Retarded Hawaiians literally give car away during false alarm

>retarded Hawaiians literally give car away during false alarm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Aloha.
Why are you browsing reddit?
And in a random internet surfer fashion?

Honestly that story was heartwarming and really damn scary. Like the start of an apocalyptic book like The Road or something.

>at first I was really scared but then nothing happened
>ohwell, life is great!
Can I have the time I spent reading this, back?

did no one call bullshit?

?

I wish the dirty Hawaiians had really gotten nuked.

Did he ever get the car back?!

it brought a tear to my eye personally. im really sad a bunch of shitskins and commie twinkles are not going to die today.

Then us Haoles could have moved in and taken over the island!

nk does not even have the tech to put a nuke in a fucking icbm so looks good on the brainlets for falling for the Jewish tricks

>you're a retard if you do something generous and compassionate when you think you're about to die

>implying that it's still not stupid

It really isn't

What is this about?

Almost like fiction, if you will

Some nigger in the military sent everyone in Hawaii a text message saying that a nuke was incoming

If you think you're going to be dead in the next 4 hours what's the point of being a greedy prick? The alert that was sent out had "THIS IS NOT A DRILL" in it.

Found it. Post a source next time, faggot.
taskandpurpose.com/wrong-button-hawaii-ballistic-missile/

this is by far the gayest thing I ever read.

>reddit

What I like most about Hawaii is their flag.
The Russian and British flag will always be below the United States

Is Miracle Mile our shtf movie?
youtu.be/ir9Q7gzOoz8

>look at each other in unbelief
>unbelief

I wish there really was a missile

You rather be nuked than have Trump as your president.