Who was the most redpilled person in the Bible?

Excluding Jesus obviously

Adam, because he knew the apple was a bad idea.

Jesus wasn't redpilled, he preached equality for all.

Augustus Caesar

The Holy Spirit

That's a nice ass.
To answer your question, the King of Babylon.
NebuCHADnezzar.
Killed the Jewish king's sons, and blinded the king (plucked his eyes), destroyed Jerusalem, and imprisoned the remaining kikes for Slavery.
Oy vey.

Pilate, obviously. John 18:37

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The Pharaoh.

He knew the Jews and wanted to keep their ways under his control. I get that Moses did what he did for his people, as I would have if I were in his place, but you have to admit, the Pharaoh knew what the Jews were all about before anyone else.

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Moses, completely wrecked Egypt with his staff.

>The most redpilled person in the bible is a person who freed the jews and gave them their "promised land"
Fuck off, kike.

This.

The Israelites of the Old Testament aren't the same people as modern Jews.

Someone needs to make a fucking meme out of that. Pure gold.

Fuck off Egyptian or we bring the plagues

God

No dipshit, the Bible says that while men and women are equal in the sense of law and responsibility, we have different roles to serve. Men are natural born leaders, Jesus did not appoint any female apostles, as he knew this.

>ABADDON THE DESTROYER

He did, he also whipped the shit out of (((merchants))).

Simon magus

John the Baptist was pretty awesome, lived out in the wild eating raw honey and wearing camel skins dunking heathens left and right.

The answer is obviously Paul, who dispenses even more redpills than Jesus does.

Enoch and Elijah are also good answers because they were taken bodily into heaven.

True, Paul BTFO the faggots and degenerates

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>God himself wasn't redpilled because he was a liberal

What?

What?

>he knows when you're sleeping
>he knows when you're awake
>he knows if you've been bad or good
>so be good for goodness sake

Santa Clause, of course.

Moshe, for passing down the Oral Torah to Hashem's chosen.

Not a singular apostle was a female

Closest thing to a hero in those jew myths is Samson and he fell to a bitch's bitching. The rest of those scumbags were a bunch of lying cheating backstabbing cousin-fucking rat bitches.

>Chad NebuCHADnezzar

>King of vast, fertile land, known as cradle of civilization
>father wasn't even king, first of his dynasty and worked hard for his crown.
>deliciously heathen
>threw jews into furnaces 2000 years before Hitler
>destroyed Jerusalem before the Romans made it routine
>enslaved remaining Jews, adding another shoa to the scoreboard
>defeated Isr*el and Egypt simultaneously.
>Ended his rival's line by killing his children infront of him, but let him live in grief.

That's all I got, I don't know who could be the "virgin" role

kek. Jewery aside Moses is redpilled as fuck.

"I am"

bisexual david. the 144,000 undefiled by women. the centurion. ruth and naomi. the born eunuchs

Zuruthustra.

They stole the (((Bible))) stories from him and Sargon

the frogger whores, you dumb broad

>Oral Torah
If you mean the Talmud, that's a third century invention by jews in Babylon. Moses had nothing to do with it.

The Devil. Free will and wisdom seems like a good trade off for eternal servitude

>bisexual david
No such thing faggot.

Oswald Mosley

Judas

Yes they are. How are they not? Even their own myths show they are exactly the same as they were back then. The Exodus story reads like a racist throwing out a bunch of anti-jew stereotypes. Moshe rescues them from their captivity in Egypt and whta do they do? Start bitching and moaning, "oh, moshe, there's no food, you brought us here to starve in the desert, oy vey" and "Moshe, the snakes, there was never snakes like this in Egypt". It's hilarious.

Lucifer.

>Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
>And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not

Paul was and is a false apostle, perverter of God's laws and Jesus teachings, and a dog

Best post.

If you think about it than a developed and complete human being wilfully chooses for God's way, as one will find it the best way.

>jonathan uncovers nakedness of mother
>longest love story in bible
>your love for me greater than that of all women
>stripped and made a covenant
>made out and cried and david "exceeded in tears"
>that verb was "ad higdil" and was edited from the septuagint and meant "until he or it becomes large and is made great"
>crying doesnt make you great and you dont just exceed in tears only the one of them
he got a boner and creamed himself and then fell by women. just like solomon

None since it was written by Jews

Why do you Bongs mention him in every post? Nobody besides Bongs and Amerimutts care about this failed autistic retard.

The (((Bible))) is bluepilled Jewish garbage
Read the Eddas instead

The Father

>autism

kys kike worshipers

Of course it was Paul. He was like Jesus without "parental control" enabled.

kek, this.

>Yes they are.

a judahute is snot a jew
a israelite is not a jew
modern jews are khazarian pharasees ie synagogue of Satan that married in over time.


the 12 tribes are dispersed all over the world amongst the nations

>being this ignorant
People like you are the reason God created AIDS.

this

shut up faggot

You mean the Eddas that were preserved by Christians?

>Jesus was the original beta

prove me wrong

it's all gone now. youre a freudian shit. a satanic frogger whore. you dont know what is onanism (failing to impregnate widowed sister in law). truvada doenst work on you. you invented all deaths and all sins in the garden. you ignore the 144K and all the other figures i mentioned. the president is a sodomite because of grabbems comments and being a pagan man whore

The one that said goyim are animals.

Matthew the apostle is the most based. He was white.

God

>thinks israelites and Judahites are Jews

the stories are about whites not kikes.

Despite being a Jew, Joshua was pretty redpilled and awesome.

Mkdern day jews don't follow the torah, they follow the talmud

King solomon. Hes the real mvp

backslid like a mofo

The Destroying Angel/Angel of Death.
God have mercy and bring him back to us.

>Moses
>a jew
You don't even know what a jew is you kike

Fuck YHWHISTS. Christians worship a false sabd nigger deity.

I give my vote to Jonah

Ive never heard a preacher teach this specifically, but his unwillingness to preach to the ninevites, and his subsequent observation of the city, waiting for it's destruction, felt a lot like seething racial hatred for them

mumbo jumbo

Paul---

"They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them."

He pulls no punches

Whoever wrote Ecclesiastes.
"Meaningless! Meaningless! says the Teacher. Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless."
And that's verse 2 of chapter 1.

Unironically Joseph
>be your dad’s favorite son
>get a bunch of cool gifts while the others work in a field
>rub it in your brothers faces often
>get beaten up and sold into slavery by them
>end up in charge of one of the richest households in Egypt
>your masters wife wants to cuck him with you
>really wants to, Holy shit she’s desperate for you
>reject her dumb thot ass
>end up in jail
>tell everyone else how they’re gonna die
>pharaoh hears about this
>work for pharaoh a bit
>he loves you
>you become 2nd in command
>you fuck both of his daughters and all their maids
>your brothers come back during a famine
>don’t recognize you in your splendor
>throw them in jail for shits and giggles
>send one out to get your youngest brother
>frame him for a crime and throw him in jail too
>your other brothers beg for mercy
>reveal it’s you
>itwasjustbanter.jpg
>they forgive you
>die happily decades later at age 105 with 10 kids

>le there is no gentile or jew, goyim! no male or female! you're all the same in me! accept everyone, goy!

Virgin Solomon obviously

St. Dismas, The Good Thief.

>And he said to Jesus: Lord, remember me when thou shalt come into thy kingdom.

That's not in the Bible dipshit

rome and corinth were notorious pagan shrine hookers. it was an epidemic. just so you know. also his greek was not good so he coined his own colloquial terms. others backed up my interpretation

How lol

Ezra

Sandnigger christianity isnt white and isnt true, zeus us the true God all other Gods are false.

A lot of them.

Daniel, Ezeikiel, Enoch

>Didnt read the bible
>Trys to summize Jesus’ teachings

He tought no such thing. Read the parable of the seeds. Jesus was very aware that men are not equal. He said that we shouldnt be dicks to eachother for no reason. Which is correct. He also said defend yourself with a sword when you must.

Ecclesiastes is almost an agnostic, even nihilistic text. I'm surprised it even made the canon.

Fuck off faggot. I didnt even understand your gay slang.

That was Solomon before he backslid.

you worship trees and pussies. otherwise known as isis. fake kikes. and masons

>tfw no Angel of Death to relieve this Earth of this misery
why even live lads

Christianity is FALSE.

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>muh fucken hammers

Judas obviously.

John wick was more redpilled than jesus and probably more likely to exist.

>listening to thots
>redpilled

>Read the parable of the seeds
White men are the seed that fell on the good earth. Stop having Jewish desert culture.

unequivocally the most based is moses as he created the laws upon which based is defined and immediately final solutioned the degenerates

after that it's elijah
but if you wanna