I'm going to post this everyday until you like it

I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.

I love it! And I love all of you guys!

inb4 the same tired ass posts as every other fish thread.

I am indifferent to it.

Mark my words guys, now that war broke out and torrent-sharing sites and streams are getting attacked and removed, it won't be long until Sakurafish itself will be in the crossfire for the iconic meaning it holds for every fag on Sup Forums.

Defend the fish, defend the legacy

I don't like it.
But I love you all.

I am the fin of my fish.

god dam it sakura get back in the worm pit like whore you are

Be careful when eating fish.

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Here for my daily dose!

Hiroyuki-user is late today so,
>But he did it once.

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I HATE IT

FISH ALERT
FISH ALERT

Your local government has instructed us to post the following information: A significant fish sighting has occurred.

Seek shelter in one of the nearby reinforced bunkers or safe location. If you are caught in the open, seek higher ground. If there is no higher ground, quickly dig a ditch and lay in it because you are already dead

If you are in your home and are unable to get to a bunker or safe location, bang pots and pans together in a random pattern as fish are known to dislike the sounds this creates.

I love it but you guys suck

If you are assaulted by a fish, do not attempt resist or struggle. Just let him finish and he'll eventually get bored and move onto a more interesting person to have sex with.

What if I post IRL Sakura WITH A FUCKING FISH?

WHY IS SHITAYA NORIKO WITH A FISH HERE.

DOES SHE KNOW?!

When the Anons, the Mods and Hiro are all gone, SakuraFish will exist, so long as one fish remains. It'll be lonely, but as long as one fish still lives...

...it will be eternal proof that fishposting ever existed.

Just take the money that the fish has thoughtfully left on the night stand and try not to brag about the prowess, ability and longevity of the fish. Nor should you mention length and/or girth as you may be telling the story in mixed company and this may come off as rude or boastful.

Never ask the fish to do mechanical, electrical or plumbing tasks as having fish fins makes for poor workmanship in these tasks. Hire an expert in those jobs to ensure safety in home or workplace.

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If you are forced to eat fish, be sure to serve a vintage champagne, white burgundy or a dry rosé chardonnay to cleanse the pallet. Garnish with wedge of lemon.

If a fish decides to show you his penis, consider yourself blessed as he doesn't always do that to just anyone he terrorizes. Go ahead and look. You know you want to.

vale

If you are cornered have no chance to escape, the following advice may save your life:

If a MALE fish pressures you for sex and you are ALSO MALE, immediately put on a dress, a wig, a little lipstick and accept your fate. You will still be violently violated, but perhaps in the afterglow you will find that you both have many things in common than you think.

After all, he might text you if he's in the area again!

Fish and Fish Technology™ is far superior to Man's insignificant excursions into the realm of perfecting porn downloads. Do not insult them by claims of space travel or sequencing the genome.

The fish have little care or desire to know what you're thinking. Just bow and pray that the fish cannot read your tiny little minds... yet.

If the fish should decide that he wishes to address you, consider the following:

Refer to the Fish as "Master.” Other appropriate ways to address the Fish in person include "Boss" and "Most Holy Fish."

“Supreme Leader” and “Lord” both address the Fish by his title and position in the Food chain. You should address the Fish only by these titles rather than by his name when speaking to him face-to-face.

Stand and applaud as the Fish enters. The amount of applause will vary depending on the venue, but you should always stand in respect once the Fish swims into the room you are in.

Usually, if the venue is a small room with a small to mid-size crowd, the applause is quiet and polite.
For large venues, however, loud applause and even cheers are appropriate.

Genuflect as the Fish approaches. If the Fish approaches you directly, you should kneel with your right knee bent to the floor.

Genuflection is a sign of high respect. Not kneeling can lead to execution, crucifixion, immolation and sometimes even worse.

Speak respectfully, clearly, and concisely. Plan what to say beforehand so that you do not stumble too much over your words, and maintain a tone that is both clear and respectful the entire time.

Start by introducing yourself. Give your name and say something important or fitting about yourself.

The Fish will guide the conversation, and you should let him do so. Keep your answers direct and brief, and speak in a clear, loud voice so that the Fish can hear you.

Doing this will ensure that you will never know what it's like to have your own severed genitalia force fed to yourself.

kuso thread.

Thanks doc.

vale tu vieja

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Your consistency gives me solace in these dark times.

FUCK OFF WORMSLUT