>Be me
>regular white portuguese Alberto Barbosa
>be 15 century
>last 4 centuries spent killing moors and kicking Spanish ass
>kick moors out of the peninsula still beat the shit out of Spanish cunts just because
>Spanish tired of getting fucked in the ass
>peacetreaty.scroll
>every one bored as fuck because peace with spain
>country is surrounded by water and spain
>feelsBadman.painting
>king decides to fuck with sandniggers instead
>build boats to visit africa
>start killing moors sandniggers because their God is shit
>spreading the good word of the lord
>Deus Vult
>start occupying places without killing people because we're good and locals want us there
>discover the Americas before stupid Spaniards
>lots of gold and hot amazons
>we settle and spread the word of God
>meanwhile back in Africa niggers start trading their own people for shit don't want to trade anything else
>WHATTHEFUCK.oiloncanvas
>we need people in Brazil so... I guess
>niggs are not very smart but work good
>Take gold because Brazil IS part of Portugal
>some centuries pass ban slavery
>King's sons start fighting each other because Brazil
>shit escalates, beta cuck wins and takes Brazil
>Brazil cuts ties to the civilised world.
>inbread cunts fuck with each other back there
>kill each other in hundreds over some shit
>Be current year
>Brazilian shitskins acuse us of being a racist fucks that killed thousands Brazilians, stole gold and enslaved their people
Why do shitskins are this stupid?
We helped make that piece of dirt a civil place and they fucked everything up and now blame us for the shit they did to themselves.
>remind the good old days of glory
>mfw
