I want to have a heavenly blessed, traditional Nordic princess bride that I may have a family with. We'll name our kids Sven, Hilga, Agnes, Odin, Thor, Elsa, Rheinhard, Mohammed, and Olivia.
I wish I was living in the countryside of Norway, in a small village, with castles and splendid architecture every mile.
I love your culture, food, women, and accent. You're the most attractive people in the world. Nordic women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.
I want to have free healthcare, listen to black metal, eat delicious pastries, rape and pillage, and freely be nude in a sauna.
Nordics literally invented society.
Jonathan Sullivan
Bump
Logan Martin
Wtf is this
Grayson Phillips
>Thor, Elsa, Rheinhard, Mohammed, and Olivia.
hmmmmmm
Henry Bailey
too bad we're fucking full achmed tyrone deshawndre o'reilly
Andrew Cruz
Go live in Norway for a few months... I'd like to see you make this thread again after that.
Hunter Foster
Is this pasta?
Isaac Nelson
we're better than you in every single way pussyboi. >petter northug
Brody Cruz
Nordic architecture is quite boring but not bad looking. The norwegian houses and barns look the worst though since they barely paint the corners
Blake Cooper
wtf is your point ?? niggers should be deported from U.S.A. and Norway to their nigger shitholes
Evan Harris
We'll name our kids Sven, Hilga, Agnes, Odin, Thor, Elsa, Rheinhard, Mohammed, and Olivia.
>Mohammed
Logan Adams
Funny! The months I worked there, I felt like no difference from home aside from how boring and the dry humor you have. You're just the same buddy...
Adrian Hill
This is some kind of pasta right? Why in the heck would anyone wanna come here?
He is right.
Julian Gutierrez
Nordaboos are too cute
Juan Cook
I want to be you. I wish I was born as you.
I'm so ashamed of my ancestry, I'm Welsh, Scottish, Irish, English, and German. Nobody from these countries have ever done anything.
The Nordics invented everything, my ancestors are inbred fucking idiots who aren't even white. You guys are the true aryans. I'm just a fucking cuckold.
Michael Bell
I love Swedish people can I please be Swedish
Samuel Gray
when the mohammed drops the people roast when the mohammed drops the people roast
Liam Gutierrez
go hiking deep in the fjords
Andrew Flores
Someone give OP smalahove to see if he can pass the test. A
Jace Sanchez
been watching vikings? you're American you can say your heritage is from Norway no one believes you either way so what have you got to lose brown boy
Lincoln Thompson
aww did someone hurt you ??
Luis Johnson
Vill du bli svensk så börja lär dig svenska.
Evan Richardson
Yes.. I'm so heartbroken that I can't be the greatest race, the true whites
Justin Mitchell
>Nordic women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.
>and warmhearted and friendly too.
Jonathan Gutierrez
>I'm Welsh, Scottish, Irish, English, and German. you conveniently forgot sub saharan African and a little splash of Mohawk Indian
Carson Kelly
Don't be jealous that Nordics are whiter, taller, richer, more attractive, more intelligent, more muscular, and have higher testosterone than you.
Asher Gutierrez
Aww here's the 5'9 limpwristed cuckold with a fallen empire jealous of the Nordics again
You jealous of their bigger dicks m8?
Asher Phillips
>my ancestry, I'm Welsh, Scottish, Irish, English, and German
Ryan Taylor
You live in the mightiest country on earth. You have freedoms we can only dream about. Nice weather. You can move across an entire continent with little difficulty. You are the master race.
Landon Parker
So funny that Brits are talking shit because the only reason they're even human and accomplished anything ever is because scandis raped them.
If you're not Nordic you're not white, period
Isaac Taylor
I'm native too, why do you think I wish i was nord? I look exactly like your pic
Nathan Richardson
my girlfriend's from krokom I'm 193cm tall and old women say im really handsome but I am really jealous of golden haired bastards I'm only dirty blonde
Brody Howard
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Ian Bennett
Appreciate your humbleness but Nordics are the true master race, I think everyone knows deep down. People just have egos and care about "empires" and that shit, but you're the whitest on earth with the best genetics really.
Plus, Norway is super rich, has a higher quality of life than us, and less shitskins
Cooper Allen
Its fading every day. The swedes have fucked us.
Levi Moore
See, your inferiority complex is literally making you genocide your own DNA and be a wannabe Nordic.
Your aunts are just being nice, you're an autistic on Sup Forums and the English are the ugliest ever.
You're a dirty blonde because they raped you, you're a mutt, just kill your self faggot Manlet. I'm not even white and I'm 6'8
Aiden Jackson
That's what most of you do... Beautiful country, won't deny that.
William Butler
Damn is that a picture of me? My nipples are brown btw
I'm black/Native by like 1%
Jackson Johnson
I don't know, but I bet he needs some SAGE with that
Sebastian Myers
why on earth would i want to be Nordic they have Christmas day on Christmas eve.. big fucking moose all over the gaf other than that there's no difference between a Swede and an English person other than forehead size and accent
John Watson
Hej! Sven here. I lajk jou. Want to kiss?
Parker Sanders
English person >brown eyes >black hair >sickly 5'9 freckled person >no musculature >bad facial structure, ugly, balding, stupid, no teeth
Nordic aryan God: >6'3" at least >ripped as fuck >handsome, strong jawline >8" dick >150 IQ
Easton Brown
>Trumps creates a bunch of Norgeboos who come here and buy mjolnir necklaces Easy money.
Dominic Hall
are you gay? >flag probably ps you arent 8"nordick are you you're American so stop wanking over them they are only people but then again they must look like gods coming from where you live
Noah Jones
You know it's true poorfag
Gavin Howard
Can I send you all my money? You deserve it, superior Nord.
Bless my wife with your seed
Luis Russell
I know I've never looked at another bloke and thought handsome strong jawline
Easton Gomez
Are you the guy who made the same thread but with australia instead of norway yesterday?
Jonathan Ramirez
Well, this is is the dream of every anglo waste of matter and oxygen that goes over great lengths to stretch the concept of white in order to fit itself into it.
Dominic Edwards
Being a genuine BLONDE Nordic American in the US is not ideal.
Everyone else is a mixed mutt dark-haired non-Nordic; many of whom are proud of being part Native American (haha) or are just general white trash genetic garbage.
BLONDE Nordic Americans stand out like niggers in the snow.
Really, it sucks.
Everyday I wish I could have become a Norwegian citizen; and be surrounded by fellow distinctively Nordic BLONDES.
My shithead parents never told us we could have successfully applied to become dual citizens. Bastards.
Although I do have the ability to become a Norwegian citizen; because my blood father is a Norwegian citizen, I'd have to live there for 6 months and find a job.
But because my Irish/Lithuanian mixed mother ended up with a filthy KIKE car salesman who eventually cheated on her with her own ITALIAN bitch best friend, we ended up poor and I ended up in a broken single parent home and ended up dropping out of high school.
And despite have a comfortable five figure savings account, I still don't think I could comfortably survive for 6 months in Norway, and with no degree; I doubt they need many landscapers or other shitjob workers.
Now I'm trapped in this white-trash interracial spic and nigger overrun criminal kike freemason dystopian nightmare of a country.
Jaxon Mitchell
Sorry, we're full.
Josiah Nguyen
I wish I could move to USA and become a gunsmith. All those exotic guns. And matches. Seems fun. Then I could streame games on my freetime. And travel to conventions.
Asher Ramirez
I will just leave this here
Zachary Barnes
>mohammad People fall for this shitbait. i congratulate the OP. Now sage and hide please.
Jace Collins
what dick you have to suck to immigrate to norway?
my mouth is ready
Mason Lewis
>my Irish/Lithuanian mixed mother
do you really want to shit up norways pure genes with your shitty irish and baltic shit tier genes?
Adam Gomez
are you a grill?
Christopher Cook
Only good thing about Norway is Metal. And Breivik.
Jace Wilson
This
You're not Nordic faggot. Rather be Native American than Lithuanian. Unfortunately I'm Irish as well.
Christopher Barnes
>italian man nothing wrong with that
Elijah Hernandez
>This is some kind of pasta right? Why in the heck would anyone wanna come here?
Theres one good reason besides you guys being almost as pure as the finnish. You got regional worker shortages for higher end jobs.
Joseph Lopez
>Rather be Native American than Lithuanian. Unfortunately I'm Irish as well. be honest mate you already are a bit native American arent you i can smell the black hair from here and unfortunately your Irish? it's unfortunate that you identify as being Irish
Ayden Hernandez
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Christopher King
I see what you did there: Brown eyebrows not matching the dyed hair. And eyes seem brown too. >Nice try Kikeroach Shekelstein
Matthew Morales
>Mohammed
Well played
Isaiah Scott
Never took a DNA test but yeah I'm Native, that's not as bad as being Irish though
Adrian Barnes
I'm nether mate but if you believe that then fair enough
Ryder Ward
You're still an inbred Brit though
Luke Jones
>Brown eyebrows not matching the dyed hair.
I see you probably never had a girlfriend, Its called make up, theres this pencil things women use to darken their eyebrows , and the girl is a famous model with beautiful blue eyes
Jose Hernandez
Blue eyes and blonde hair is the most overrated shit ever. Brunettes are hotter m8
Ryder Nelson
inbred still an... all just words you are literally a mixed race living meme pretending to be white on the internet
Grayson Nguyen
Hair color in general is irrelevant factor when I check out a girl, it is about that 70% face and 15% ass and 15% tits for me. Im neither an ass or tit man I like both equally
Hunter Rivera
Topkek. You're literally the mutts of Europe, I'm a Norwegian living in America. Stay broke bitch boy. You are literally an inbred living meme bucktooth mcbriare o'Reilly, stay Manlet ginger fuckface
Landon Sullivan
Fuck yeah they are.
Carson Butler
ew, a nigger
Jaxson Long
didn't know there was native Americans in Norway you've just said you've got native in you now you're a norwigen living in America? come on mate
Joshua James
You're so retardedly easily baited. Most Brits are smarter than this, you must be working class.
Hunter Powell
>you're so retardedly easily baited you've just exposed yourself for the mongrel you are now your back tracking calling me retarded for taking it as fact they are shit tactics them mate just embrace who you are a mongrel
Eli James
You're both retarded
Ryder Murphy
go and get your own argument
Justin Lopez
>I wish I was Nordic every day Well neither of you are, nor will you ever be.
Adrian Taylor
I came here to tell Americans they aren't white or norwigen I dont want to be norwigen I want to hurt American feelings why have you got a problem with that Lars
Josiah Bell
I don't really. I suppose I spoke out of turn. My apologies.