>Teenagers are ingesting dishwasher cleaning detergent pods in a dangerous new craze.
>The online trend is causing concern among doctors and parents as – really can’t believe this has to be explained – detergent is not meant to be eaten and could have adverse effects on children’s and grown ups’ bodies.
Are you guys behind this? It sounds like something stupid enough for millennials would fall for and Sup Forums would brew up.
A little buzzed, but it's the sweetness of the actual fluid inside that has people eating them. Hell, they're harmless and taste pretty good. No harm done.
Hunter Jones
>dishwasher detergent >dishwasher
Aiden Miller
Can whites be saved?
Jason Allen
I strongly encourage this... DO IT PUSSY!
Tyler Cooper
White people have truly fallen
Alexander Lewis
Shhh. Never stop your enemies from making a mistake. Free Darwin awards.
Leo Howard
they start drinking fluoride as an introductory poison, then move to harder substances as they no longer feel the effects.
Gavin Jenkins
It might kill them but at least they'll have a lovely finish.
Eli Turner
mmmm forbidden fruit
Nathaniel Diaz
I usually have one in the morning to start my day off
Caleb King
We do that shit for breakfast here nothing new
Austin Gray
the three same colors in toothpaste, how does that look appetizing to people?
Cameron Price
>our enemies are retarded teenagers what the fuck?
Brody White
I work at P&G, are people really stupid?
Luis Garcia
I prefer the tide free and gentle pods, seems more organic
Elijah Smith
Can we start the Draino chug challenge? Get a bottle and clean it real fucking well, put some water and coloring in so it looks like actual draino, chug alleged draino and make it go viral. #DrainoChug I bet it would fucking go viral.
Andrew Scott
Ebaum's and 9GAG are behind it.
Logan Thomas
Fucking \ck\ they ruin everything
Julian King
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Thomas Butler
Its like the blue whale thing in russia- except less painful
Alexander Thomas
Develish
Camden Butler
In order for them to work, I don't think you're supposed to bite them. I think you're supposed to swallow them whole, 6-8 at a time. If you want to get high, that is.
Tyler Perez
>how does that look appetizing to people?
Oi you cheeky cunt, nothing wrong with aquafresh.
Liam Bennett
>stupid enough for millennials It's mostly done by le based genZ though
Jackson Parker
says the faggot that decided to put detergent in what look like edible containers
Nathan Myers
Good thing it gets rid of stupid fucks. I support it fully. In fact we should be pushing it.
Adam Williams
That evil r*ddit site is trying to murder children.Sup Forums is a site of peace.
Jeremiah Edwards
Thanks to your marketing dept., yes.
William Brown
I usually pop one after scarfing an onion down. helps clear the pallete
Nicholas Allen
Retarded teenager that vote in retarded politicians that make more retarded teenagers.
Logan Williams
>he wants retarded teenagers to vote
Landon Wright
Source?
Zachary Hernandez
It sort of reminds me of the bath salts craze some 4-5 years ago. And just like bath salts, the medias overreporting of this is only drawing more stupid kids to try it out.
Isaiah Cox
There's something distinctly nightmarish about the things people do on YouTube today to chase fame and money. How willing people are to humiliate and exploit themselves. We are heading quickly towards a Hobo With a Shotgun society.
It's amazing how easy it is to get Gen Z'ers to do all kinds of stupid shit merely by appending "Challenge" to the end of it.
Jeremiah White
It was made for convenience, the worse are the parents leaving it in places for toddlers to eat.
Cooper Barnes
the original gateway drug
Dominic Garcia
>not knowing all the shit Sup Forums did
Lincoln Turner
you're a retard
Ayden Watson
>millennials its the the based gen z twits doing this that the neckbeards here keep praising as the saviours of western civilization .
Kayden Nelson
bullshit, if it was for convenience it wouldn't have separate brightly colored swirls
it's for marketing purposes
Easton Gutierrez
Kek
Kayden Baker
You haven't seen the commercials telling people to keep those pods away from children? Poisoning has to be an issue if this stuff is on TV. youtu.be/Kg3iykWZp8I
Logan Thomas
It's called Law of Selection. This is how you weed out the bad genes in a gene pool.
Tyler Miller
Honestly those things are pretty pleasing to hold in your hand and squeeze. I can see where the temptation would be.
Aiden Brown
We don't need retards user. Did you eat soap as a teenager user, are you a retard? Teens are old enough to know better.
>It's amazing how easy it is to get Gen Z'ers to do all kinds of stupid shit >merely by appending "Challenge" to the end of it.
Save the White Race Challenge when?
Brody Miller
>Save the White Race Challenge
MEME IT
Luis Cook
I ate one of those before tastes like crap
Ryder Price
Millennials are like 30. They're not remotely teenagers anymore.
Elijah Price
If they are dumb enough to eat it then let them die
Caleb Russell
> Sup Forums would brew up. But not Sup Forums. This is more Sup Forums or /bant/ tier. Then again, kids are fucking stupid, so it could have come along naturally.
Jayden Martinez
Hue mustard gas
Henry Richardson
And now the true test... hold fast, or expire?
Noah Lopez
Its because society had no value so eating a fucking laundery detergent pod is easier then facing the fact that our society is circling the fucking drain, and the younger generations will grow up in far worse conditions than their predecessors.
Jaxson Martinez
>Stage 1: increase immigration from shithole countries >Step 2: fuck niggers >Step 3: eat Tide Pods >Step 4: Profit Damn these Jews are smart. How can a white boy even compete?
Matthew Scott
this
Evan Jackson
Someone edit the party van to say something along those lines
Gabriel Taylor
did you really respond just because your flag looks like toothpaste? jesus...
Lucas Butler
The Steven Colbert challenge
Owen Walker
Wait, it's not?
Ryan Harris
this is a sign we have reached peak nihilism when kids who absolutly know better start doing this sort of stupid shit. these kids are sad, lonely, depressed, directionless and as a result they have become self destructive. they have been so brainwashed into being beta bitch boys they wont even release their pent up rage on the world instead they focus it all inwards...we are primed for another big death cult or something cause these kids might as well be zombies.
Blake Nelson
I put one in my ass before a workout.
Anthony Morgan
I'm 56% glad my ancestors left your country.
Charles Turner
it's 2008 Sup Forums all over again
Michael Kelly
So leftists.
Austin Rivera
>Puerto Rico being so poor that they're tempted to eat anything
Isaac Jenkins
we live in a fallen world and the only solace you have is through religion. Existence has always been a trial by fire and, with the progressive decay of society due to straying away from Christ, this world, in all likelihood, will fall into perpetual anguish wherein imagination, ideal, and will are merely relics of a better past. Loneliness is the sole truth of this life, and it will always be with you. It doesn't matter how much you sacrifice or work, you, and everything you built, will wither away as the sword of time cleaves all in twain.
Love, family, and brotherhood are dying, and if we don't change our course quickly, every accomplishment of humanity will be rendered meaningless, and the non-believers, no matter how much you love them, will die lonely, with nothing but the chill of their failures to keep them company.
You march forward as mankind willing steps backwards. You run while others sit. You love while others ache in anguish. But all you want, all you'll ever want, is yo help them realize how beautiful life is and they are.
But you can't
You can't save the people you love from themselves, and that's the most bittersweet red pill in the whole world, isn't it? Beautiful, yet stings like a bitch. This sting, once felt; however, serves as proof that you are still human, and you still care.
Andrew Hill
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Anthony Rivera
Honestly, the red side tastes like chemical poop, but the blue side is fragrant and delicious. Eating them both together is pretty great.
Gavin Miller
>thinking today’s teenagers are millennials
What’s it like enjoying the comedy of Kevin Hart?
James Peterson
>extra juicy watermelon blast
Henry Cook
Underrated
Samuel Richardson
Let natural selection do its thing.
Jace Morgan
>laundry sauce Topkek
Nolan Wood
>A Q U A F R E S H (you)
James Walker
>laundry sauce fucking kek
Nicholas Ramirez
So true. But he who remains to the end will be saved.
Christopher Collins
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Matthew Jenkins
I'm 59 and an excellent candidate to be called an old fart, but I'm gonna old fart away anyway.
People are getting stupider every year, and at an increasing rate.
Eating laundry detergent? Nobody would do that.
Call it a "Challenge" and everybody desperate to fit in on social media will do it and post the video.
What's next - the "rub burning shit in your eyes" challenge?
How do I set up the "send me $50" challenge? I'd love to make money off stupid idiots.
And stay off my lawn!
Jeremiah Turner
Top jej
Leo Nelson
no its laundry detergent it just tastes like shit
Owen Ortiz
Good every time a retard eats bleach we all win
Julian Clark
Does this create mustard gas or something?
Joshua Rivera
>People are getting stupider every year, >People are getting stupider every second
FIX'D also CHECKED
Henry Lopez
Do you happen to know any dessert recipes that I can use Tide Pods with?
Ryder Parker
Shit, now I smell minty fresh toothpaste. Thanks, Nederlands.
Ryan Butler
Someone who eats detergent for fun doesn't deserve to live in the first place. Natural selection at its best.