Aziz "Poo in the streets, Crustacean in the sheets" Ansari

>Aziz "THE CLAW" Ansari
Actually he dindu nuffin (falsely accused of sexual assault) but he's going down in flames regardless

archive.is/GJs8Y
babe.net/2018/01/13/aziz-ansari-28355

She says Ansari began making a move on her that he repeated during their encounter. “The move he kept doing was taking his two fingers in a V-shape and putting them in my mouth, in my throat to wet his fingers, because the moment he’d stick his fingers in my throat he’d go straight for my vagina and try to finger me.” Grace called the move “the claw.”

>the claw

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He must be stopped at all cost.

THE TASTE OF THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES IS THE SWEETEST WINE EVER TO TOUGH MY FAIR LIPS!!!!
NO MERCY
NO JUSTICE
NO TRIAL
DEPORT!
INB4 "BUT user HE IS A CITIZEN" - I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! DEPORT HIM TO THE FUCKING MOON WITH NO SPACESUIT FOR ALL I CARE!

THIS POS HAS BEEN PUSHING HIS FAGGOT FEMINIST PROGRESSIVE ANTI-WHITE AGENDA UNCHECKED FOR FAR TOO LONG!

She was supposed to say "In the butt." Terrible gold digging.

ONE
MAN
GROOMING
GANG

was the hindu nuffin really up to sumthin this time?

They are learning

Other thread only at 250 posts. Very rude and niggardly to make this thread.

>Terrible gold digging.
That's old gold digging, where one had to bed and wed. "You accuse and he lose" is the new gold digging.
>Team lady parts don't have to swallow anymore.

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Liz Taylor
10 marriages.
BASED ho

I see what you did there blue checkmark

Totally not racist

GOYS YOU REALLY WANT TO FUCK THESE FAGGOTS OVER?

Send the story to poc women actors/ comedians. They will side with ansari Bc deep down they hate that successful brown men are choosing white women over them. Then white women will side with the victim and they both will eat each other in massive purge!!'

I sucked him off multiple times and he ate me out, but it was rape!!! I was forced to!!!

FUCK OFF!!! RETARDED ROASTIES!! I'm with the shitskin here. He's fucking like 5'2" and 130 pounds. The bitch couldn't have just walked out at any time? She says she gave him "nonverbal" cues but still sucked his cock, and let him eat her out???

Seriously, this genation of roasties are fucking retarded, and need to be butchered.

He probably did do it. Most rich fucks become power obsessed assholes who think they can just do whatever they want. This shit has been going on in Hollywood since forever and people are acting all shocked now, it really shows how retarded and bluepilled most people are.

>Send the story to poc women actors/ comedians
Don't know about that. They default to the accuser was a Becky, which the lady hindu nuffin did at the start of bread 1. Brown looks out for its hometown.
>Whites are always the enemy and fighting them is the default for most. It's only when dindu and hindu defect do the progressives turn on them.
>These are idiots who defend mohammedans and ISIS.

Better, get the TERFs who always default to men are always wrong, no mater what, all the time.

How do we know she is a roastie?
Wouldn't a roastie have allowed him to fuck her?

>I'm with the unfunny virtue signalling streetshitter manlet with a history of pushing himself on white women
Just be careful you don't end up clawed too user

Also forgot to mention a lot of Indian men are autistic as fuck and don't know how to interact with other people without dropping spaghetti all over the place and looking like creepy losers

im glad, i always hated this guy

Read the story, its literally 50% of all encounters with a young roastie. This is one of the stories that will kill #metoo, because most girls have had an experience like this and they don't think its assault or rape.

>Taking down an ugly poo in loo is more important that protecting the rights of all men within the dating scene.

Is this show a fantasy?

Nothing would make me happier to see this smug son of a bitch get accused and his career burning out.

There once lived a little paki poo
Who pretended he supported #metoo
He went on a date
She claimed it was rape
And now he has a broken claw

They ARE creepy losers, you are on POL, get with ther program. Same thing for Afghanis, except they are no open afghans as celebrities yet.

NEW TACITIC
Send story to soyboys who will be jealous that rich kebabs are fucking white women. They will get jelly and attack ansari.

First poo to win a Emmy, and reality hit he's a poo and poo are perverted little spider monkeys

you do realize that until tonight this poo in the loo was pushing for all this metoo career ending shit you have your panties all knotted about? He wore a fucking "times up" pin to the Golden Globes.
You'd rather stand with someone who would stab you in the back at a moment's then give him a taste of the medicine he was so eager to prescribe to everyone else.

>All men
Even the numale,soyboy,bugmen, and niggers?

hmm..

With the celebrity witch hunt going around you could just make false allegations and not have to prove it. We could destroy Hollywood.

t. virgin.

>We could
It's happening right before our eyes.

>tip of the iceberg.

BASED Limerick user.

well since the shit in toilet did absolutely nothing wrong in anyway, and making dumb roasties and whores think he actually did, now makes them come after every guy they've literally dated. because every guy behaves in the way he behaved at least on one date in their lifetime.

no one will ever date or hookup with anyone ever again if most parties consider what he did rape or sexual assault. its exactly the same of the crazy blue haired hapa that claimed she was sexually assaulted then made a porno video showing what happened which was the dude removing his condom before he came w/o her permission after 20 minutes of sex beforehand.

Major UK newspaper the Independent, which is lefty, but not as left as the Guardian, just published the story.
archive.is/jDJ0n
>An almost verbatim account first published
>Does not mention "the claw"
The claw is the clencher.

No claw mention, haha that's the best part.

Need more memes please.

Aziz " Claws with a Cause" Ansari

>Being such a beta that you worry this much about every interaction you've ever had with girls
user, I hate to inform you but unless you're rich or winning awards most girls aren't going to bother, and if they do no one will care.
Mattress girl making a shitty sex tape didn't stop me or anyone I know from getting laid, don't be a silly bitch.

Hold on, hold on, is there any proof that this bitch didn't deserve to be raped?

Catchy

Is this one better

or this one?

Aziz "act like a whore, get the claw" Anzari

I like this one better.
Also not sure if this is a troll or just a stupid women

A-sleaze Hands-claw-me

Real nigga haiku incoming

they all knew last month , 44min 20

soundcloud.com/joebuddenpodcast/episode-140-on-a-different-time#t=44:20

Yet they just gave him a Golden Globe for Best Performance in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy.

Start a campaign to withdraw the award. That would gut 'em.

Damn why am I just now finding out about this podcast

Kek, this.

That's a good account because she's hindu so can't be attacked as Becky and she's very dogmatic. She'll bite on any anti-Aziz propaganda.

This is a good Idea

I made a tweet. I did my part. I expect his award to be ripped from his hands within the hour.

Imaging his conversation with his parents
>why you keep messing with crazy white women, you should marry Parinda like we told you and none of this would ever happen. But no, we have to hear about your escapades from the news. Are desi women not good enough for mr golden globes?

You've done the Lord's work, user. The Golden Globe committee is on their way to his flat to retrieve it.

We must raise the age of consent to 28. Women are clearly not able to emotionally deal with sex until then.

No. Wear the pin get fucked.

>The waitress, Wanda Schnicklwitz claims that she immediately felt uncomfortable around the chestnut-hued comedian. She tells us a shocking story of abuse, flanked by her protector, Gloria Allready Cashed The Cheque.
>"At first I thought it was just extreme paranoia on account of my anxiety disorder due to mixed feelings from my 34 late-term abortions. But then he asked me to 'open cloth' and 'show bobs, bitch Lasagna.'"
>The troubling behaviour from the greasy gypsy didn't end there, according to the perfumed bundle of nerves.
>"He repeatedly pestered me to tell him my 'boon size' and whether my 'vagana' was shaved. In a moment of embarrassment, to try make him aware that I was unhappy, I sarcastically replied that my vagana was off limits, at which point his demeanour changed and he called me a 'whore fuk tramp bitch slut mothers fukn fat vagana cunt ugly hussy piss woemanz' and said he would rip my bobs off with his 'big rape cok for destroying panty.' I fled in tears."
>Wanda doesn't expect an apology from the comedian, but implores the cumin-scented cur to do the right thing and donate a large sum of money to her, which she can use to begin to repair the damage he has done to her psyche.

>Indian manlet has the power to mentally dominate and degrade some woman and make her do almost anything he wants
If she didn't want to fuck why did she take her clothes off and suck his dick in the first place?

Speaking as a beta, this is a life risk for us. We don’t operate under the same rules so we must be careful or bad shit happens.

No shit roasties are out of hand. Weinstein is probably mostly innocent. That isn't the point. Feminists are going to attack men anyway and all these guys previously stood with the same feminists that are taking them down. Carnage is good two ways: it forces men to take a side, and it destroys liberal institutions.

Feminists are after fake-Alphas right now. They do fuck with Betas for sport though. I am totally with you that roasties need to be stopped, but empowering MeToo in liberal circles like Hollywood will help that. Let them go overboard on each other and think about this

Wise words senpai

>just extreme paranoia on account of my anxiety disorder due to mixed feelings from my 34 late-term abortions. But then he asked me to 'open cloth' and 'show bobs, bitch Lasagna.'"
>>The troubling behaviour from the greasy gypsy didn't end there, according to the perfumed bundle of nerves.
>>"He repeatedly pestered me to tell him my 'boon size' and whether my 'vagana' was shaved. In a moment of embarrassment, to try make him aware that I was unhappy, I sarcastically replied that my vagana was off limits, at which point his demeanour changed and he called me a 'whore fuk tramp bitch slut mothers fukn fat vagana cunt ugly hussy piss woemanz' and said he would rip my bobs off with his 'big rape cok for destroying panty.' I fled in tears."
>>Wanda doesn't expect an apology from the comedian, but implores the cumin-scented cur to do the right thing and donate a large sum of money to her, which she can use to begin to repair the damage he has done to her psyche.
top kek

>Kissed without verbal consent
I guess 99% of movies should stop containing sexual assault then

This. She sucked him off TWICE and she says he put her fingers down her throat for 30 minutes with no mention of her speaking up just shuffling around the room for 30 minutes while he tried to do it. That's fucking retarded.

She has the mentality of a child and then needed to ask her friends after if it was sexual assault or rape

>repeatedly asks "where do you want me to fuck you"
>doesn't say no and undresses

He said VICE is next

Fuck yes

This is a big issue and man hating lesbians are pushing this hard.

That already happened I think.

Yes, the roasties are the ultimate enemy, but so are liberal men who take their side, which Aziz is, and it is better they go overboard on each other than us.

>The move he kept doing was taking his two fingers in a V-shape and putting them in my mouth
This woman is fucking retarded.
I mean, women are pretty dumb in general but holy fuck nigger what are you doing

Underrated

excellent graphic sir... stay safe!

Kek. Vice.
The excuse for the producers and crew to do lots of drugs under the guise of "journalism."

Why yes, why not do another article on heroin camps and poppy harvesting it was so enlightening watching you guy get high.

>non-verbal cues
>have to ask first
t. roastie

This a good warning to all here. Non-verbal cues are important, but women need to be verbal and absolute when they mean no. Too many sex games are centered around the man being the agressor, and women want it this way. They can't demand, only fuck, men who are aggressive, which most do, and demand men magically know everything in their heads.

As far as Aziz goes, a lot of sexual predators are fucking "liberal feminist men" who put on a show and then act like the biggest assholes imaginable. Feminist men are in three catagories"
>dumb betas
>betas playing the "sneaky fucker" strategy
>sexual predators

Need to do something with the rape allegation against Neil DeGrasse Tyson. It came out before the Weinstein shit and was ignored and now he is starting to poke his head up. Just did an interview with NPR.

Hope the paki kills himself

Outing hindus and non-sports dindus in film and STEM is tough because the progressives really mollycoddle them unless they're conservatives.
>The shitskins need their representation and role models, I suppose is the sentiment. How many magic science dindus do you know?
They should always be prime target to get the different factions of progressives to battle over.

Stop the presses. An Indian man was creepy and socially awkward around a woman. Big news day today folks.

All the same, fuck this unfunny faggot. Glad he's going down.

So is he fired?

the checkmark is white, stupid

This is top-tier work user