Why havent you?

why havent you started learning russian, to go join the russian military (yes they accept foreigners) and after three years earn citzenship to the white ethnostate, homeland that is russia?

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screw being a "chad" become a "dmitri" today

vodka and white women are waiting for you my friend!

Have you ever even been to Moscow ? More Muslims are popping up every day, the economy is (and has been for quite some time) turning sour. Besides that Russia is not as white as you may think.

A Ruski will never accept a forener who betrays their own country, even when high rankers flip the vet a pat on the back while they get laughed at by the Russians, and they do find out after they are drained like a lemon!

Russians will put you on the front, disposible stuff and laugh their behinds off do you not know this!

fight for the white russians and not the jews!

Russia is a nigger tier shithole, that's why.

Why? I already live in a shithole.

dont lie to yourself! fight for the white man, and serve your motherland that is russia!

And after you do that come to Moscow. I would meet you and laugh in your stupid face.

I'd rather not be canon fodder.

ah hey there my brother! much fun in russia isnt it!
we have lots of food and great alchol, everybody loves vodka! tell these people how great russia is brother

I've got you lad.
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ah typical russian bants, you guys do it the best!

Yeah I like them too.
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Holy fucking shit, Checked and keked.

>OPAH

MY FUCKING SIDES

Fuck off, we're full. There's only misery here, don't come.

join the army and prevent this my friend.

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How much longer until Putin is declared Tsar and given absolute rule?

I'm a reservist in a NATO army, pretty sure I'd end up in the gulag if I tried something like that.

>russia
>white ethnostate
Im not literally retarded.

I see strong young soldiers in the making.

>dumb american commie teens think Russia is glorious motherland and Putin is the savior of the white race

Russia is a 3rd world shithole. The only decent places are Moscow and St. Petersburg, the other 99% of the land is drunk bydlo feeding said cities.

You little white soyboys are better off living in suburbia playing Nintendo Switch and shitposting on Sup Forums.

Considering your flag, I extremly doubt that.

Ok. How do we apply...............

very easy friend, details online, just look up join russian military as a foreigner

>yes they accept foreigners
lie

Fuck Russia
Russia is not white

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OK, if I join Vlad Army, will I get Russian QT?

We just stopped bringing shithole country people to the US, so let's offer new visas available to Russians to come to the U.S. and teach Russian

>muh whide ednosdade

yes they do my friend.

come Russia and suffer with us in eternal struggle of Russian man against his own government
we're waiting

yes you will! apply today!

It's a pretty horrendous sounding language desu and Russia isn't that great. Roads are shit outside of cities.

Just being foreign gets Russian QTs.

t. Foreigner.

I'll do it but in return you return kaliningrad back to germany

>white ethnostate
yeah nah

Only for nigas where we have our base

kys shill
Well let's see:
Russia:
> Corrupt as shit
> Wages are shit
> Most people unironically long for communism
> Women turn into babushkas at age 28
> Everyone drinks cheap vodka constantly because of the above

USA:
> In-n-out burger
> Guns
> Massive Rome-tier wealth
> Relatively safe
> Tech jobs make $$$$
> Happy culture
> Surfing
> Strongest military

Welp, looks like the shill needs to find an easier job for his soft noggin.

haha no friend you're very wrong, come to russia and fins out for yourself!

>It's a pretty horrendous sounding language desu
The fuck are you on about

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The problems run much deeper than Russians vs government. The Russian mentality itself is working against your happiness.

All Russians take two salaries. Why would politicians be any different? Of course they're stealing money from you. You're stealing money from the government, it's Russians behaving like Russians, that's all.

The two biggest problems with the Russian character are:

If you are not blood related, you don't exist to them. They are entirely self interested and focus only on what benefits themselves and/or only those people closest to them. It's not that they don't care about others, it's more like they don't even register that other people exist. There is no such thing as "for the greater good", only "this benefits me today".

No empathy. Russians don't seem capable of looking at a situation from another person's point of view. The only world-view is their own.

Bonus trivia: sarcasm completely baffles them because they are deaf to subtle intonations in language. I've also never met a Russian who could identify accents. They can't tell a Londoner from a hillbilly from a Scot from a New Zealander.

VERY VERY VERY BAD GOY! STOP! WE NEED MORE FRONT LINERS FOR THE UP AND COMING WAR, BAD GOY, BAD GOY !!!, AND NOW YOU HAVE BLOWN MY COVER, TO HELL WITH YOU

Is this peak slampig technology?

But apart from that, the social values are better than the west. Homos keep their private business private, no trannies, they know Muslims are terrorists and there's no controversy in saying so. They love their culture, they all read their classics, they love their theatre and ballet, they're proud of their history and they celebrate gender differences. Russia is the only place I've been where there is a man's day to celebrate and be grateful towards men. Everywhere else it's only women's day and scoffing at the suggestion that men should have a day too.

should of said that earlier friend, im probably going to lose my job if they find this post

>> Corrupt as shit
>> Wages are shit
True
>> Most people unironically long for communism
False
USSR is a part of Russian history
They have every right to be proud of it
>> Women turn into babushkas at age 28
False
>> Everyone drinks cheap vodka constantly because of the above
False

Looks like someone has never actually been to Russia

>USA:
>> In-n-out burger
>> Guns
XD Hey lads, we have got stereotypical, dumb American over here
>> Massive Rome-tier wealth
XDD
>> Relatively safe
XDDDDD
>> Tech jobs make $$$$
XDDDDDDDDDDD
>> Happy culture
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>USA
>CULTURE
AHAHAHAHAHA
>> Surfing
Is this even an argument?
>> Strongest military
>lost against farmers

youtube.com/watch?v=DtT62uw2LGE

>> Most people unironically long for communism
>False
levada.ru/2017/06/26/vydayushhiesya-lyudi/
Interview. Name ten the most outstanding people?
Stalin - first place, 38%

>Everyone drinks cheap vodka constantly because of the above
>False
Yeah they drink even worse shit. Pic related.

based pol bro at it again, might save me my job, thanks lad

>the white ethnostate, homeland that is russia?

The |state| of morons on Sup Forums

Do you know how gay and rapey the russian military is? YOu can start stretching your anus already you naive faggot.

Well, I'm learning Russian but fuck all that other shit, I have a homeland.

whats that on the picture?

What is worst: French Foreign Legion or Russian Foreign Legion?

Well
After all Stalin saved Russia -- and all Slavs, when you think about it -- from autistic Germans
He deserves a credit for this, at least.

>That surprise death ending

FFL is not bad
It just requires a very high level of discipline

And not everyone can serve in RFL
Your average Kiwi, American or Anglo would not be allowed into RFL
And RFL has worse conditions and equipment than FFL

Boyarishnik.

What the fuck. A fucking polak defending Stalin.

>Russia
>White ethnostate
This is the power of PIDF. +15

Should slavs be considered white?

What the fuck is going on here?
And trust me, I've seen similar things happen here between Anglos.

Some of them, for sure.

I am a realist
And I would rather live under Stalin than Hitler
>Polish deathtoll under nazism
~7mln
>Polish deathtoll under communism
~20k
>Pol will defend nazism
really makes you think

Russia is diverse as fuck.
We have roaches from caucasus, semites from central asia and eastern asians from asia.
The only reason nobody is talking about is because there's no divercity programs, it's natural from massive expansions and assimilating natives when grabbing their land.

>Russian QTs
you mean the sillicone filled gold digger?

It's a medical balm that contains alcohol. Cheap as dirt. Used by alcoholics in the same way junkies drink cough syrups.
There already are several dozens of people who died after consuming it in large quantities.

>why havent you started learning russian
I have

>, to go join the russian military
Kys

Did she die?

Because I don't want to live in a shithole

I hope she did.
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literally this.
Though I think the only hope for us is to dismantle all the governments in this world. Whether by eternal murder of politicians or by making every home autonomous, producing its own air, water and food, and clothes too. (was it commies who fucked me up to this commie way or is it real?)

More like libertarian.

I dont need to join, i can at home until they invade and then kill me in 10 years