COFFEE

COFFEE

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BLONALD BLUMPF

Sad!

Eminem is a little fucking faggot bitch.

His daughter is a trashy whore that's been passed around more than a cheap bottle of Hennessy

AND HE'S ORANGE

>I showed you my diss. Please respond

COVFEFE

Sad!

i showed u my dick answer me

>I'm desperately trying to be relevant

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Mom's Spaghetti

I hope Eminem goes back to drugs and has a permanent overdose finally.

Didn't this fag live in a trailer with his Mommy when he was a grown ass man?

He's got lines ready.

Don't even go there.

Should he dump them on Donald Trump
Probably not

Greena tea

don't worry Em, I'm sure Trump Jr. or someone else in his family will respond eventually

The caramel m&m's are more relevant then this washed up faggot.

But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot

>P-please notice me senpai!!

Oranges.
Syringes.

gotcha drumpf

It's a blot on my career gone to pot

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Maybe when he was much younger. Back in 02' I lived about 5 miles from him. He still lives in that house, it's no trailer that's for sure.

underbasted roast

I'd need some lines of coke ready too if Trump ever dissed me.

"In 1995 in Detroit, Jimmy "B-Rabbit" Smith Jr. (Eminem), a blue-collar worker from a poor family, struggles with aspects of his life. He has moved back north of 8 Mile Road to the run-down trailer home in Warren, Michigan of his alcoholic mother Stephani"

So yeah.He was 24.

Coffee pot coffee pot, hot coffee
That's not coffee in my coffee pot
My name is Marshall and I got a coffee pot
Bought it at Walmart almost dropped it in the parking lot
Coffee caught before it landed, Trump hardens my cock
He wrote the art of the deal but I wrote the art of the coffee pot
Jerk off my coffee pot so I get off my pot
I don't smoke pot unless its made of coffee but it's largely not
Used to listen to Bob Marley now I just listen to my coffee pot
Built a robot out of coffee call it a coffee bot
Laughed so hard I got coffee snot running out of my nose
But it landed in the coffee spot
Got a walkie-talkie, now I'm talking with my coffee pot
But hey Trump; coffee pot
That shit's awfully hot

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Such a sick dis.

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Not trying to defend him because I think his antics with Trump are pathetic but his real name isn't Jimmy Smith Jr. nor was it ever.

LMAO this meme will never die until eminem is finally dead

OH MY GOD!
COFFEE POT!
HOPE HE'S NOT!
POT POT POT!

WHY YOU DO THIS DRUMPF!?
YOU GETTING STUMPF!
FFFFFPPPFPFPFPFPFFP!

WHITE PEOPLE SUCK!
SUCK IS WHITE PEOPLE!
MORE LIKE STEEPLE!

LISSEN YO, I GOT WURDZ!
DONALD TRUMPFFFF SMELLS LIKE TURDZ!!!!

AAAhh....
Lemme CATCH MY SEFF!
I'M AN ELFFF!
FROM RIVENDALE!
TOM BOMBADILDO!
DONALD TRUMP IS A SHILL, YO!
ORCS GONNA ATTACK!
DONALD TRUMP IS WACK!

LEMME DO THIS!
DONALD TRUMP IS PISS!
HE SMELLS LIKE JIZZZZZ!
DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Mum's bisgetti

>Literally nigger rap
Get on my level, pleb.

I think we should make that happen

who?

You've gone to far user!

Shame on you!

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I honestly would belive if he said something like this.
Even when his fame came up of being the only relevant white rapper that used rap just to make fun of people

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When the FUCK was the last time a nigger rapped about Tolkien?

Fuck you, nigga!

>Literally looks like a dyke

L

It was in the movie 8 mile

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Someone please write a sick Trump Eminem-diss

Pathetic.

can someone aware me on what this shithole language is?

That's an awful lot
of coffee pots
should I give one to Domble Trumpf
Probably not
It's all I got
Not worth a shot
Should I fill the captcha?
I'm not a bot

>Implying any rapper has ever read a book longer than 200 pages

>Pic
SAVED AS FUCK

Literally Stan now

isnt it sad that a 50 year old grandpa is still acting like an edgy hardcore 15 year old?

kek

kek

Blackinese

fucking kek

underrated

Someone please make a Stan version of this situation with Eminem/Trump

bbc.com/pidgin

>A man in his 40s has "lines ready" if the president responds to the rap he made about him which he wont

Think about how sad that is.

Lines of cocaine?

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Now I remember how good that song was. WTF happened to him?

how new are you?

That's a movie, not real life. Besides, even if he did live with his mom until the age of 24 it's not as uncommon as many think. He's now a douche but nobody can deny he has done well for himself and his family. He's just another celebrity who thinks because they are famous they should spew their thoughts on the world thinking it will change a certain situation that they disagree with.

When Marshall 'King Wigger' Mathers wants to be relevant again

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>Please goys if I don’t get a reply from him my overlords will be mad.

Personally I think it's hilarious that he's pissed about not getting the attention he was fishing for.

Feminem looks trans in that pic. He’ll be dead by years end.

>it's not as uncommon as many think

>waiting for your response, trump
>any day now
>pls

your comment is trashy

come back to the music em

His new album bombed.
metacritic.com/music/revival/eminem

He's like some kind of child

>I HATE YOU DADD... I MEAN DONALD!
>PLEASE NOTICE ME!

Eminem then:

"Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert, I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet"

Eminem now:

"BLUMPF IS A FAVSIST VOTE HILARY"

What a dumb hypocritical whigger

Nevermind the content, that whole thing was just fucking terrible.

Holy shit that's awesome

Trump be stupid he be trippin
hurry up muehler lets start the ass kickin
I roll with homies that got mad dreads
but did you see that shit on Blumpys head?
Last night i let tyrone fuck my wife
And eating out that creampie was the thrill of my life!

AND HE ORANGE NIGGA

used to be such a huge fan of Eminem but holy shit this new album is actually garbage probably the worst album of 2017. Only way hes staying relevant is by bashing Trump something EVERYBODY IN HOLLYWOOD is already doing. Relapse. Recovery. Revival. RETIRE.

You do not know de wei

>used to be such a huge fan of Eminem
why? why was anyone ever a fan of this wigger? i hate the sound of his voice. he doesn't even sing he just talks. and it's all stupid shit.

i was young and what he rapped about was chaotic and hilarious at times. Relapse was like the last thing that was insane as hell and then he went soft. Had a lot of friends that got me into his music and now those friends feel the same way about eminem with this new trashy record of his.

Well Sup Forums

What's the best frestyle you can do that would roast eminem

Finally caught his new music video.
He's just doing slam poetry now?

I'm getting so tired of seeing this on Goytube when I'm hunting for something to listen to. They keep running my playlist into eminem for some odd reason.

It was a freestyle at the nigger awards.

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>for some reason
The 15 minutes are over, Marshall...

Didn't someone rewrite the lyrics to Stan for this?

>The "Drugs have fried my brain" look.

Look at the eyes. Ask anyone who used Valium long term what it does to you.

Just curious what type of music do you listen to

so sad

>im no gree build toilet for dem house
This is exactly how ogres speak.

CNN bigging it up like it's the best lyrics he's ever done but all I see and hear is a child's rant. Empty words from an empty head

youtube.com/watch?v=YWW1O8UzqE4

Have you guys picked up Mr Bond's version of Em's Cypher? Shit's LIIIIIIT