Is this the saddest cry for attention by a celebrity ever?

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>las vegas was a nuclear weapon deal
>they got it out and hid it to avoid heat
>set it in hawaii
>set timer for 38 minutes same amount of time for a missle from NK to hit hawaii
>through an act of God nuke doesn't go off
>they have to call off threat when the bomb fails to detonate or does detonate but only results in small dirty bomb maybe a block or two in size

I WROTE YOU BUT YOU STILL AINT CALLIN

The West will fall because they sided with Satan. Repent now before its too late.

CIA used Moby to spread fake news about Trump, is the CIA using Marshall to play some kind of counter-trump tactic?

Hey 1999 Eminem tell 2018 Eminem the president of the United States of America is edgier than you and doesn't know who you are/have time for this

>"P-please make me relevant. I haven't made a good song in 15 years."

nope, he’s not the saddist, that honor belongs to you the man who made the NFL die in one season! colin kaprmutz

Nope. It still goes to "please clap" Jeb.

Who is Eminem?

yes

Trump is too busy for this fucking loser.

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I've got lines ready!
Mom's spaghetti!

*breathes in*
PLEASE RESPOND
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Very interesting.

LMAO

His tea's gone cold.

whos this guy?
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I really, really like this image.

true

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His rap name is "skittles" or something.

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eminem has that look that you sometimes see in the homeless, the "I've taken so many pills my mind went on vacation and it's never coming back" look.

I'll never understand why the illuminati didn't grant him entry into the 27 club

>tfw watched some old panel show from 2012
>tfw someone cracks a joke about based Yeb!
>tfw audience doesn't know who based Yeb! is
>tfw "don't worry, you'll find out who Jeb is in 2016 and you'll wish he wasn't President"
>tfw you always forget that based Yeb! was a genuine contender to be POTUS and Trump was the joke candidate who was only supposed to be taken part like Lord Buckethead does

It's like reality has turned 360 degrees. This timeline is almost frightening at times.

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friendly reminder that this guy is a jew

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I imagine him looking at his phone.
>any second now

pls respond

I'm going to start using this expression, thanks user.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's hot coffee
He's nervous, but if Trump responds he's got lines ready

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Eminem is not a Jew but his manager (((Paul Rosenberg))) is a Jew.

There is a saying that goes.. "Power means not having to respond".

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Has anyone noticed the look in his fucking eyes?

ab
so
lutely
pathetic

Paul rosenberg has dirt on Eminem and is blackmailing him to put out feminist music.

>Eminem is an amazing rapper
>roasts trump
>"lulz who is this eminem??? u mean that wannabe excuse for a celeb?"
never change /bol/

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he's going to kill himself any day now. people like that don't grow old.

Will he pull a Chris Cornell?

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That's an awfully hot coffee pot....

Is anyone in the music industry allowed to have a different political opinion other than fuck trump? So tiresome

Don't you remember when he went full MKUltra when he was on the handegg thing?

got replaced.

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Oh no not insults that rhyme!

Eminem is so brave

>different political opinion
>generic bitchy democrat shit

I-I have some of my mom's spaghetti i-if you want it that is. Please, it's all I have!

trash will always be trash. no matter how you try and dress it up.

If
Ever
So never

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Good man

>tfw you'll never be rich enough to have a club membership at Mar a Lago

Melon boy gave his new album a 2/10

JUST

Some washed up wigger from the 1990's. Snorted too much Coke and Ecstasy and has permanent brain damage with delusions of grandeur.

Disappointed I ever liked him

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>liking any kind of rap music whatsoever at any point in your adult life

I thought these were lyrics to a new Eminem song from the album. Seriously.

Your post reminds me of this ancient japanese saying.

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Is this faggot on Twitter? I'm not but I'm asking because I would like for him to see all of these Femimem memes. Maybe it would encourage him to do what's right and jump off the top of his mansion with a noose around his neck

>trumpy trumpy, mean and grumpy
>like a cheeto, orange and lumpy

>that face you make when you realize he was used as a major player in the psychological warfare against caucasians.

This dude will neck himself in a Detroit hotel room Chris Cornell style.

I wonder why?

melon is red-pilled but he pretends he isn't because he is scared

ICP is the modern day KISS. They suck, but they put on a bizarre performance thats hard to look away from.

bombs all weak like spaghetti
moms spaghetti

damn that's pretty pathetic

>Disappointed I ever liked him
you're gonna be more than disappointed on DOTR when files are obtained on race traitors who funded white genocide.

There are a lot of people that are really, really into them. As in they get icp tattoos which leads then to being classified as being gang affiliated due to the ICP based gangs that somehow exist.

This

Ricegum is a better rapper than Eminem