Any Sup Forumsacks from Hawaii?
How did you feel when you got this message?
If I were you, I would be pissed off, but for totally different reasons than normies.
I would be pissed that it was an error and false alarm.
Oh what would I give to die in glorious nuclear hellfire.
See kim mediate shelter
My sister and I are roommates. We both got the alert and since we both were raised by our Russian parents, it was instant fatalism.
"I guess this is the end," I said.
"Guess so," she replied.
We sat in silence for a minute before she said, "I love you, user." I responded in kind.
She then smirked, let out a little chuckle and said, "Do you want to go out fucking instead of watching this stupid football game?"
"What?" I asked.
"I'd rather die getting laid and I've seen you hide your erection when we're surfing."
Figuring the end was near, I went along with it as she dragged me into her bedroom. We just did quick foreplay until I was erect and she was wet enough and we started fucking doggy style.
We were about to die, so what did it matter? Although it was so wrong, it turned me on massively and I came before I could make her come.
We laid on the bed, she was probably bemoaning the worst sex of her life was with her brother just before she died in nuclear hellfire and me wondering if I just sentenced myself to Hell.
Finally, the TV in the other room started reporting it was a false alarm. We looked at each other, said nothing and dressed.
We haven't said a word to each other since.
I would have been so disappointed if i lived there
Phew lad
Quality.
Wew
i wish it was a real happening im soooo board, i just want ww3 to start already
Here is your (you)
Kek'd
Polacks are from Poland
hue lad
fun thing is that we might be true knowing people from this board
at least you got to live out an anime moment :^)
How does it feel being a boorish edgy contrarian gay?
Fucking onya m8, top shit.
Ask her if she wants you to finish the job.
someone post the cap of the guy who fucked his sister because he was going to die anyway.
post pic of sister
Fucking hell, newfag.
>We were about to die, so what did it matter? Although it was so wrong, it turned me on massively and I came before I could make her come.
>We laid on the bed, she was probably bemoaning the worst sex of her life was with her brother just before she died in nuclear hellfire and me wondering if I just sentenced myself to Hell.
What a faggot. You should've gotten your mouth in her ladybits and finished the job; many girls won't orgasm from piv, anyway.
Did she drop any good loot?
this
this is why Sup Forums is still alive
Newfoundland isn't in Poland wtf
I’m stationed at Hickam. Some of us knew this was going to happen beforehand. There were a bunch of ISR guys flew in from Lackland last week. Also some other stone faced dickheads in suits showed about the same time and had clearances that gave them the run of the place. The Colonel and I are tight. He told me exactly when and for how long the drill would happen. He let me go home to be with my family.
>Drill
Someone with an ID conspicuously like yours keeps calling it a drill
You all knew the public would get the message, along with "This is not a drill"?
Was there supposed to be an announcement beforehand?
Sup Forums is still alive.
I knew this shit was a democratic false flag operation to stir up fear, uncertainty, and doubt. even before the newscaster revealed that there was absolutely no missile.
The plot thickens. Underrated
They want the population to think "What if?" It was not real this time but "what if?" Fuck trump! He's baiting kim jon un...reeeeeeeeee.
You know what must be done.
Sup Forums's mods are tyrannical, no one goes there anymore. Even the porn threads suck.
wew lad expose yourself as the newfag why dontcha
I... I-i-i-i want to believe.
>democrats claim it was a false flag in order to remind citizens that trump will keep them safe
>republicans claim it was a false flag in order to remind citizens that trump is dangerous
yeeeahh.....
hot
Ohana means family.
>wants WW3 to start
>didn't shill for Hillary
we tried to guide you. you didn't listen
considering hawaii makes commiefornia look like a conservative christian utopia I can believe this happened.
lmdaoo
The military developed a so-called "four minute warning", which would alert civilians that a nuclear impact was just moments away. But the speed of nuclear ICBMs is so fast that the warning was more likely to come with just three minutes until the impact.
shelter is 15 min away
>won't come from piv
Do lil dick white boys really believe this lmao
>For once we had a real happening
>Everyone will forget about it by Friday
What would you do if you saw that message?
Just from an outsiders view it seems like conformation on a national level would be the first move.
Does anyone else think the reaction to this was odd?
...
truly an hero
>>democrats claim it was a false flag in order to remind citizens that trump will keep them safe
Where? All I'm hearing on the news is this wouldn't have been possible 6 months ago and what is the white house doing about Kim Jong Un?!
It's always Trump's fault.
keep them safe in negative way
Peace through fear.
>be in Honolulu enjoying my Saturday in starbucks drinking coffee
>get a buzz from my phone
>get the alert
>look around
>people on their phones are looking panicked
>everyone starts leaving the coffee shop
>ohshitthisisserious.exe
>this isn't a drill...
>even the employees run out
>random employee tells me to evacuate
>I say camly "I am fine where i am thank you"
>they don't give a shit and run out
>this is it
>this is really the end
>I finally get to be released from this place
>Call parents on phone
>leave them a voice message telling them how much i love them
>Look around
>I am the only one in the shop
>the streets outside are panicked with people moving toward a direction
>move to a discrete part of the restaurant where people on the street can't see me
>open google on my phone
>might as well enjoy one last fap when i can
>google the most hardcore shit i could think of
>start jacking it
>tears of joy and fear knowing this is the best and last fap i will ever have
>finish
>feel relieved
>all my fear is gone
>all my anxiety is gone
>I close my reach over to the counter of the star bucks and steal a kind bar
>I eat it while playing "A Real Hero" by College & Electric on my phone
>I close my eyes and munch on the kind bar as i wait for the end
>feel a strange sense of joy
>keep waiting
>hear a buzz from my phone
>IT WAS A FALSE ALARM
>WHAT.EXE
>feel panicked
>look around and see that there was fucking security camera in the place that saw me
>I run the fuck out of there
>I can never go back...
You Hawaiians are seriously fucked in the head.
THIS
The absolute state of Hawaii
this is actually believable
...
oh jesus...
>average
>4 and a half inches
for some reason this really made me kek
...
>I came a little
>I'm average my dick is around 4 and a half inches
Verified troll
I've been unemployed for the past 3 months!
I lost my job washing dishes for applebees.
In kauai right now. Knew it was bs when it came through on the phones. Cracked open a beer and found a comfy spot to die just in case it was real
Shitty. It sucked.
Is there not a SINGLE CCTV, camera, whatever footage of this happening in real time with everyone getting it on their phones?
I just want to see the mass panic
P-put me in the svreencap bro
same my searches have only found dumb e-celebs talking about it instead of actual footage
Bullshit. Hawaii is leftist, but we're not the militant SJW rioting leftists Califnornia is. This place is nothing but surfer dudes, hippies and Jap tourists.
god i love kauai. Knowing the people there, people were probably freaking the fuck out, very superstitious over there
Hmm.
Givin her the ol' ballistic missile.
You're going to hell user, see you there ;^)
What the actual fuck is wrong with you Hawaiians. This is the 3rd story of this I've read today. Is it just one degenerate or have 3 Hawaiians all done the same shit?
>Russians
Well. This explains Putin.
You've earned this you
Put me in the screencap
hot
>sister wasn't a virgin
what a degenerate
DROPPED
Kek
People drive slow af here but when the message came through everyone hauled ass. It is beautiful here, not packed like oahu, but i dont think a single resident voted for trump
Fucking Degenerates. Also put me in the Screencap.
Nice fic.
My girlfriend yelled “we’re about to ride the lightning”
Oh those Hawaiians...
Wew
>you
I know they say this is average but I refuse to believe it, that would mean I have some sort of monster dick at about 7 inches or so.
Ikr? I turned 22 last week and Im still a kissless virgin. How can my dick really be that good?
Basically the long version of:
Liffed
>We haven't said a word to each other since.
pls be true
>Russian
>Degenerates
Now imagine my shock
I just want to know what the sister looks like.
Updates?
Bollocks. She was the one to suggest it if true so tell her she shouldn't be ashamed.
You're going to have to talk to her about it sooner or later. Especially if she gets pregnant.
Seriously. 7 feels small to me. Poor asians.
I've seen that reply 1 day ago. Nice copypasta
>russians
>ha-fucking-waii
wat and sign me in
I greet you with the light and love of the One creator. I communicate now. What happened was that one of the last cabal nuclear subs fired several nuclear missiles to Hawaii. The intend was to blame the attack on north Korea, which would later be a catalyst for ww3. However the Alliance of positive military and organizations managed to intercept these missiles and destroy the sub. Plus they tried to locate if there were any deep underground bases left that belonged to the cabal in either ocean. Things are well however, and funds will be released. I will now disconnect, my sparks of light made knowledge, seek and understand. Conduit closing.
include me in the cap