/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUST A DRILL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in W Palm Beach 1/12/18
youtu.be/KUNX9KK53lA
>Pres Trump leaving DC 1/12/18
youtu.be/0mFIXQm1AJw
>Pres Trump @Walter Reed for annual physical 1/12/18
youtu.be/4RPkSJRh00c (departing)
youtu.be/eY7PO-4ARH0 (arriving)
>Pres Trump signs MLK Jr Day Proclamation 1/12/18
youtu.be/wKQdf-i8iD8
>SoS T-Rex @148th Civil Service Orientation Class 1/12/18
youtu.be/ecbPOCNL1gM
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Saudi FM al Jubeir 1/12/18
youtu.be/bXkVXscwKpI
>WH Video: VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/12/18
youtu.be/NVl0Tsf9rzo
>This Week @State 1/12/18
youtu.be/YawR_tId0aI
>DoD Press Brief (Gen Dunford/Dana White) 1/11/18
youtu.be/JkA8yP_txoU
>Pres Trump leads Prison Reform Roundtable 1/11/18
youtu.be/n-sYLZ-rQ2s
>VP Pence @Grand Opening of AFWERX Vegas 1/11/18
youtu.be/R1qow_9Ccjo
>VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/11/18
youtu.be/QHow8QhzIj0
>SoS T-Rex meets NOR FM Soreide 1/11/18
youtu.be/YklCvBaGikE
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin) 1/11/18
youtu.be/HeqL11a1sLU
>StateDep Press Brief (UnderSec Goldstein/Dir Pol Planning Hook) 1/11/18
youtu.be/A65uzPN1mlo
>WH Video: Pres Trump signs Interdict Act 1/11/18
youtu.be/mit7evtqqLI
>WH Video: Pres Trump @American Farm Bureau 1/11/18
youtu.be/AhOIb_lOaSg
>Proj Veritas - Twitter Shadowbanning 1/11/18
youtu.be/64gTjdUrDFQ
>VP Pence on FNC 1/10/18
youtu.be/MFdTy3tpk_4

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Fuck snow and fuck snow people.

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Reminder to be nice.
We are nice here.

friend of Melania
AMA

I usually like em thiccer but merely being right wing (and not a celebrity) makes girls 10x hotter.

>tfw you will never have kids and thus never be a grandparent

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HAHAHA
I DECLARED THE NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION OF HAWAII UNCONSTITUTIONAL
WHAT NOW DRUMPFFFF

I hope Kim flash fries his ass.

what do her feet smell like
spare no details

HAHAHA LETS BLAME DRUMPF FOR THIS EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A HAWAII STATE EMPLOYEE WHO "PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON" LOL TULSI GABBARD IS MY MAN LETS VOTE FOR RICHARD SPENCER'S CHOSEN GIRL!

Rude. Winter is lovely.

MAGA

Fuck nice. Can we go back 13 years where everything was super edgy for no fucking apparent reason?
I take offence to that. I was just out shoveling a bunch and missed work today because of it.

Thanks lads

The porn stars dahnald

Is it true Hawaii had a nuclear false alarm?

I miss Baghdad Bob.

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those fucking rudeposters are going to shit on this thread again

A surprise nuclear attack against Hawaii would have made Trump the most presidential figure to hold the office since Abraham Lincoln.

Gib Slovenian bride pls.

METROSEXUAL URBANITE SCUM
BEGONE!!!

Joker.
It's a long time since I saw that particular card dealt, played and taken.
Anybody in this place understand?

He's outta control! Sending ninjas into hawaii state facilities and trolling people with false alarms!

Bring back old school missiles

youtube.com/watch?v=Yi3Eu4wptn0

Unlikely, since Eskimos are dark.

WE

Yep

You're sNOw fun.

Never say never user

>Hold my tentacle...

I would prefer it if they nuked California. It would fix so many problems and we'd finally get rid of NK at the same time.

Friendly reminder:

things have changed a lot
if you watch American Pie the movie is really dated
one of the most outrageous moments of the movie is when the exotic foreign student reveals that she has a shaved vagina
nowadays that's completely unremarkable

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MAGA

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Wait, what the fuck is happening or not happening in Hawaii? Just woke up.

That's Tokyo, you dip, not a Western city.

A high water mark for made-for-tv movies desu

>I know what Trump was doing because if it feels true it is true.

I'm guessing he doesn't know that the nuclear football is always within reach of the president, right?

Hawaii? That place disappeared a while back

They got nuked. Hawaii is gone.

Happening Con: 5. Go back to sleep.

Hawaii is no more, bro. We don't talk about that anymore

what could Trump do? Fly to Hawaii and yell from the top of the tallest building that everything is O.K ?

Missile alert on TV/Smartphones, stopped programmes on TV and said it was no drill.

Is Melania popular there?

This idiot realizes that there's a dude 4 feet behind Trump at all times with nuclear information handcuffed to him, right?

It's not happening. Some kind of 'false alarm'.

What does Slovenia think of FLOTUS and Trump?

Too soon

>trump needs to be on hand every second of every day in order to stop a missle from the norks
also how does he know that trump didnt know, was he there?

Tulsi said he isnt taking NK seriously and needs to talk to them with no conditions. So essentially give into NK demands for free shit for "promises" of denuclearization.

>implying implications
as far as i know the japanese were still living in paper huts before the usa came and gave them civilization

There's nothing he could do make them happy. They hate America, they hate Trump, and they want everyone to be as sad and miserable as they are.

I've just watched "The one where Ross blacks up" can't believe I didn't see how problematic that show was

>because there would be no way to contact Trump on a golf course
>because Trump has to make all the decisions for the military
>because it wouldn't already be too late.

Apparently someone either fucked up big time or their was a hack that made smartphones and TV get a message saying that a ballistic missile was launched against Hawaii.

Liberals now shamelessly just lie about Trump.

there are some Seinfeld episodes that would get the show pulled from the air today

Do you still talk with her and has she invited you to the WH?

>anti-missile defense needs to wait for the President's okay to intercept

yes i keep telling you idiots we need to focus on winning the war of the words

One could simplify and summarize it by stating they hate life.

>tfw no Uboa gf
Fuck, I really wanna waste my time on Yume Nikki again. Fun game.

If he had those powers, Trump could just stop the missle himself.

>infowars.com/fusion-gps-retracts-claim-fbi-mole-in-trump-camp/
>FUSION GPS RETRACTS CLAIM FBI MOLE IN TRUMP CAMP
>Firm behind anti-Trump ‘Peegate’ dossier claimed FBI source lended credence to document’s authenticity
So they lied under oath?
Is there something specifically in this law that makes it only apply to Flynn ?

CNN: Obama could stop missiles with his smile alone, fuck drumpf!

Thats pretty much the same plan the dems had for the daca negotiations. Give amnesty for promises of border control sometime later. Must be a goto Democratic strategy.

>tfw someone saved your meme from months ago in those faceapp threads

Unless you're Bill Clinton and you manage to lose your nuclear football

Democrats sent a false missile alert through the emergency broadcast system so they could attack Trump about it.
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You literal fucking idiot, you know nuking California is a meme right? You can’t just wipe out all of California with one fucking nuke at max only a city would be destroyed unless we were going MAD in which case we are all fucked

Good thing Trump knows they did that to Reagan and wont fuck up again.

>Japanese have flourishing middle class and super high literacy and all markers of a civilized country
>sees West beating up China
>West tries that shit in Japan
>Japan wises up immediately, buys a fuck ton of Western tech and curb stomps the fuck out of a Western military within the next few decades

>Is there something specifically in this law that makes it only apply to Flynn ?

He was a Trump supporter.

you beat me to that image
AWOO

c'mon it was a good pun

I'm sure the Hawaiian governor told her his people fucked up, and to do damage control by mentioning Trump.

I'm surprised millennials are just now watching Friends. It's been in syndication on countless networks for 20 years. I was never into it as a kid.

Fine, nuke the entire West coast. I don't care, it just means less Leftists and parasites in this world. They're not even Americans at this point so it would be like nuking Sweden or Somalia

I don't condone puns.

>first big meme of 2018
where is your god now?

Why did gowdy resign from the ethics committee? Did he diddle kids like all the other Republicans?

Can you tell her I think she's a cute?

WTF is this morons problem. Some dipshit in her state fucked up but the President is at fault. She needs to STFU.

That's cute.

Friends is for le 90s kids brainlets. Seinfeld is patrician taste.

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We should make Pepe the commanda

You are a millennial

millennials don't watch television, they exclusively consume their media through the internet

He's a swamp creature. Piece of shit was quoting the statue of liberty poem yesterday.

This. Seinfeld >>> Friends

Gulf of Tonkin.

These people need to die. Becomes increasingly obvious every day.

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