Conan O'Brien announces he's taking his show to Haiti to prove it isn't a shithole

>Conan O'Brien announces he's taking his show to Haiti to prove it isn't a shithole
foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/01/14/conan-obrien-jabs-donald-trump-announces-hes-taking-his-show-to-haiti.html

What will this do to liberalism if he is mugged and murdered there?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dfs4PDEfc6I
smartraveller.gov.au/Countries/americas/caribbean/Pages/haiti.aspx
safetravel.govt.nz/haiti
travel.gc.ca/destinations/haiti
travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/International-Travel-Country-Information-Pages/Haiti.html
travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/haiti-travel-advisory.html
dailymotion.com/video/x2ils1v
youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE
youtube.com/watch?v=AkSZGXmuvIo
gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/haiti/safety-and-security
youtube.com/watch?v=P4g-I5GABrY
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itll be a ShitShow

KEK

Will the Haitians bake him cookies?

We need to get pics of his military escort because that's what it is...also find out the names of slums then ask him to come there...we need fake Harian Twitter accounts

im sure he'll have armed guards off camera so his propaganda is damaged

>more security than actual spectators

Can't wait!

Will Conan O'Brien eat a mud cookie to prove Haiti is not a shit-hole.

fucking hell, does trump have support from any talk show hosts?

He might eat mud cakes instead of mud cookies

He's going to go there while being surrounded by guards and paid black actors to pretend they're Haitian.

Dude this is moronic. All someone needs to do is capture video of the huge amount of security he'll require and the whole thing will be immediately BTFO. What an idiot

This is great.

Conan has become a sad, hollow little man.
The jews fucked him over big time and he's still sucking kosher cock. What a disgrace.

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no, and Conan is the least annoying of them, which is saying something.

Nope. Sad to see Conan turn into a cuck. I know he’s a Harvard liberal, and usually he’s nowhere as obnoxious as Colbert et al, but this is a bitch move.
Even if Conan realizes it’s a shithole, as a good liberal he can’t admit it.

People need to ask Conan on Twitter if he will eat mud cookies in haiti

Like when Michael Moore went to the hood in LA to prove it was safe and cops were just racist. Walked around a busy intersection for two minutes in broad daylight surrounded by camera crew and escorts and the fact he didn't get instantly robbed was supposed to prove blacks are great people.

oh boy.
>does Sandals count as part of haiti??

When I saw him performing in ads for fucking Lineage II's on mobile I knew his career had gone to shit.

He might get Ebola when he goes to Haiti.
Haiti is truly a shit-hole and needs to purge all it's niggers.

they really did a number on him

Yeah, but who among us is gonna draw the short straw and go to fucking Haiti?

He dated Lisa Kudrow for years and she never let him inside that Jewish pussy, was saving herself for marriage. That's probably what did it.

dude was swallowed whole by the moving picture jew. shame, really. he was appointment viewing at what, 1:30? now he's on at 11 with a massive ad campaign and all he's got is signaling nonsense. the only funny thing about haiti is how shitty it is combined with the outrage of people who can't admit how shitty it is. original conan wouldn't have touched this. original conan was better at his original job. new conan is shit at his new job.

if you could make 500k for ten years to do your thing, would you give it up to make 10 mil a year to do what they say?
i can honestly say no, they wouldn't even be able to make the offer.
what say Sup Forums?

What!? No way!!

Reminder that Conan is secretly Jewish
youtube.com/watch?v=Dfs4PDEfc6I

Doesn't realize he would be throwing more shit into the hole.
Conan. Right.

yeah............

at least my government doesn't lie.

Type in any country to see the warnings and sitaution

smartraveller.gov.au/Countries/americas/caribbean/Pages/haiti.aspx

He delivers himself into the Trump Curse's maw. He'll be ground into meat.

this apu is adorable

Powerful. Sure his staff are happy.

Indeed we get the liberal idols to sacrifice themselves to prove their own progressiveness. We get to see that they either become a statistic in the newspaper or are completely outed as hypocrites. Either way they are done like dinner.

Will probably be in the richest part with a dozen or so body guards.

THIS
Everything appears safe when you have a 20 man armed security team paid for by Turner Networks

I would laugh if this somehow lead to Conan discovering what the Clinton foundation did to Haiti

are there any frogposters in haiti? do we have user from dominican republic we could send on conan recce?

If it's not in Port au Prince, these he's just virtue signaling.

Travel warning for Haiti: monkeys may throw feces

They don't even need to go to Haiti, all he needs is to go to Miami to see how bad Haitians are

safetravel.govt.nz/haiti
I was genuinely afraid.
Thank god we're not lying too

this is from the australian government.

honestly I hope him and his crew get murdered

can we meme ISIS into blowing him up?

Mah niggas

travel.gc.ca/destinations/haiti

Even Canada isn't cucked

This just proves you're going to see alot of jacked black men with ear buds and sunglasses around him to look like the warm inviting natives!

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how hope a bunch of his crew members are murdered

I think Conans fall from grace and consequent forced leftist alignment is what's upset me the most out of all the celebrity's I once liked.
He had such a following on Sup Forums many years ago ;_;

His massive security detail will merely prove Trump correct

the media is delusional, how can you disagree with their own governments travel advice, every european country has probably got the same advice and warnings!

this is from the US!

travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/International-Travel-Country-Information-Pages/Haiti.html

>What will this do to liberalism if he is mugged and murdered there?

We should crowdfund a shadow camera crew so we can show the violent, gun-toting security detail they need to travel anywhere and how hypocritical that is compared to what they try to show on their faggy network channel

She friend zoned him since they were in their 20's

This is like going to the moon to prove it has breathable atmosphere.

Mud cookies laced with ebola will enter Conan's mouth.

4d chess syndrome

This reads like Johannesburg

Get to it guys

>Reconsider your need to travel
lmao

>What will this do to liberalism if he is mugged and murdered there?
Oh, I know this one! Blame Trump.
I hope it happens too, Conan a shit.

That was back in the Late Night days. Conan got to meet the Finnish president because she looked like him

I love how they will do anything BUT admit it is a fucking shithole which is what it is.Just fucking admit it. The first step of solving a problem is to admit there is a problem

Conan was always likable but not particularly funny.

Now he is neither.

He also had a huge opportunity to rescue the Tonight Show from Leno, go more serious like Carson and make it comfy again. Leno was the opposite of comfy. But Conan went "Ill bring goofball shit to the masses" and that's why he failed.

Bulgaria, these marxists are persistent in their insanity

>Inform local authorities you're doing a PR piece for their shit hole.
>They organize dancing children and security to keep the locals away.
>This totally contrived scenario proves this place is wonderful!
>Weeks later swarms of virtue signaling liberals inspired by Conan O' Brien decide to take their vacation in Haiti resulting in mass robbery, rape, and kidnapping.

If Conan really wanted to prove the place wasn't a shit hole he should walk from one side of the capital city to the other without security or prior notification. Just walk through dressed like a tourist and see if you can make it across town without being robbed and/or raped and/or kidnapped and/or murdered.

this special is getting canceled or he's sticking to that walled up fortress enclave.

What a good-hearted and well meaning thing to do. Except he won't actually do a show from Haiti. He'll do an "away" segment that will be worked into a regularly formatted show back in Los Angeles. And even then he'll be lying through his teeth about what it's like in Haiti.

We know what's up.

travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/haiti-travel-advisory.html

Ever since Conan got bought by TBS he's been sucking globalist dick. No wonder considering it's owned by the same people as CNN.

I feel bad for conan, he recently did an interview with Bill Clinton where he droned on about how if we don't accept mass immigration we're all going to die.

I think he will go all out like he did with the north korea south korea border.

A screen cap of this needs to be tweeted at him

yeah, pretending everything is fine is making things worse in my opinion. When it comes to bad countries Haiti is the bottom of the barrel. I don't see how pretending everything is fine with it is making things better, if anything it is making things much worse for the people there.

>The jews fucked him over big time and he's still sucking kosher cock

Conan is Jewish goy. Bet you didn't see that twist coming!

IT"S NOT A SHITHOLE!
>goes to club med

Anthony Bourdain did the trip and he ended up pissing people off. Did a show over there and ended up calling it a shithole. He ended up buying out some restaurants food and started a riot.

I wonder if his wife and kids will talk him out of it.

Conan goes to Haiti
Trump curse is real
Conan is pulled apart by an angry Haitian mob because he dissed their mud cakes.
UN officially designates Haiti as a Shithole.

imagine if they were mobbed by locals and stabbed to death.

>INB4 he goes to a resort to avoid the ghettos where all the shitholers are fleeing from

This is why American Liberalism is a cancer that must be treated with a heavy dose of chemo

LOOK HOW NICE MY TOILET LOOKS, GUYS. I swear there is NO gigantic turd anywhere nearby, no sir!

nothing will happen, he'll go to only the nicest part and then call it a day, faggot wont got near the 98% rest of the shit hole country

Conan Obrien will be slaughtered live on air.

Whaddup
travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/haiti-travel-advisory.html

This will be fing wonderful, watch him get dysentery on live tv.

anthony bourdain in haiti,

just found it

dailymotion.com/video/x2ils1v

>not shown on-camera: the enormous armed security detail keeping Conan ((O'Brien)) safe while filming cherry-picked locals

Moshi moshi

>Conan is Jewish goy.

He really is. Harvard; all those years around Jew comedy writers. Got his 40m and still Jews it up. He can get fucked.

Conan is used to be really funny. But like everything now, it must be political so he's pretty much unwatchable now. Wtf happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE

Can't wait to hear Conan got mugged by niggers with machetes in Haiti.

This is an issue for these upset leftist. There is large amounts of travel footage from many of these shitholes they can not remove or take back. Many of these travel shows are the ones who have shown how much of a shithole most of these please are.

this makes me sad, his old show remotes were so good particularly the civil war baseball.

youtube.com/watch?v=AkSZGXmuvIo

I've honestly wondered what (((they))) have on him, must be something really bad.
Same with Eminem, no one ages ten years in a few months like he did or goes full apologetic.

gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/haiti/safety-and-security

Like Time Warner would let that happen

watch the brawl while they were filming the show.

hahahaha!

youtube.com/watch?v=P4g-I5GABrY

DON'T EAT IT, MURDOCH! THEY'RE HAITIAN NIGGER COOKIES

Exactly I can show you 5% really nice spot in Detroit...but I'd be lying if I claimed that the rest of it was just as nice and wonderful.

Seriously they're going to go all the tourist friendly spots and film there, the spots cleaned up for rich foreigners to play in.