Jojo

Guess who the cutest minor villain is!

Yotsuyu

The fact that there is no porn of Jolyne tying up Guess with her strings is a fucking travesty.

I wish she woulda popped some in the second half of stone ocean. Writing her into most of the battles might not have worked, but Araki can't pretend that she and Jolyne didn't chum up enough for Jolyne to totally forget about her.

him

Reminder Pucci did nothing wrong. Everything he did was for the greater good until a kid kills him mercilessly and ruins everything.

Too spiky

Not so much as Wired Beck

When Dad is out killing again but you just ain't feeling it

You mean Corded Bob?

I always had a thing for Mariah

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>Voted sexiest man alive

GET OUT PUCCIS REEEEEEE

lol

Do you think he cums twice as much, or can he cum twice as fast in succession.

I think Aishou is the cutest minor villain.

Aishou was too good for this world

Carne obviously.
With Dolomite as a close second.

Probably the first.

Reminder that Gappy doesn't fappy

If you had to make a suicide squad spinoff of jojo,what minor villains would you choose to be in the team?
What would the theme be?Location?Goal?
Choose between 4-6 characters and they can be from any part,dead or alive as long as they aren't villains turned hero.

Blue-board, user.

does doppio count as a minor villain?

After he cums he can go again a second time immediately.

Hol Horse is an essential.

No.

Nah,he's technically diavolo.it'd be like if Ryu was banned from a tournament and instead you tried to pick Ken,yeah they're different characters but they share the same ability.

>suicide squad
Thanks for reminding me of that utter garbage of a movie/Hot Topic marketing campaign.

According to Wikipedia this is called polyorchidism and there's been less than 200 cases or so and it says it just adds complications,but if you want to not go down that root he definitely would cum a larger load.
Also don't sexualize jojo.

J Geil, Hol Horse, Ungalo, Pesci, Mariah, Angelo
>Theme
Orgy
>Location
Dumpster
>Goal
1001 orgasms

I'm more referring to the comic that's been around since 1959 but yeah the movie was utter cringe.I'm just talking about the concept of villains being good guys,kinda.

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"And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those damn kids and that pesky plankton!"

Stupid sexy boss

who was in the wrong here?

Part 3
Midler - the femme fatale, plus her stand is versatile
Hol Horse - the Deadshot stand-in
Rubber Soul - the go-to stealth guy (after some training)

Part 4
Akira Otoshi - the powerhouse / ego of the group

Part 5
none (all notable minor antagonists either turned good or died)

Part 6
Kenzou - the freak of the group
Enrico Pucci - the brains / Amanda Waller / leader

Timeline: Before Part 6 (specifically while Akira is still in jail)

Santana, Hol Horse, Oingo/Boingo, Mariah, Akira, Gwess.

Santana has been implanted with a device by the SPW Foundation that will produce a burst of ultraviolet waves if he attacks one of his allies, gets too far away from them or tries to remove it, slowly and painfully erasing him.
Hol Horse, Oingo&Boingo and Mariah were hired.
Akira and Gwess are forced against their will.
Their mission is to investigate a region in South America where new Aztec ruins were found. A SPW team was already sent but disappeared mysteriously. The Foundation suspects either vampires or Stand users, and the Joestars are not available for one reason or the other.

Just have Santana be the strong man and during the day he gets turned into stone

Oingo & Boingo have to carry his statue around everywhere til night fall or getting into a dark place.

How about no

>South America where new Aztec ruins were found
The Aztecs were only in North America, faggot.

Why did Gappy steal Jotaro's pose in that picture?

Same build.

Also S&W.

They would be the only ones ever found in South America then :^)

What's happening here?

I would like part 8 style Diavolo in my life

He probably doesn't, but that can't be good for him.

I want to see Kars in Araki's new style with his beautiful, beautiful flowing hair uncovered

I was just going to say that Killer Queen is casting a shadow, nothing strange, until i realized that it's the only shadow being cast and now I'm confused as you are.

>Araki has plot holes in his own drawings

Steely Dan, Teru, Melone, Miu Miu, Ringo and Damo.
It's the cunt squad. Their goal is to be the cuntiest group of people in the world.

Their goal should be to torture the Joestars.

Does anyone else wish this was canon midler?

I hate that character so much. I really wanted her to die and because her thing with Jolyne happens so early I think it kind of soured my experience of Part 6 in general. Part 6 is just so fucking weird even compared to other Jojo parts.

Nigga these fuckers go beyond.
>torture
>kidnapping
>rape
>gaslighting
>murder
>nearly all of the above

>best jojo
>best design
>best fights

She was ugly as fuck, like Hermes and Yukako.

A shittier version of Steely Dan.

Cutest minor character was Mariah

Hermes is cuter than Mariah.

True.

>best jojo
Jolyne
>best design
Jolyne
>best fights
Jolyne

Bruno
Bruno
Bruno

I just realized how brutal part 5 is.
Pretty much everyone who opposes the gang gets killed. Only Sale and Zucchero survive and then they get offed in PHF anyway.

Blono

I wish Araki did more with La Squadra.

Bluounou Pucci-Araki

Beano Bazinga

PHF?

Poopy Ass Feedback

That's PAF.
Retard.

Ah, ok

So Fugo canonically wears thongs, what do the other characters wear?

Maybe in the anime she can have an extra scene where she helps Jolyne escape after she beats Jail House Lock.

Would be good.

>best jojo
Josuke
>best design
Jotaro (Part 3)
>best fights
Jolyne

Best Stand.

Giorno: Tighty whiteys
Bruno: Boxer briefs
Mista: Bikini
Abbacchio: Boxers
Narancia: Tighty whiteys
Diavolo: Nothing
Doppio: Trunks

Jolyne, best fights? LOL

C-Moon is such an overrated fight and a complete clusterfuck, there are better JoJo fights than that..

Joseph vs Wham
Jotaro vs Darby the Gambler
Jotaro vs DIO in the manga
Highway Star, Kira vs Josuke, both manga versions.
Giorno vs Cioccolata
Johnny vs Valentine

Jolyne
Johnny
Jolyne

Did C-Moon fuck your wife or something? Calm down, weirdo.

Wouldn't Bruno wear lingerie? He wears that lacy bra thing.

Lacy female underwear then.

Hol horse, Akira, Middler, Ratt, The Kira from jorge joestar, the druggy chick from purple haze overdrive or whatever.

Say something nice about Yotsuyu!

Are you one of those retards who think SAO is better than Stardust Crusaders like the japanese fans think?

why are the shitposts in jojo threads always especially retarded

>he's the biggest literal cuckold in JoJo

I feel bad for him

Underaged crossboarders and memelord bandwagoners.

>Gappy is the fusion of AU Holly's son and AU Sadao's son; or essentially, the two halves of AU Jotaro
>by saving Holly from her sickness he's taking on the duty that Jotaro was fated to carry out just as the original Jotaro did in Stardust Crusaders
>destiny needed a Jotaro so badly that it fused Josefumi and Kira into one, because the bloodline didn't pan out the way it did in the original universe

It's pretty meta even by JoJo standards.

He had a great rapist vibe even though he had no penis.

Johnny
Johnny
Johnny

It probably is as far as Araki is concerned. He drew this design for Midler again for JoJo-A-GoGo so he clearly sees it as more than just some bullshit he came up with because Capcom forced him to.

I'm honestly kind of disappointed that this design for Midler wasn't the one used in the anime, although I guess the anime wanted to be faithful to the manga in that regard.

Best Girl

What the shit are you talking about

Him and Aishou are more interesting than the Higashikatas outside of Jobin.

So you read Jojo through memes, huh?

Part 6 DIO looks great.

You can be honest, DP was just lazy

no she's a stupid fucking whore who sold his land.

He's the best!

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Yeah you're probably right

In all honesty Araki was being lazy when he drew that as well. Original Midler is the most generic possible way to draw "a woman" without putting any thought into character design.