ITT Anime that could be solved by mundane means

I'll start
>take landlord to court for breach of tenancy contract

Burn the book

Getting in the robot.

Just stop feeding Shinobu.

There's this weird disconnect of what I imagine a Natsume Yuujinchou fan to be like, and my image of someone that would think to suggest that.

OP said to solve the problem in a mundane and simple way, not the right way.

Confess to sensei right fucking now. After he breaks your heart, your lesbian friend can comfort you.

Either he gets arrested or he fails to become a teacher due to a lack of qualifications. Possibly both.

Get these kids professional help, depression is a serious mental illness that can't just be solved with love and friendship.

Assassinate the most likely suspects and see if the killings stop.

Then Araragi dies at the end of Bake. He probably doesn't survive Neko Kuro either.

Just mug Ulith for Tama.

That's not a mundane solution.

Or for light's version at any point in the story: Kill outside of tokyo, for fucks sake. or just stop killing where you live. or just stop killing.

No, that's not the mundane solution.

The mundane solution is to not play. Playing Wixoss is completely optional, the only reason there's any plot after it's revealed that you get jack shit for winning is because none of the main characters have any backbone and are incredibly easily convinced to keep playing.

Most of the second half of season 1 is:
"hey play wixoss with me"
"no"
"do it"
"no"
"do it"
"oh alright OH NO I'M SUFFERING NOW".

Or maybe don't pick up a random notebook off the ground in the first place.

But Wixoss is fun to play

>SAY GOODBYE TO EXODIA!

>How to successfully advertise a card game
>Step one: don't explain the rules

>Most anime
>Just confess/tell the truth/explain the misunderstanding

You know this to be true.

Why wasn't she in a deaf school to begin with?

>Went from cutie with short hair to generic looking girl
Not okay

>inuyasha
>bee and wasp spray from walmart

>Playing Wixoss is completely optional
Well, until Lostorage it is.

You don't even need the robots at all.
Just stuff the albino and the briefcase into the giant bitch in the basement
Full disclosure the likelihood for human extinction skyrockets when using this method but it still works

Why couldn't they just burn the jewel again with another dead person's body?

Give Esudesu the dick. Literally solves everything.

Give Satania complete power over the world

>Mundane

>take landlord to court for breach of tenancy
contract
Would you really waste time and money to prove that a ghost, aliens, mole people, and a crazed cosplayer are tenants the landlord has?

Just stick to paizuri and oral.