/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MELANIA, NO! WE LIKE THESE ONES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in W Palm Beach 1/12/18
youtu.be/KUNX9KK53lA
>Pres Trump leaving DC 1/12/18
youtu.be/0mFIXQm1AJw
>Pres Trump @Walter Reed for annual physical 1/12/18
youtu.be/4RPkSJRh00c (departing)
youtu.be/eY7PO-4ARH0 (arriving)
>Pres Trump signs MLK Jr Day Proclamation 1/12/18
youtu.be/wKQdf-i8iD8
>SoS T-Rex @148th Civil Service Orientation Class 1/12/18
youtu.be/ecbPOCNL1gM
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Saudi FM al Jubeir 1/12/18
youtu.be/bXkVXscwKpI
>WH Video: VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/12/18
youtu.be/NVl0Tsf9rzo
>This Week @State 1/12/18
youtu.be/YawR_tId0aI
>DoD Press Brief (Gen Dunford/Dana White) 1/11/18
youtu.be/JkA8yP_txoU
>Pres Trump leads Prison Reform Roundtable 1/11/18
youtu.be/n-sYLZ-rQ2s
>VP Pence @Grand Opening of AFWERX Vegas 1/11/18
youtu.be/R1qow_9Ccjo
>VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/11/18
youtu.be/QHow8QhzIj0
>SoS T-Rex meets NOR FM Soreide 1/11/18
youtu.be/YklCvBaGikE
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin) 1/11/18
youtu.be/HeqL11a1sLU
>StateDep Press Brief (UnderSec Goldstein/Dir Pol Planning Hook) 1/11/18
youtu.be/A65uzPN1mlo
>WH Video: Pres Trump signs Interdict Act 1/11/18
youtu.be/mit7evtqqLI
>WH Video: Pres Trump @American Farm Bureau 1/11/18
youtu.be/AhOIb_lOaSg
>Proj Veritas - Twitter Shadowbanning 1/11/18
youtu.be/64gTjdUrDFQ
>VP Pence on FNC 1/10/18
youtu.be/MFdTy3tpk_4

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MAGA

What did Metal Gear mean by this?

Drumpf
Did
Thing

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>oops misclick

>is casually better than you

AWOO~

I love Kellyanne.

>You want a missile alert, round-eye?

They did nothing wrong

>user A: Give me one name and you will win this argument.
>user B: The entire Falcons defense! Now kill yourself!
Pathetic.

Kellyanne's a lovely lass!

I forgot to mention that we passed 25k threads not long ago. We had about 200 less threads in 2017 as we did in 2016, which is really really impressive considering that we had so many rallies and the actual election in 2016. The place on average has continually picked up activity.

More than 12.1k threads in 2017. Can't wait for the next few years.

>the first fucking thread in that screenshot admits they cannot meme

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Really? FUCKING REALLY?? That is NOT how that works. WTF.

She looks like a Ghoul from Fallout.

Anybody still upset about Alabama?

did this actually cause a panic? I would think hawaiians are too high and dumb to care

ok

Why do i fart every time I take a piss, it's fucking annoying

FUCK YOU, TRUNK

Can we pass the DOW?

Fox Biz just took apart the blue state schemes to dodge the limitation on SALT deduction

>California: We'll set up "charities" to perform government functions, and you will contribute to them, thus generating a Federal deduction

IRS has to approve the new "charities", and won't.

>NY increasing payroll tax, reducing others, so your employer will pay

IRS will consider that income, and your tax bill goes up.

KEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!!!

I'm upset I couldn't make any 'Crimson Tide' jokes

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I didn't care in the first place because I'm not shocked Bannon fucked it all up like that drunk he is

Any Liberalists here?

Lmao, what's this I hear about someone pulling the nuke alarm in Hawaii?
Did everyone piss themselves?

>using the restroom means you put pressure on both the bowel and the bladder
gee i fucking wonder

How dare you use Pythagoras in your repulsive dreck.

Their minds are so rotted they think they can just make proclamations and the IRS will go "oh okay".

Yep and now theyre blaming Trump

Any good footage of panicked Hawaiians?

check the chart if you want to stay healthy:
nattyornot.com/how-big-can-you-get-naturally-without-steroids/

She is indeed.

>e celebs

>IQ: 5000

>INFO GRAPHS ARE FUCKING MEMES
FUCK SAKE AND YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAVE A HIGHER STANDARD FOR DISCOURSE HUH?

*cutes your path*

It's irritating, but hopefully it serves as a wakeup call to anybody who was planning on coasting

Tip kek

I'm sure the 9th circuit will declare something about them unconstitutional and will try to block it from going through

Tourists shit their pants. People who have been in Hawaii for a while figured out it wasn't real after a couple minutes. My mother was in Maui fixing up the condo she's trying to sell and realized it was bullshit when there was nothing on the news and the sirens weren't going off.

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>thinking you can outwit the IRS

I don't know, that would be tough. We're still 700+ behind. Eventually.

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Sounds like some funny fucker pulling some shit, honestly.

>Any good footage of panicked Hawaiians?

Only one I've seen so far had people literally putting kids down manholes into the storm drains.

Sargon is just trying to stay relevant desu, critiquing pink-haired feminists will only get you so far and eventually you'll fade away.

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Press F to tell Hawaii to fuck off

Can we expect a wall soon? Trump works weekends right?

to get cooked alive, nice

pls no can we keep it I have a timeshare there

They can't say how it works, dummy.

what are they even implying?

I am unironicslly attracted to Kellyanne even though she can look a little weird sometimes. I want her.

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>tfw even the Joker didn't want to fuck with the IRS

youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4

*Bruces your Jenner*

Ever had steamed Hawaiian? Tastes like pineapple meth.

How much you wanna bet she (((loses))) the primaries to a (((winner))) like in 2016

Give them a couple of years and they'll be calling you "Smoothskin" before you know it

>you'll never eat a burger with Melania

>Us enlightened liberals won't COWER to fear of terrorism, open those boarders!
>*dem gov fucks up a nuke alarm
>OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGWE'REGONNAFUCKINGDIE
>THIS WAS YOUR FAULT DRUMPF

Am I alone in kind of wanting to know what it felt like to experience a good and proper happening first hand? I don't exactly want to die but I'm also curious what I'd do when I got an alert on my phone telling me my shit is about to get good and fucked.

I hope /OurHawaiian/ is okay

We have pretty good chats about food.

You're missing out.

he agreed with that retarded anti-trump book, so no.

Croats called it a wolf's den of fucking. Fuck them.

Pop

>smoothskin

what do you mean by this?

You have no fucking clue gook, do you have any idea how many shitskins I would shoot in that half hour timeframe while they're trying to loot and murder and rape?
You have any idea how close to completely clean this state would be if it happened?

that somehow Trump could have stopped this.

it was a mess the state of hawaii created, let them clean it up

Joker was crazy, but not stupid

>Give them a couple of years and they'll be calling you "Smoothskin" before you know it

MOLE PEOPLE!!!

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>More than 12.1k threads in 2017

Quite incredible.

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>when a fake emergency happens like today twitter wants a leader who will hold their hands and tell them everything is gonna be ok
>when a real emergency happens like bengazi they are ok if the candidate was sleeping and didnt do anything for like 10 hours

>Thinking you can fuck with the IRS

You know what. The left is even stupider than they look.

Shut up and go eat your yogurt whore

MAGA

>fart every time l take a piss
Well it could be worse if you had runny farts every time.

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Our media translated it literally: Buraco de Merda

>pls no can we keep it I have a timeshare there
F
your timeshare is now nuke waste
no more fees

INCOMING MISSILE ALERT IN CALIFORNIA

INCOMING MISSILE ALERT IN CALIFORNIA

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W-what if.... WHAT IF THE 9th CIRCUIT DECLARES THE IRS UNCONSTITUTIONAL?!

Faggot

"GAAH! Fuck! What are you!?!"

thousands of my shitposts.

>but I'm also curious what I'd do when I got an alert on my phone telling me my shit is about to get good and fucked.

You'd get to reenact Black Hawk Down; with authentic Somalian action.

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Literally not my point Hueman. You CAN'T fuck this up this way.

TAKE COVER