Well, Sup Forums? Do you meet the criteria?

Well, Sup Forums? Do you meet the criteria?

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don't give a fuck about entitled bitches, ignore

Third point "or" not "and". What a fucking bigot.
Would make date and stand it up.

>you cannot suggest in any that i change my looks or lose weight
Whale detected.

Demands irrelevant, she could have none and still would be alone.

Yeah, but how fat is she?

>You are not allowed to question how much or what I eat.

GEE I WONDER IF THIS PERSON IS OVERWEIGHT.

She meets all criteria of a person I would pay to commit suicide.

This.

Picture now.

I sometimes wonder if fat chicks throw up so many ridiculous demands to just associate with them because they want it to look like their high standards are why they're alone and it's got nothing to do with them being fat and unattractive

Begone fat thot.

I have a job, thats about it

kek

Apparent source: yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/

Not sure if satire yet.


>Okay, so I’ve had people question what I would offer in a relationship, so here it is

My activism will help you be more open-minded and a better global citizen
I am very sexually attractive and I know just how to make you feel good.
I have diverse friends that can help you know your privilege among others
I am an intersectional feminist and my goal is to eradicate sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, fatphobia,classism, islamophobia, anti-semetism, and white supremacy. Us both being intersectional feminists will help the world be a better place
My activism will keep things interesting and we will always have something to talk about
I look good with and without makeup
I practice basic hygiene ( I know I refused to wear deodorant for a month, but that was part of my activism. Normally, I wear deodorant)
My body is beautiful and you will think so too
I know how to bake cookies and I can make a really good mac and cheese
Whenever you want sex, I’ll try my best to please you
I can dance really well and we can go out dancing together
I can sing as well
I am excellent to cuddle with
I keep up with current events and pop culture, so we will have even more to talk about
I will let you know about my internet searches in case you were worried about me cheating on you
I’m super loyal and honest about what I do
I’m body positive so I will never make you feel bad about your body
I will always find you attractive
I really like Harry Potter and Star Wars (especially the sequels)
I am open to whatever kinks you have and am willing to try at least once
I look amazing with or without clothes
I have no stds and have birth control if you worry about all the sex we’re going to have
I have a nice smile
I am someone that would be okay around your family
My activism will make you happy

Don't miss the part where she gives you good reasons to date her:

yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/post/169484519989

"Cletus, we just found Bessie. Go bring her back to the barn son!"

yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/post/169552546804/how-to-be-openly-fat-dress-however-you-want-there

>Health is a social construct

Is death a social construct too?

I'm wouldn't even read the entire first sentence for that cunt.

I have non-white friends soooooo, 1 out of all

>you must be an ally to all marginalized groups
>you cannot be a fan of problematic people

Bitch, you must love me no matter what I do with my life

>I practice basic hygiene ( I know I refused to wear deodorant for a month, but that was part of my activism. Normally, I wear deodorant)
>Whenever you want sex, I’ll try my best to please you
>I will let you know about my internet searches in case you were worried about me cheating on you
>I am open to whatever kinks you have and am willing to try at least once
>I have no stds and have birth control if you worry about all the sex we’re going to have

Holy fuck this cow is desperate.

Fail

She's SO FAT, her blood type is Butter Positive.

Throw IT in the bin.

sign here, there. now you can play call of duty

I would assume those requirements, be the perfect man for her, then slowly redpill her in subtle but powerful ways, she uses the same energy but in right wing causes, Then I break her heart by finding a black woman, then she transforms into a racist

>only 80% required
>do all of this except be a neo-nazi alt-right white supremacist trump supporting kkk member who is both anti-blm and anti-islam

she should just date a dildo

>My activism will keep things interesting and we will always have something to talk about

I already want to kill myself.

Have fun growing old alone and dying.

Give us a pic, she might be worth taming.

So you want to fuck a woman whose had 20 niggers in her and then leave her for a nigger bitch whose had 50 niggers in her? That's showing her.

This is known as the "THEY CAN'T REJECT ME IF I PRE-EMPTIVELY REJECT ALL OF HUMANITY FIRST!!" psychological defense mechanism.

>yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/

Reasonably sure it's not satire, just a sad, lonely, probably-borderline-retarded hamplanet desperately trying to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay via sjwism.

>Health is a social construct

>Armpit hair is not a bad thing.

>Fight the pink tax! Don’t wear deodorant!

>Squishy rolls all over your body are cute. Your squishy rolls deserve lovies today. Do this by massaging your rolls and giving them lovies. Everyone’s rolls are beautiful and deserve lovies.

>If your body wants food, then eat it. There should be no shame in intuitive eating.

>There is no such thing as being overweight. Whatever weight you are, is what you are meant to be, since it is all genetic.

>Your body deserves pleasure no matter what size or shape it is.

>All bodies look good naked. This is not up for debate.

>It’s okay to be sleepy and not want to move around that much. Sleep the day away if you need to. Your body needs sleep and rest. There should be no shame in wanting to rest your body.

>When poc say they hate white people, they are expressing frustration from living in a white supremacist society. Don’t take it personally. If you are white and say you hate poc, you come from a place of more power and you encourage violence. Context matters. As such, poc cannot be racist because the systems they live in don’t allow them to hurt white people.

>Examples of everyday fatphobia
>Refusing to date someone based on their weight
>Assuming fat people eat too much food.
>Not wanting to have sex with a fat person on the basis of their weight

>Health is not determined by your weight, gender, sexual orientation, race or creed. Health is about how you feel. If you feel good, then you are healthy. It’s as simple as that.

You missed the point, cretin

Twitter account: twitter.com/fatfemfriend

Looks like just a mirror of the tumblr though.

>no pics
They still haven't made a good enough fish-eye lens, huh?

>You are not allowd to do ...
>You must love me for whatever I do
>Implying that there are men interested in her other than Asian whalehunters

Aye, the point got sucked into a nigger hole.

these people are disgusting on the outside and on the inside

yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/post/166929548829/lewd-robot69-yourfatfeministfriend-there-are

> I recently weighed myself and I am a solid 220 pounds at a 5’1” height. My blood work and my joints are fine. I’m a functioning member of society with my activism and I have an active social life. I exercise regularly and eat intuitively. I tried “losing weight” but as I have mentioned many times, I was miserable. I’m happy at the weight I am now and I feel good and that is what matters. I’m not diabetic either, in case you’re wondering. My body is my choice and you should stop telling me what to think. I suggest you stop trying to argue with me because my experience trumps all science and cannot be tested in a lab.

Health is a social construct? Is death also a social construct?

>my experience trumps all science
Literally anecdotal evidence fallacy

>What you should and shouldn’t wear this Halloween
>No dressing up as a police officer or someone in the military because this would be traumatic for poc

Why isn't poc/pocs/pox already a racial slur?

yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/post/166802233134
>Yesterday I had to go to the doctors to renew a prescription for anti anxiety medication. I was told by the nurse practitioner to lose weight and he also said that eating healthier and exercising would also help my anxiety levels. I told him that I was naturally fat and that weight does not determine health. After, he started to LAUGH AT ME!! I couldn’t believe that someone in the medical field would treat my ideas with such behavior. I didn’t know if it was because of his sexism or fatphobia, but I had to refrain from getting too angry. I brought up of how there are studies and writings out there that show that being fat is okay. I told him about Linda Bacon, Regan Chatsin, and Whitney Way Thore. All those people were proof that weight is genetic and is not impacted by the environment in which you live. As a retort, he brought up the fatphobic and sexist BMI charts and asked me if I have read any “peer reviewed” studies about weight and health.I said no and that peer review is just a way to shut down conversion and invalidate marginalized groups because peer reviewed studies are dominated by white men. I thought I made a good case for myself, but instead, he gave me some reading to do on weight and relations to health. I know I’m right about the rampant fatphobia and sexism in the medical industry so I didn’t read it because I would be giving in to what society wants of me. He wrote me a three month perscription and then said I should consider losing weight. By now I was getting really angry so I got in my car and started to cry about how fatphobic and sexist the nurse practitioner was with me.

Death is leveling up.

I meet literally none of these requirements top fucking pip

If I had seen this in summer I would have met the job requirement but that's the only one.

How the fuck is GTA a problematic video game?

>PSA: if you don’t find fat people attractive or sexy then you are fatphobic
NEXT POST
>I need to mention that this post does not apply to ace people since they lack attraction to anyone in that way. It was an oversight on my part and I’m sorry for all those that took this the wrong way. My main goal is to eliminate all fatphobia in all aspects of life, but in doing that, I overstepped my boundaries. Thanks to all that have helped me become a better intersectional feminist by letting me know of my problematic behavior! That being said, for all non ace people, you should still consider that having preferences for non fat people hurts the fat community and makes it harder for people like myself to find acceptance.

>Fat people are a marginalized group and it is like having a race preference when dating. You are a racist if you refuse to date all black people just as you are fatphobic for refusing to date all fat people.

>Chubby and saggy buns are so cute! Wear something to show off your beauties and give your body lots of lovies for what it does for you!

>Chubby and squishy legs are beautiful and help you survive. Give lovies and kissies to your squishy legs.

>Thighs, arms, and tummies are meant to be jiggly. The more jiggly you are, the more nutrition you are getting.

It’s a list of all the things her subconscious mind desperately wants, now that she sees what her self-determination has wrought.

yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/post/169455185929/c-hthemap-zcoffee-worldz
>It gives you points for raping and killing prostitutes and it teaches toxic masculinity. Not to mention all the gun violence involved. If any man has respect for a woman, he should not play games like that.

Guys, I am going to run the numbers and calculate the number of possible people she could date.

so basically, he she it wants a neutered playmate / slave.

my response, take a long walk on a short pier in a force 5 huricane bitch!

Even a cat couldn't meet those criteria. Its going to take a house FULL of cats.

Oh for fucks sake. How does she even come to these conclusions? I can't even fathom how someone gets so brainwashed.

Is this a troll account? I know women are vile but you can not be this fucking demanding even if you are a rich 10/10 who had some magic blood pact that she would be loyal if you met all the requirements.

Post her face and/or body you muppet. I wanna see the goddess for which I'll change my entire life completely

She wants dick 5 times a week though, so she doesn't want a neutered guy. She wants a soft numale with a big dick and active sex drive.

yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/post/165747294749/how-is-health-a-social-construct

>What we define as “health” was decided by cis straight white men and what is considered proper medical care is a very white thing. As such, in other places such as some parts of Africa as well as places in the Caribbean and the pacific islands find fatness not only healthy, but attractive and desirable. Our definition of what is “healthy” in the US is inherently fatphobic, racist and sexist because minority groups and women get unfairly targeted by mostly white male doctors. “Health” today is also classist, homophobic and transphobic as well for denying poor, gay and trans folk the proper care they need. So far, “healthcare” is focused on fat people like me and I have no medical issues at all that would indicate that I am less “healthy” than a thin person. Until the “healthcare” industry gets past its fatphobia, homophobia, classism, racism and transphobia, health will be a social construct because we cannot socially see past certain people yet and we are denying other ways of being healthy

only one i meet is regular hygiene
also post a pic of her

>late at night I get in a philosophical mood and practically turn into a less problematic version of Plato.

>Biological sex is a social construct because you cannot tell by looking at someone if they have XX or XY chromosomes.

>Your body is meant to jiggle a lot. It means you are getting the nourishment you need.

>I actually did attempt to lose weight a year or so ago. I lost ten pounds but I felt horrible, I was dizzy and hungry all the time and I had an unhealthy obsession with counting every single calorie I ate. I did not feel healthy at all. Once I returned back to what I was doing before, I felt a lot better and I put the weight I was always meant to have back on. I will always be naturally fat and I feel better now than when I was trying to “lose weight”. I also have no health problems at all and I am just as capable as a thin person at doing physical tasks. This is why health is a social construct.

sorry, but i think the only males she likely to get are bob and company.

as in BatteryOperatedBoyfriend's

>must not be neo-Nazi
>must not be alt-right
>must not be white supremacist
>must not be Trump supporter
>must not be a KKK member
>must not be anti-Islam
>must not be anti-BLM
>must be a politically active democrat
>must be politically correct
>no ableism
>no racism
>no microaggressions
>cannot like problematic people
Estimate: 15% of the world, 3 in 20
>must acknowledge privilege
Estimate: 20% of the world, 1 in 5
>must have diverse friends
Estimate: 95% of the world, 19 in 20
>must ally to all marginalized groups
Estimate: 80% of the world, 4 in 5
>cannot speak over or gaslight
>cannot question spending habits
Estimate: 50% of the world, 1 in 2
>no sexism
Estimate: 30% of the world, 3 in 10
>must be an ally the fat acceptance movement
Estimate: 1% of the world, 1 in 100
>cannot suggest change of looks or weight
Estimate: 20% of the world, 1 in 5
>must report about Internet searches
>can not use incognito
Estimate: 1% of the world, 1 in 100
>must take out to dinner weekly
Estimate: 50% of the world, 1 in 2
>must pay for activism funds
Estimate: 5% of the world, 1 in 20
>cannot call one babe or honey
Estimate: 95% of the world, 19 in 20
>must have sex five times a week
Estimate: 99% of the world, 99 in 100
>must keep up with tv shows
Estimate: 10% of the world, 1 in 10
>must be a Star Wars/Harry Potter fan
Estimate: 5% of the world, 1 in 20
>can be any body type
>must be open to certain kinks or not like them
>must massage three times a week
We can ignore this
>must have a job
92.7% of the world has a job
>must assist in protests
Estimate: 20% of the world, 1 in 5
>cannot question eating habits
>my body my choice
Estimate: 70% of the world, 7 in 10
>must practice basic hygiene
Estimate: 60% of the world, 3 in 5
>must like Beyonce
Estimate: 1% of the world, 1 in 100
>cannot play problematic vidya
Estimate: 80% of the world, 4 in 5
>must love no matter what
Estimate: 30% of the world, 3 in 10 (realistically, 0%)

After multiply all odds and the employment rate, we get:
324224208 in 215749730312837108953614
Which is equal to 1 in 0.00000000000000150277920408
Which means that this woman's perfect date comes along once in every...665,433,749,206,158 people

>tfw born in wrong generation

Now, she did say that if the date qualifies for 80% of that list, she would CONSIDER dating. There are 38 bullet points on that list. We can see the best possible chances that she may have by taking the 31 most likely odds. This means that we can scrap:
>ally in fat acceptance
>can not use incognito
>must report Internet searches
>must like Beyonce
>must like Star Wars and Harry Potter
>must pay for activism funds
>must keep up with TV shows

>Your body is your own entirely. Nobody should be telling you what to do with your body. Yes, this includes doctors.

>youtube.com/watch?v=luA7xbmxFE8

>I have always naturally been fat so whatever I eat won’t change my weight. Over time, I have become I unafriad of eating a burger or pizza in public.

>Being openly fat has also contributed to weight discrimination I get at the doctors office. Every time I go to the doctor to get a perscription for something like strep throat, I get told to lose weight. It annoys me how fatphobic some doctors are because skinny people get sick too with the same things I get and they never get told to lose weight. The doctors also tell me that I might not get sick as often if I lost weight, but since I’m naturally fat, losing weight will never happen.

>There is no wrong way to have a body.
wut

>Scars and stretch marks are found on everyone. They are only signs of growing and living on this earth. Embrace these things instead of hiding them.

>Saggy breasts are beautiful!

>Perks that you get if you are worthy enough to date me:
>5. I am very loyal, but if I’m unhappy about our relationship I will tell you. If I find someone better I will tell you and then break up with you. I do not cheat on people

>Most plus size models we see are conventionally attractive and seem to always have the hourglass body fat distribution. Most plus size women don’t look like the models that are wearing the clothes in advertisements so it makes people like me feel bad. I want to see more plus size models that actually look like me. I want to see large stomachs, small flabby breasts, and cellulite.

>I will not lose weight
>No porn for you

thats just selfish

This, as such, means that we divide 215749730312837108953614 by 4000000000, which gives us 53937432578209
The new odds are now 324224208 in 53937432578209, which means that a date that she can consider will come around every...166,358 people. This means that, with a current population of 7.6 billion people, she'd be lucky to get as many as 45685 people worthy of dating her.

Found the *old* list

yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/post/163353056509/expanded-list-of-dating-requirements

Expanded list of dating requirements

* have to have a job that pays more than minimum wage
*have to be skinnier than me for sex because two fat people would make it impossible
*must give me massages daily
* you must ask before you kiss me
* must compliment me for something other than my appearance weekly
* you can’t be a mouth breather
* the only form of pornography you will have are pictures and videos of me because I don’t want you leaving me for another woman
* I will do the same for you in regards to pornography as well
* you will allow me to look at your internet history and give me all your passwords because I want to make sure you are absolutely devoted to me
* you can look at my stuff too online but you can’t judge me the same way because you have male privilege and I don’t
*you can’t refer to me as ‘babe’ because it is too reminiscent of catcalling
* you cannot police what I eat. My body, my rules
* you must be able to draw well enough so you can draw me naked (like in the Titanic movie)
* you cannot question my decision making skills at anytime because it is gaslighting
* you are not allowed to point out any other person that is good looking because I will think you prefer their looks over mine
* you must make friends with people of different backgrounds because I want you to be aware of your privilege as much as possible
* you must know my favorite foods and be willing to eat them often with me. These foods include macaroni and cheese, Hawaiian pizza, grilled salmon, and sweet potato fries.
* if you are able to accomplish at least 50% of this list consistently I will allow you to have sex with me 4 times a week ( I can do more, but you have to prove your faithfulness to me first)
* if we argue, you only get sex 2 times a week

>eat intuitively
I gorge myself on Oreo and ice cream because my cis male cats are bigots and don’t respond to my affection.

How is she still single? I’m at a loss.

I qualify for one. I'm an any body type.

*meat

>If you use incognito on any device, for any reason, I will dump you
>"use incognito"

I actually tick 15 out of 39 boxes, and considering I think she's likely a repulsive nigger-loving Islam-enabling fat fuck that means it's a shit list.

>I can make a really good mac and cheese
well sign me up

Being generous, I pass 10 of the 30/38 required points

I'm perfect for her.

I bet shes a land whale. What the fuck is an intersectional feminist? These retards just make shit up

What is thin privilege?
*thin privilege is being able to shop at most stores without worrying if you will fit into the clothing
*thin privilege is not having people hang around you more so they feel less fat by comparison
*thin privilege is being able to ride roller coasters because engineering isn’t good enough yet to accommodate fat people
*thin privilege is only needing to buy one seat on a plane
*thin privilege is not being fetishized due to weight
*thin privilege is not having diet culture thrust upon you

you have a failed logic error. only .1% of those are in her state and only 6% are within the continental us.

She is gonna die a fat lonely whore

My favorite things
Favorite color: hot pink
Favorite show: adventure time
Favorite song: Waterfalls by TLC
Favorite band: My Chemical Romance
Favorite aesthetics: pastels, florals and goth
Favorite food: macaroni and cheese with bacon and caramelized onions
Favorite movie: Mean Girls
Favorite celebrities: Marilyn Monroe, Gerard Way, Ashley Graham and Tess Holiday
Favorite facial feature I have: my nose! It’s so cute!
Favorite pastimes: activism, feminism, baking, fashion, tv watching, reading, listening to music, swimming and walking
Favorite jelly belly flavor: buttered popcorn
Favorite politicians: Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Barack Obama,and Maxine Waters
Favorite food from a chain restaurant: Avocado egg rolls from the Cheesecake Factory
Favorite feminists: Riley Dennis, Kat Blaque, Franchesca Ramsey, Janet Mock and Beyoncé

>I bet shes a land whale.
>I am a solid 220 pounds at a 5’1” height.

WTF am I looking at OP?

>She is gonna die a fat lonely whore
with her vibrator collection, wishing and hoping she'd been blacked!

>Latinx
>x
Explain

>Not allowed incognito mode

Why?

And what a surprise, they're a stah wahs and hawwy pottah fan

I was doing fine until the Beyonce part. #foreveralone

>I am a solid 220 pounds at a 5’1” height.

omg do you get aROUND much? short and fat, could roll her anywhere. i guess sideways through the door?

The tranny movement.
Latina or Latino is transphobic now.
Seriously.

I'm pretty sure it's a gender neutral form of the word made up by SJW.

>You cannot be a Nazi
stopped reading there.

Well, I like Harry Potter. So I'm 1/2 out of 50.

I don't think I meet a single criteria, except that I have a body type.

>Cannot use incognito mode
How the fuck would she know?

Regular American autism, don't worry about it

stopped reading after #2.
Already failed.

This thing is not human. There is no one alive that would fulfill these conditions.

she is going to be alone her entire life.
except for her dog which she fucks.

>have fat friends
>i go out to dinner approximately once a week
>can have sex 5x/week
>have any body type
>open to certain kinks
>have job
>don't mind beyonce
7/38 tfw no obese feminazi waifu

You people laugh at her demands, but if you were to make your own list of demands for women you would find you'll be forever alone, too
kek

> You must have friends

Welp I lose

>Health is a social construct
>*dies*