Canadian philosopher Dr. Brian Pronger has revealed through his research that male sports players are driven by GAY LUST. In his paper "Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus," Professor Pronger explains how men's sports are used as an outlet for homosexual desire among males who claim to be "straight". Does this describe you, Sup Forums? You bash "soyboys," but at least many of them are ACTUALLY straight. How do you explain Professor Pronger's findings?
>The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room... I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual."
I played tons of sports as a kid into my mid 20s and none of this shit is realistic, but he is a FUCKING LEAF
William Butler
>In other words, the homophobia of competitive sport allows men to play with each other's bodies and still preserve their patriarchal heterosexist hegemony; they can have their (beef) cake and eat it, too.
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>I will argue that competitive sport... is embedded in the masculine colonizing will to conquer the space of an "other" while simultaneously protectively enclosing the space of the self... In sex, it shows in the desire to penetrate the holes of others and the desire to resist having the same happen to oneself.
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>Less boastful than the phallus, perhaps because of its embarrassing vulnerability or even more terrifying potential openness, is the phallus's companion, the protective side of phallic desire, the side than can repel or admit others into the space carved out by phallic aggression.
>The simulacrum of this other side of phallic desire, I suggest is the asshole. It is the tightly closed orifice of the phallic conqueror, as well as the (perhaps) reluctantly opened orifice of the phalically conquered. Masculine desire is thus produced in the play of the phallus and asshole. It stimulates desire as both homoerotic and homophobic: homoerotic in its preoccupation with phallic intent, homophobic in its resistance to penetration.
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>It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance.
Bentley Stewart
Racists and Trump supporters are all fatties, virgins and losers. You really think you'll find any sports players here who will get offended?
Jordan Mitchell
Well that explains those tight pants they wear in the NFL, and the scrum in rugby. I remember there was a rugby player out here who used to try sticking his finger up the arse of opponent players.
James Cooper
>Since one's participation in competition indicates one's commitment to phallic potency and one's defeat shows one's anal vulnerability and therefore phallic impotence, there is humiliation in defeat, in being penetrated by one's competitor.
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>Desire and competitive sport - a nexus that is usually ignored. It is seldom a focus of the sport media, except where there are sex scandals, such as the recently publicized homosexual subculture in Canadian boys’ and men’s ice hockey: National Hockey league player Sheldon Kennedy, fine example, has revealed that when he was a young man playing in the Canadian Hockey League, he submitted more than 300 times to the sexual demands of his coach, Graham James, who subsequently has been jailed for the offense.
>It has been widely reported in the media that numerous boys exchanged sexual favors tor hockey tickets and other perks with employees of Toronto’s Maple Leaf Gardens. It has also been revealed that there is widespread sexual violence in hockey club initiations.
Wyatt Gonzalez
It's been happening since the Spartans.. macho men like to and look at each others bulging muscles and cocks and roll around in oil performing ungodly acts on each other. Try it some time, you may enjoy it.
John Flores
>philosopher >research also >philosopher >findings
Philosophy is just shitposting with more profound vocabulary.
Jose Kelly
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Jackson Rivera
So this guys basically writing some fanfiction and calling it philosophy? What a pretentious asslicker.
Dominic Ward
>Canadian philosopher
Jaxson Reyes
The absolute state of (((psyops))) lmao
Ryan Bennett
Can't even rage anymore. These faggots are some removed from masculinity they cannot in fathom that not everything is sexual to normal human
Anthony Reed
>faggot thinks everyone is a faggot Yeah, it's called "being a narcissistic faggot egotist"
Parker Williams
Sports is a form of discipline, but in public schools, it is just a form of hierarchical degeneracy. I play football, hence, I'm cooler than you.
I used drugs and stole girls from these faggots, so I'd argue that their may be some truth to the homosexual drive here.
Jaxon Young
guaranteed he never played a single sport.
Wyatt Nguyen
>Pronger It sounds like he's just projecting.
Hunter Carter
there is potent kikery at work here
Angel Roberts
I lift for traps... so I can't say he's wrong
William Watson
does it work though?
Nathaniel Bell
People who play sports, aside from niggers, tend to be conservative, you faggot. Same goes for cops and military, many of whom played sports in grade school.
Nathan Gutierrez
This is actually really nice. I’m pretty brown but the rest of this hits home, thanks buddy.
David Walker
Dr. Pronger has a doctorate degree and has published several books and articles on these topics. He is a social scientist dealing with topics of power, sports, and sexuality. These are his conclusions. Do you have BETTER evidence for a different conclusion?
Christian Martinez
This man has a PhD He draws his salary from the public purse and tuition paid by impressionable youths
I'm actually incredibly angry right now
Logan Moore
Projection.
Colton Russell
You know, maybe all of history? Sports doesn’t equal repressed homosexuality. Dudes a closet faggot writing some shit he wishes were real.
Josiah Sullivan
I haven't reached my goal yet so I can't say. Judging from some stories on /fit/ it does work.
Grayson Cook
oh haha well as someone on the trappy side of things that's pretty hot
Cameron Parker
>social scientist Libfag confirmed, gtfo
Zachary Hill
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Isaac Campbell
Removing shitskin filth from existence has to be the first duty of the new order.
Aiden Harris
t. gay sports guy
Ethan Morgan
I said haha benis not haha bowflex
Angel Kelly
Link to fulltext pdf?
Dominic Davis
>Territorial Anus
Welp. Now I gotta rename my band. Any suggestions?
Bentley Davis
>Bad goys, don’t band together >Don’t you know that you look like a bunch homos, all sweaty and dressed in sports clothing while running into eachother >Oy vey.
Kikes are afraid of physical exercise as it naturally leads to people improving their physiques as well as sanitizing their minds. Team sports especially so, it destroys any false notion post-modernists and marxists try to push. They're afraid of competition.
Xavier Richardson
Yeah! Masculinity is actually gay! i wonder (((who))) could be behind this latest finding??
Thomas Butler
>Do you have BETTER evidence Better than what, no evidence at all?
Thomas Howard
what? what fucking nonsense is this? fucking retarded. ppl wanna make us all gay.so stupid.
they wanna have gay fucking fantasies about straight men. fucking sick
Gavin Wood
exactly.
exercise, men, and be straight. be masculine and strong. Lust for women, appreciate the natural gender dynamic and don't be afraid of romance- it is the wholesome empowering element of a relationship.
>WHAT? LARGE GROUPS OF MALES TEND TO THINK IN A MORE CONSERVATIVE WAY? >WHAT? MALES WHO LIFT AND ARE ACTIVE TEND TO BE CONSERVATIVE? >STOP BEING MASCULINE AND GROUPING TOGETHER WITH OTHER MEN, GOYIM, DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S GAY?
Connor Allen
Wtf? That's not how sports works outside of the US. We don't shower naked with other men
Alexander Clark
lol honestly. he's fucking sick for sure.
Luke Robinson
What do you think the odds are that this so called doctor is a faggot who's just fantasizing?
Colton Thompson
>psychoanalysts can’t into Aristocratic spirit
Ayden Kelly
what is the aristocratic spirit? i want to learn.
Jordan Wright
i always thought team sports players were gay. collectivist traits never lie
Nicholas Myers
It's on Sci-Hub.
Mason Bailey
>Canadian philosopher Dr. Brian Pronger philosopher, so his opinion is based on shit also start lifting faggot
James Robinson
then why don't wymen like sports
Oliver Wilson
I can't even get angry anymore, this is just sad to read.
Joshua Powell
Actually, Dr. Pronger discusses women's sports a bit in his essay.
>The homophobia of women’s competitive sport finds its expression in the repeated renunciation by athletes, coaches, and sport administrators that there is a significant lesbian presence in women’s sport. That homophobic culture of denial often ends in public purges of lesbian athletes and coaches and functions to prevent the implicit homoeroticism of women’s sport from becoming an explicit, indeed celebrated practice.
Camden Thompson
nothing wrong with having some fun in the gym showers with your bros . its only gay if you keep salking about it all day and make it a part of your identity , to most men its just harmless fun among friends . also >implying this dosnt apply to women also
Ryder Stewart
I think the odds are far higher that he is either a Marxist infiltrator or completely D E M O R A L I Z E D.
Jacob Kelly
easy for a soyboy to defend other soyboys by calling fit, prime men homosexual simply for being superior male specimens in comparison to low testosterone softcocks
Anthony Nelson
Agreed, soyboys have gotten so low now adays they make up excuses on the run. Listen OP, people don't play sports for your gay fantasy you fucking nigger, we play sports for fun and the feeling of competition. Fun it is to sack the quarterback in the backfield as a defense of backer, but so competitive that the quarterback starts to hate you for it. Fun when you make soyboy mcgee's track time look like a kangaroo without a tail, competitive when soyboy mcgee stops being soy and catches up. Anyone who tries to devalue sports has never been committed to a sport, or has actually played the sport correctly or at all. This means you Leaf. Sports are the man's way of entertaining himself, and the boys way of being raised right. KYS faggot OP.
Thomas Parker
Well I'm gay and played sports in school, and the aggression was my favorite part. You tell me senpai.
Henry Hall
As a soyboy twink who hates sports, I'd say this is accurate. Fucking strong athletic faggots.
Brayden Brown
well leaf can argue this that and whatever but at the end of the day - soyboy's wife is gonna fuck Chad on the side - and Chad didn't get a vasectomy - and Chad won't be stuck raising the kid - Chad wins.
Jaxon Thomas
John Hopoate
Zachary Jones
Golden fucking moment in rugby history
Noah Parker
Queer theory is the death pit of academia
>Deleuze and Guattari >Foucault >Habermas
This is how you know someone is so far up their own ass in critical theory they have nothing comprehensible to say.
Jacob Reed
SPANDEX IS HOMOEROTIC WHO KNEW
Nicholas Bennett
I wasn't born gay so I'm not gay.
Josiah Robinson
> Soygoys projecting this hard. Masculinity will survive the decadent times. It's funny as fuck watching men without physical prowess make excuses. There is no excuse - if you are without even a little bit of tone, you deserve to be shot.
Caleb Bennett
what did he do to that man mommy
Ayden Powell
How ? He is projecting. Yes, homos can do sports. No, doing sports is not a homo thing. Its healthy, it prevents ending as a blob of far ora soyboy faggot. Another great mind that " philosopher", with solid reasoning and proofs. Pffffff.
Joshua Johnson
>social scientist >social >scientist Gets me every time.
Camden Morales
>being competitive is gay
Thanks Dr. Bullshit.
Robert Miller
I find competitive sport to be a perfect time to beat those who can't surpass me and learn from those who do. Overall I think it's great for male bonding and also self confidence. I mostly play tennis, badminton and pool so no contact, but even then, it's all very manly and fun and I see those who would cast aspersions of homosexuality upon those male moments to be totally subversive and targeted for that loser attitude of always justifying their failures by criticizing winners.
Dominic Peterson
>canadian >pronger
Charles Perry
Exactly. Looking at the current state of /fit/ I am not surprised if there are people who lift or do other sports to attract fellow faggots, but there is nothing better than sport for fun and enjoyment. Might have already ended myself if I didn't visit the place, never started lifting and kept posting on /r9k/. Few things compare to enjoying a sport, getting noticeably better at it and getting the most out of your body. OP probably enjoys a life of vidya and degeneracy more. Let's see where that will bring him.
Camden Hall
It sure seems like it. Gotta admit though, the more hetero-manly something is, the more it's likely to be absolute candy for some homosexual dudes. I used to buy my breakfast from a giant dude who owned this milk bar in the city. Saw him one morning with bruises and abrasions on his face and wondered what the hell would hurt a guy this big. He was Ian Roberts, rugby player, massive faggot. He liked little blond skinny boys as his boyfriends. Try talking this soyboy/cuck bullshit around someone who is 196cm tall and 112kg. The guy probbaly pisses out more testosterone when he wakes up in the morning than you have in your whole family tree. TLDR OP queer theory stuff is dodgy as hell and not worth reading
Josiah Long
What sports do you play dutch bro? I play football if you couldnt tell, swim, wrestling, and maybe track/field if I am up for it. Also I lift weights if you count that as a sport. When I mean football I mean the obviously superior get hoes easily football.
Aaron Rodriguez
At the moment I only lift, but I have done judo for 5-6 years in the past and also did swim. Hope to get into something like boxing in the future and start swimming again.
Landon Long
>Fun it is to sack the quarterback in the backfield as a defense of backer, but so competitive that the quarterback starts to hate you for it.
This is so gay...
Jose Scott
>social '''scientist'''
Landon James
DO. NOT.ANSWER.OR.REPLY.
THIS IS A SHILL SAGE IN ALL FIELDS
Josiah Richardson
pretty sure male competitive nature is entirely driven by natural selection. yeah sure sports may be a fun outlet for those who already have homoerotic desires but unless the sport is contact wrestling this paper doesn't hold much credence.
