/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MENTALLY DERANGED AUTHOR EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in W Palm Beach 1/12/18
youtu.be/KUNX9KK53lA
>Pres Trump leaving DC 1/12/18
youtu.be/0mFIXQm1AJw
>Pres Trump @Walter Reed for annual physical 1/12/18
youtu.be/4RPkSJRh00c (departing)
youtu.be/eY7PO-4ARH0 (arriving)
>Pres Trump signs MLK Jr Day Proclamation 1/12/18
youtu.be/wKQdf-i8iD8
>SoS T-Rex @148th Civil Service Orientation Class 1/12/18
youtu.be/ecbPOCNL1gM
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Saudi FM al Jubeir 1/12/18
youtu.be/bXkVXscwKpI
>WH Video: VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/12/18
youtu.be/NVl0Tsf9rzo
>This Week @State 1/12/18
youtu.be/YawR_tId0aI
>DoD Press Brief (Gen Dunford/Dana White) 1/11/18
youtu.be/JkA8yP_txoU
>Pres Trump leads Prison Reform Roundtable 1/11/18
youtu.be/n-sYLZ-rQ2s
>VP Pence @Grand Opening of AFWERX Vegas 1/11/18
youtu.be/R1qow_9Ccjo
>VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/11/18
youtu.be/QHow8QhzIj0
>SoS T-Rex meets NOR FM Soreide 1/11/18
youtu.be/YklCvBaGikE
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin) 1/11/18
youtu.be/HeqL11a1sLU
>StateDep Press Brief (UnderSec Goldstein/Dir Pol Planning Hook) 1/11/18
youtu.be/A65uzPN1mlo
>WH Video: Pres Trump signs Interdict Act 1/11/18
youtu.be/mit7evtqqLI
>WH Video: Pres Trump @American Farm Bureau 1/11/18
youtu.be/AhOIb_lOaSg
>Proj Veritas - Twitter Shadowbanning 1/11/18
youtu.be/64gTjdUrDFQ
>VP Pence on FNC 1/10/18
youtu.be/MFdTy3tpk_4

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MAGA

wize kang approves of thread, ty user

AWOO~

Can't wait for Wednesday, the Fake News awards are going to fucking assravage people.

I m tired frens. See ya in the morning.

BTFO!

Shithole

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT

was his mother a virgin?

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Is Obama a fucking child?

nn luxy

Friendship with Britbongistan is over.

Now Norway is friend

>tfw no Lithuanian gf

>missile launch

what did they mean by this /ptg/?

probably, he is kang of kangz

> BREAKING NEWS
> ILLEGAL ALIENS DEVELOPING PSYCHIC POWERS, CAN PREDICT OWN DEPORTATIONS

Wait for your rage of the day

Part 1: they afraid
> Ragbir later referenced the scary fallout for relatives and friends stunned by his sudden arrest and the threat of expulsion by ICE officials.
> “Everyone is upset, everyone is terrified, because they know I will not be here with them — with my family, my wife, my friends, my supporters,” he said.

Part 2: judicial activism
> Sources already indicated to the Daily News that immigration officials could face contempt of court charges if Ragbir is deported before his hearing.
> A judge had signed a temporary order prohibiting the feds from transferring Ragbir from New York.
> ICE officials said he was already in the air headed to Florida when they learned of the ruling.

Part 3: pure rage (dindu nothing edition)
> Ragbir was convicted of wire fraud in 2000, and he claims bad legal advice led to aggravated felony charges because the amount of the losses was set at $350,000.
> He says the actual amount was $10,000, and that he was merely a low-level worker processing applications for a real estate broker. Ragbir served 2 1/2 years behind bars.

Part 4: laughter
> As head of the New Sanctuary Coalition, Ragbir helped thousands of people facing detention and deportation — and now finds himself in the same position.

tl;dr: a fucking criminal is being defended by fucking NYC city council because of his work on setting up NYC as a sanctuary city. You can't make this shit up

I wonder if they'll actually be on tv or just on a youtube livestream

Hawaii freaks out over missile alarm. Meanwhile Japan earlier this year had an actual ICBM fly over their country. Just a little taste of insecurity... DELICIOUS

See you fren

Sleep tight wolfer

>tfw everyone told you Trump would destroy democracy and elections are still on in 10 months

Too hot 2bh

nn

...

Sweet burn.

is he /our camelfucker/?

Good-by

the collective /ptg/ boner from wednesday and up through the state of the union will epic

...

mummy norge is good mummy.

That's a big girl

I like Donald Trump for many reasons but, his willingness to fight back and not give a shit is my biggest one.

>Miller 01273 in the captcha
What is meant by this?

I am convinced everything over the past two weeks has been a carefully planned out lead up to the Fake News Awards. The IG's report tomorrow will be the finale to the preshow.

MAGA

You should marry me for citizenship and not because I'm lonely or anything.

saved, that looks comfy as fuck

>tfw NYCfag
This isn't remotley surprising.

SOMEONE FUCKING POST THE NEW TWEET

You guys really don't want there to be a nuclear war, right?

should've hit up lux while you had the chance

It's in the header.

It's the OP image.

California is acceptable losses a

user, for Christ sake, it's the OP pic
> implying anyone read OP

>tfw democracy still exists

sleep tight, wolfer

Fake President

Man, the latter years haven't been kind on Harry Pootter.

>should've hit up lux while you had the chance

no didn't he just tweet a new one like right now?
i heard my phone go off in the other room, it made the new tweet sound?
am i going insane what the fuck

Sauce

>SEE IT
Does Francis E. Dec work for the Daily News?

blease

Not a full on war, just a brief exchange is all.

That was the ballistic missile alert
F

No, of course not.

Toji no Miko

...

>WE

well
if you don't know, you don't know.

And tell the norks that we love mexico and definitely don't want it to go up in nuclear flames.

Did it your way, mine is better tho

AWOOOOOOOOOOO

hahaha
only jokes, right?

It's an offer I can't refuse

> DEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND THIS

What will you eat now, folks? WHAT WILL YOU EAT?!

wasted digits

Here you go, fren.

A shitty square enix phone game advertisement.

>156604744

>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

Shills are so low effort these days, I almost feel sorry for Soros paying for this shit.

yes he even met trump with farage

editor in chief of breitbart london and is an ex-muslim who ran for UKIP leadership and was farage's advisor

Oh shit, this will REALLY get the libs screeching. Not the food!

The CIA asked Moby to shill muh russia

foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/01/13/moby-claims-cia-asked-him-to-post-about-trump-and-russia.html

AWOO~

Yeah, this is nice. Thanks trump.

>trump getting rid of food truck hipsters
is there anything this man can't do?

IMPEACH

Don't talk shit about mobage; they print money.

>WE

Man, the Krassenstein brothers are slacking on this new tweet

People posted here his wall texts on goybook, didn't saved, he was just dismissed as irrelevant.

I offered, he likes me more anyways.

Hillary supporters are a joke lol.

>What will you eat now, folks? WHAT WILL YOU EAT?!

Oh shit, can't buy a dirty dog on Lex anymore

>Corn tortillas are a secret.
>Putting meat on them is super secret.
These fucking people.

WHY HASN'T DRUMPF SOLVED THE NORTH KOROLOCAUST DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"You're a talking head, harry"

Lol he didnt give tulsi the attention she wanted

IT'S OVER, NO ONE LISTENS TO TECHNO

>Someone saved my shitty mspaint job

kek

>I'm not allowed to talk shit about things that print money
And SE ones are notably shit.

I don't know what I want.

felt more appropriate with the stache

Fat user here trying to MAGA starting with myself

Should I try to resist my genes and try to lose fat?
Or should I embrace my ability to easily put on weight and just bulk+lift into monster-mode?

Doctors asking for Trump to be decapitated? Secret Service better pays them a visit

You don't live in NYC, do you? They're talking about the people who run the street food, you know, Mexican carts and halal stands. There haven't been hot dog carts outside Central Park since the '60s.

youtu.be/-UX1t9n7IXw
Tfw your bird gives you hourly reminders of who /ourgirl/ is and always will be

The broken English and fucked up orders will be missed.

Why did the ambassador to the Netherlands cuck out on the no go zone issue