was taken by (or at least sold to) rich jews and raped to death. The detective got too close and was killed off, which is always the explanation for why police is suddenly inept at investigating murders.

Nice

>Doubt
THOSE YUPPY ASSHOLES RAPED AND MURDERED THEIR OWN DAUGHTER AND WENT BACK TO THE BAR FOR DRINKS WAITING FOR THE BODY TO “DISAPPEAR” WITH THE GARBAGE MEN

Self improvement. Read books, exercise, eat better etc

Have I fucked it up lads. Thought she'd laff

this or she was a greatest hide and seek player eva

>tfw u're that guy that never talks

It could be worse

>The "French" National Soccer Team

you don't hate yourself
you love talking about yourself
you narcissistic git

find someone who hates themselves too.

not enough length to girth
if mine was that fat it would be monster

that battery

...

Why are you trying to make a connection on tinder

Literally

>haha nice necklace my friend has one like it
>yeah i got it at a shop
>haha my friend got it from a shop too. necklaces are really great
>yeah they are haha i like them a lot
>so what do you drink?
>i like wine and rum
>Oh shit what kind of wine?
>Oh i like rose
>I have some rose
And then you fuck

froggie team has always had loads of nignogs in it

Decided to snap this to her haha

I do. But this is an emotional thing. I look better than a good majority of men (it sounds arrogant, but I do, especially on this island) but I just can't convince myself to allow myself that level of weakness, even at a purely physical level.

>he thinks "Anonymous" is ever themselves
One of the luxuries of this type of forum is that you can talk about yourself as if they're someone else.

Every time there's a public setting I always go quiet because I don't want everyone paying attention to me in case I say something dumb.

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To Liverpool
A rusty old Kia came
It brought a broke old soak
And Eddie was his name
One dark night
He slipped out of his car again
And off he ran to Taxi cabs
A fifty pence bum was his aim

Eddie irrelevant
Dropped his pants he wasn't the slightest bit nervous
He bit his tongue, took hump after hump
Hump humpety hump.
Eddie irrelevant
Did up his flies and and trundled back to his Kia
Hump humpety hump.

Night by night
He sucked off some trucker's glans
When Eddie was taking a big cabbie train
He looked so proud and grand
Many more cocks
For Eddie to fellate
They taught him how to take a knob
And he made them ejaculate.

>not enough
to be called long
she probably didn't get it

thus is adorable
i'm sure she'll love it

I'm tired of your shtick, Morgan. Spill it or we take you out in the alley and we knock it out of you!

you don't look pure at all

Can you stop talking about yourself for five fucking seconds?

No. If it was immediately serious you'd already be dead

...

numale syndrome

circulation needs strengthening, do some cardio

Lmao

OK. How do you feel, user?

faggot tat

peace be upon rightly

Fuck I wish I had my tinder screenshots still
I was a funny cunt in 2015
I was deeply into r/theredpill and female manipulation and used to get girls absolutely fuming at me

I visited a girl once and she said to me

>it's like you want people to hate you

accurate desu

SOY TATTAYS

In December 2014, SNCF agreed to pay up to $60 million worth of compensation to Holocaust survivors in the United States.[24] It corresponds to approximately $100,000 per survivor.[25]

>Be French
>Forced to ship jews or else you'll be killed after being invaded
>Send a whole generation to death to save the remaining jews
>Invoice the German government for their tickets
>Don't get the money
>Get sued instead

don't you try to turn this around on me

should of said rightwing nazi

You are off the spectrum timmy

Why are you defensive? I just asked how you are.

They’re gona get rid of every white man in football.

Here was the girl's reply to that

Classic fez

fezzo, fezzochini, fezbollah, fez (pez), fezitate

Stop posting

/brit/pol on suicide watch!

thedailybeast.com/step-aside-kate-meghan-is-the-new-peoples-princess

lol that makes me furious. who does that stupid bitch think she is.

what a fucking failure

It's because of Morocco.

It's not me it was from Rightly So (pbuh)
Kek I always forget to save this when it comes up
Oh, I can't really help you there then. I have similar problems myself desu. I haven't pursued women for years.

You fuck young boys Valdez?

>>it's like you want people to hate you
>accurate desu
i bet this attracted terrible women

TOPKEK

Where do I collect my gibs from when my great great grandfather moved here after the potatocuast in Ireland?

entitled fucking slut detected ,go meet her an then go EEWWW Nah feck you an walk off

Does anyone have the reply?

No it attracted all sorts.

A common one was girls who would invite me round then be all 'nonono i'm not going to fuck you, and then eventually agree'
another one was girls being like 'you just really remind me of someone, i don't like you, you just really remind me of someone'

None of those are Moroccan
It's 3 frogs a German-spanaird and 6 wogs mostly from sengal and congo

No, I get fucked by women with strapped.