You wake up one day

>You wake up one day
>You hear a knock on your door
>You answer
>”Mornin’, user. We’re here to talk about what you’ve been saying on Sup Forums.
How do you react?

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tits or gtfo.

Fuck off!

SLIDE THREAD

I'd red pill that bitch

>Last time I checked, officer, this is America and I'm protected under the first ammendment. Now, unless you have a warrant, I suggest you leave.

>”Show us ya tits luv”

You take a sip of your tea while eyeballing them for a few seconds, and calmly shut the door, then get back to shitposting about your experience on Sup Forums

She can slide my thread any time

One of three
>Last time I checked, officer, this is America and I'm protected under the first ammendment. Now, unless you have a warrant, I suggest you leave.
>I plead the fifth, nerd
>Am I being detained?!

>I should have used a British cop

"What took you so long?"

>I sweah oi paid me spoon loicense lahst week! Ya gotta balieve me!

>”Kept you waiting, huh?”

FREEDOM OF MUH SPEECH

Shoulda coulda woulda.

My grandpa never missed Sunday night nigger BBQ. It started to become a problem for my granny. She kept having to wash the greasy skin stains off his robe.

>You should know that only applies to non-hate speech, Nigel

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>>”Mornin’, user. We’re here to talk about what you’ve been saying on Sup Forums.

That's from super troopers, isn't it?

loved that movie.

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WHERE IS MY VICTIM I HAVE A RIGHT TO FACE MY ACCUSER

>We don’t want you to hurt your victims any more than you already have.

COME BACK WITH A WARRANT OR MY ACCUSER

>No.
>Close door.

Either give me a warrant or suck my tiny mutilated cock

nah, bro... you just ask them if they have a warrant.

oh, wait... you're british... I don't know how they do it in your country.

They bend over and spread cheeks for the Queen.

>nah, bro... you just ask them if they have a warrant.

Unless they are just curious, and then you red pill them.

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be…

>brjóst eða fara í burtu

They have daily weapon sweeps so i’m pretty sure they can just walk in.

>How do you react?
Tell them to fuck off as my hounds tries to kill them, or just grab a rifle

>Hey hot copper! Wanna fug?

We invented your system you common law using uneducated etc so and so

no comment

>"Dr Pavel? I'm PD."

I close the door, because I can

You sound like a Polish immigrant. It’s actually:
>Sýntu mér brjóstin þín, eða farðu í burtu

>user red-pills cops knocking on his door
>"Let me tell you about the Jews."
FUCKING BASED

who fucking cares

>We invented your system you common law using uneducated etc so and so

I can buy spoons without a license.

>You sound like a Polish immigrant.
Do you get many of them up your way? I didn't think they ventured up that far.

oh man thatd be fun.

T. Wanksta

Let me just put some pants on

>grabs gun, makes sure it's loaded
Pewpew pewpew
You never should've come cop user

I’d be laughing so hard I couldn’t speak.

redpill her on nigger crime.

Make love to that beautiful officer of the law

>go back to bed
>return to anime masturbation

They’re our largest portion of immigrants, at around 6% or something, don’t remember.

...

>cute cop just wanted to share opinions
>door in her face
>foreveralonefemalepepe.png
Begone thot.

>Literally just came here to say this.

Too bad you fucked up that whole Orwellian thought control concept though huh

Same thing. If it is a summary offence, I wouldn't even talk to the fuckers. If they can convince a judge this is an indictable offence and get a warrant ( they wont ) then I would still stay silent.

That cop’s name? Tilly Law.

>We’re here to talk about what you’ve been saying on Sup Forums.

Who?

Same

It’s a meme, you dip

Hello officer , Would you like to come in for some coffee?
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Police officer runs out of building, looks at sky, faints dead away

T. Wanksta
Had to look that up, you are projecting faggot

Never change user.

>"Yeah mate, that's right. Wanna shitpost with me?"

>I have cocaine hidden in my balls and the only way to get it out is to suck it out of my dick. I consent to this search.

Explain. Is this pic her? Continue if so.

AM I BEING DETAINED!?

Wont happen lol. I use NordVPN.

>ok user, get it out then.

I'm not feeling about talking. do you have a warrant? then GFTO.
Tellme icefaggot, do you have free speech in Iceland? honestly asking, I have no idea

Tits or gtfo

I’m not the one with hounds threatening to squeeze gats on police officers til my clips is empty

>"I'm not saying anything without a lawyer".
>close the door and go back to bed

I-it was just a joke m’am

Yeah, we do.

I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NOT CONSENT

Is there a problem with my shenanigans?

I dont, the burdon of proof falls on their side, I wait for the court date and give them a chance to prove without a doubt, absolutly that it was said by me personaly. I would never obstruct them from doing their job, nor would I chose to deal with anyone, but rather chose to deal with the situation in the right place at the right time which is in the court of law!

No, not her.

Yeah eventually like every great civ we invented tools that destroyed us. Lasted longer than you guys have tho

Co?
Ja nie umiem po angielsku.

This happened to me for prank phone calling a bunch in the 90's.

I will say that I will stop but I won't actually stop.

Ever.

DON'T say anything. Unless they have a warrant DON'T let them in.

If U don't talk, U walk.

DON'T incriminate urself

>as my hounds tries to kill them

I have a feeling if cops are at your door your dog would be popped immediately while it's asleep.

I'm not trying to be hardass with you, I'm just saying, cops think any household with a dog in it is open season.

Love you Iceland


t. Texas

it'll never happen
i use incognito mode, no one can backtrace me

I’m more of a Minnesota type of guy

Gunshots to the traitors kill them all be a martyr for The !st Amendment Others will follow make (((Them))) afraid to violate our God given rights written out in the Blood of our ancestors and founding Fathers

>Article 1 lel

>threatening to squeeze gats on police officers til my clips is empty
Not threatening anything user, if they have a valid search warrant and don't come storming on to my property Ruby Ridge style fine, I'll call of the hounds and go with it. You seem like a complete pussy, most people I met in Iceland had some balls, I guess I missed you at the bar

>How do you react?

I answer the door wearing my "Shit posting is not a crime" tee shirt and show them my pay stubs from JIDF.

Let her strip search me, cuff me to the bed post and give me a cavity search with her baton.

What did I say that got your panties in a bunch, officer?

Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Well, then have a nice day.
(Slams door)

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Nice Englando, Pedro. Good to see you’re embracing American culture.

>tfw Texan in Minnesota for work
It’s cold here, lads.
And too many Somalis.

You're Hungarian, Laci! What the fuck do you have to be afraid of? It's not like King Orbán is going to track you down for saying "fuck niggers". We have nothing to be afraid of.

I'm not going back to re-education camp
*takes plastic toy gun*

Ello guvnah step aside please official business and all that ye? now lets just ave a wee look about...OI! WOTS THIS THEN LAD? PACK OF TESCO PLASTIC SPOONS? AVE YOU GOT A LICENSE FO THESE? righto chum you coming with us.

run like nothing to lose style