Imagine you're a natural-born Haitian and you've just become its dictator

Imagine you're a natural-born Haitian and you've just become its dictator.

How would you develop the country?
Would you be able to raise it out of shithole status?

>forced labor camps for criminals
>encourage women not to have children
>finish the minimum wage (if they'e it, lol)
>decriminalize marijuana and cocaine
>free casinos
>to facilitate visa for perverted gringos come to do sex tourism
>turn the country into a tax haven

That was the recipe that Cuba followed until the communist revolution, right?

Free mud cookies for all!

Basically what brazilian bro said, but only after genociding the local niggers

I wouldn't, fuck the hatians, I'd do a Kim jong un and live like a king while my people starved. There would be no way to save hati and stop it from being a shit hole without a lot of gibs from Europe or the US unless I allowed the colonization of my contry, which I would also be fine with

National Socialism, heavy on the murder.

They did it in the 50s 60s and 70s

how can you whitebois even compete?

First, get rid of the niggers, then it would become a Caribbean paradise

Sell haitians as slaves to the domincan republic.

Steralization. Tons of it. Forced, cohersed payed, basically whatever it takes to cut the birth rate by 90%.

Tourism is probably the easiest way to make money in that location.

Fix the demographic problem by importing tons of Chinks.

I would learn proper land management and educate people in trades.

That's almost the entire population, they killed all the whites back in 1804.

I would try to plant it up with a bunch of lush tropical plants, fruits berries nuts etc. Then plop down a bunch of Earth-sheltered homes (like earthships) and rent them out to gringos as a sort of sustainable agro-tourism in the Caribbean.

Use Dominican RWDS to eradicate my own people and then hand the country to the Dominicans.

1 kill all haitians
2 open the borders for dominicians to invade

voodoo magic my brudda

>native born Haitian
Checks out.

That´s Cuba nowadays too. People in my uni go to Cuba as last year trip so they can bang and eat whatever they want for 20€

You cant, blsacks arent people and african dictators eecognize this

HAITI SHILL THREAD
DEFLECT FROM HAITI REALITY
HUMAN FARM FOR GLOBAL ELITES
FOLLOW THE MONEY, FAGGOTS

Blacks can never develop only some blacks can exploit the others.

das is rite my brudda I live in the dandenongs. i was told des was mt's but it is flat here. nother white man lie

Simple
1. Export all the blacks back to Africa. They’re used to worse conditions so they’ll adapt rapidly (for once in their useless lives)
2. Import all the illegal spics and Muslims from the USA to be the new populace
3. Watch as both shit skins kill each other.
4. allow the DR to invade and take over the island

Win win

Kek

I wouldn't develop it
I would depopulate and reforest it, turn it into a natural sanctuary with militarized borders

build my own private batallion of 600 who are very very well paid and have healthcare and live in a gated community with their families and have them protect western companies trying to rebuild the port and roads.Locals can work providing building materials and labour.

Anyone trying to run protection rackets or locals organising protests or coorrutpion will be imprisoned, all goods siezed and put to work in forced labour supply the construction industry with materials. Compulsary purchase orders on large areas of land for a fair value in the major towns and cities with complete demolotion and rebuilding to code. Create tourist areas hevaily guarded and gated with only female locals working there and similar batallions guarding it.

Branch out into medical care, stem cell treatments, dentistry and make it a cruise ship destination.

>trying to make life better for niggers
I'll try to make my way in history books as one of the most corrupt, cruel and insane dictators. I'll pour all my asian deviousness and european creativity in the task. Roman Caesars will bow their heads in shame in Hell when I get there and they hear of me.

I could do it. I kicked ass playing the original Tropico.

I make the hunger games real

I'd give the population RHIBs and tell them Cuba is giving out free shit. The boats would be designed to sink once they got 20 miles offshore (marginally soluble section in the inflatable portion).

Once the inherent problem with Haiti is taken care of, I'd pledge allegiance to Her Majesty and become part of the Commonwealth. Finally, I'd rustle up some sheep and invite the Welsh, since they did such a bang up job in the Falklands.

If I have any money or time to spare, I'll dig out Gerald Bull's plans for a supergun so I can upset Cuba.

Alchemy doesn't work. You can't turn lead into gold it's impossible.

With no gibs from Soviets/USA?

if there weren't so many people there I'd just dissolve the haitian state and let local governments take over.
but in general:
> centralized power is bad for the economy
> centralized power PLUS half assed nignogs --> corrupt mafia drug gang swamp

Tsar user the Brutal, Monarch of the Kingdom of Haiti

Lowest tax rates in world for entrepreneurships

Well, assuming I'm a natural born Haitian, I'd also be dumb as shit.

So I'd either continue wallowing in my own filth, or somehow manage to turn the place into an Islamic shithole.

>starts economic reform (learn from chinese)
>makes loan from imf
>rebuilt country infrastructure while creating more jobs
>focus on education
>starts building factories and heavy industry
>Starts modernizing rural areas
>increase country's export

anything else i forgot to add?

I'd go on TV and demand that Clintons return the $3 billion they swindled from 'the Haitian people".

>born hatian
Then all sort of ingenuity is removed with impulse desire. So take all dirt cookies for myself and then blame whitey for oppressing my people. WE suffered an earthquake years ago, pls gib more moni

It'd take decades, but basically putting sterilization chemicals in the water and putting on indirect incentives for non-blacks to migrate in and lay off the chemicals in their areas. Reverse ZOG.

>Lowest tax rates in world for entrepreneurships

Implying taxes is what's holding back investment into a "country" with average 63IQ, streets that resemble a landfill, and rates of violence and other savagery akin to sub Saharan Africa.

I'm sure your business will thrive and you'll love your commute to work in the morning.

Haiti is shit because niggers are shit. Until you remove the niggers it will always be shit.

Nice try Haiti scum, you won't get our plans!

Yea the fact that your country is 95% niggers and that step 3 and 4 will never work as well as it should.

Forced labor to clean up the trash and plant fruits and vegetables.
Strict littering policies that can lead to jail time.
Use my gibs to develop proper sanitation.
1 child policy

Then kill myself as I really could care less about haitans.