Almost got Nicked by TV Licensing

>Live in the UK
>Use my TV only for vidya with my switch and ps4
>One normal day the police show up with some guy in a white t-shirt
>They demand, not ask, DEMAND to look into my home for televisions
>Say I use it only for videogames
>They do not believe me and demand my TV license
>A fucking TV LICENSE
>I insist and show them my consoles
>They don't care and want to fine me
>More cops show up in my place
>It turns into a heated argument
>Almost get arrested OVER A FUCKING TELEVISION I OWN
I just want to be autistic and play videogames in my home alone.

All of the old fishmongers and butchers are gone, replaced by turkish barbers and Halal food shops. everyone dresses and speaks like a nigger, i cannot understand my own generation anymore.
English has been replaced by a jamaican patois, grime is the most popular genre of music, everyone aspires to be black

help. please fucking help. come to our aid.... please, just do something. do anything. we don't have much longer left. the call to prayer gets louder every day there are odious bearded men on the corners of every street and they patrol in their cars the roads at all hours. we're running out of time. we're being destroyed and soon all will be lost
help. please.

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Stop fearing reprecussions and stop fearing the state and YOU do something. You are dying in a hell hole. Its YOUR choice whether that death means something, or your death means being pulled into the ground by dark hands.

wait, tv license isn't a joke?

>be making packed lunches for me misses and me for work
>oi luv these apples are a bit hard to cut with this here butter knife, got anything sharper
>she digs through the drawers and finds an ancient sharp steel knife, pre new labour
>cor blimey that ones sharp, thattl do love
>here a knock at the door
>OI, STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>u wot m8
>break the law on MY watch? I'm confiscating your knife and hauling you off to the slammer
>bloody hell
>got anything to say mate?
>well its just an old knife i dont think it will cause any h-
>THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

Dont let them in. they can not enter your property without permission. stand your ground and say no.

UK disgusts me. You've got to pay a license for your brainwashing.
>please fucking help. come to our aid....
HELP YOURSELF. THE BEST I CAN DO IS SELL YOU A FREEDOM ROPE.

You live in a scum town. Police need a warrant.

Sorry mate, the ship has sailed. You learn the Koran and I’ll learn mandarin.

>it’s the role of the police to enforce the TV licence
Retard.
Also you spelled licence wrong, proxy shart.
2/10: I replied.

No one will help you. If you don't do it yourself, no one else will. This is the most important lesson in life. No one will ever come to your aid. There is no rescue.

they gotta get that refugee money somehow. cough it up goy boy

It's so hard for me to even believe this is real. By no means calling you a liar, it's just an incredibly foreign concept to me.

I remember my fathers tricks, but now the tax is mandatory, even if you have no TV or radio here in Germany.

no it's not
and his story is plausible because they actually pressure people often and post shit like pic related all over the place

the joys of socialism

afraid bbc is government backed scum who put the onus on you to bend over and take it while ignoring that it should be on them to prove it, not you to prove the negative, but they are above the law because... there is no because.

>tv licensing
>even answering the door

lolfag

It's used to fund the BBC

Why are you posting bot memes if you actually care about or value anything?

>ever answering the door for any reason when police are knocking

If they want you bad enough they’ll come in anyway.

Fucking hell. There would be riots over this shit here.

>everyone dresses and speaks like a nigger, i cannot understand my own generation anymore.
>English has been replaced by a jamaican patois, grime is the most popular genre of music, everyone aspires to be black
>help. please fucking help. come to our aid.... please, just do something
I know that feel too well

true

this this cannot even be real. what in the holy everloving 1985 diabolical fuck.

The licence fee is tyranny because there is no "unsubscribe" option even nominally available. It should either be called a tax or just abolished.

Same here in Sup Forumsand

Anyone watching or recording live TV broadcasts needs to have a TV licence – no matter what they're watching it on – or they could get a hefty fine.
That means watching on a phone, laptop or tablet still counts as long as it's broadcast.

Our country's history and culture are rapidly being erased. We are being completely and utterly destroyed culturally and demographically. The average Anglo has become abysmally stupid. the public narrative is controlled by the BBC and other assorted 'media' institutions.

there are mosques everywhere, I'm the last white person on my street we've been replaced by nigerians and pakistanis.

OP is fake, subtly demoralizing you all, which is part of the overall problem described in the OP, which is in fact real and demoralizing, and which is FOR THAT REASON being exploited by the nonstop propaganda machinery afflicting this board and sapping and disrupting it in every possible way it can think of, every fucking day.

>what in the holy everloving 1985 diabolical fuck.
you haven't seen the eyes over London bus advert?

>Demoralising me
Nope. This only makes me angrier and more likely to rebel.

I dont think there would be. Anything can be normalized. People KNOW most social networking sites are honeypots being recorded by NGOs and government entities. They don't care.

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> (OP)
There is literally nothing wrong with the TV license.

I have an interview for a cutlery inspector apprenticeship in dartford next week. I laughed when I learned I'd been invited for it since Sup Forums always takes the piss out of the job.

This one?

>There is nothing wrong with a propoganda machine you are forced to pay for

If you really think that you should just hang yourself

m-m-muh shills

But there is not a single real constructive thread. And your "rebellion" will probably be an incitement to some idiotic and counterproductive violence, which is another angle the propaganda leads into whenever appropriate.
Thread after thread just moaning about shit is pure death. It goes nowhere. But as a style, it is so ambiguous as to being fake or real, that it can fill up the board, turn it into a vast pool of hopeless faggoty misery, and yet not reveal itself as completely propaganda-dominated.

You do a good job, mate. I like the films and drama series made by the BBC. Channel 4 is worse, but watchable sometimes. Thanks for funding.

I have a pile of 50 threatening letters, they've opened an investigation
I have given up the BBC and TV entirely.
I never respond to letters because those letters are sent by a private company and I am under no obligation to do unsolicited business with a private company, if you respond, they have your name and you have in effect entered into some kind of relationship.
I don't answer my door because anyone I want to see has my mobi number.

The BBC disgust me, fake news, pedos and propaganda and high pressure sales tactics enforced by police officers

It's fucking disgusting
I don't get netflix at my door or sending threatening letters plus it's the current fucking year why would I watch bullshit TV when I can kek at Don Sargone
Sick of it

Don Sargone reveals his new Liberalist manifesto to his devoted followers
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Did they have a warrant?

You can call up and tell them you revoke their implied right of access indefinitely and want it in black and white, on paper from them to show that they understand. Also put a sign near the door which says you don't answer unsolicited callers.

They still need proof of you watching live broadcasts considering you let the fuckers in. Do you use the BBC website whilst logged into their services or using their featured articles which ask for your postcode to tell you how polluted your area is?
They're sneaky bastards

where you live friend?

sounds like the enoch powell speech

>fags like this are the reason bongs are fucking doomed

Literally no humans post these revolting "memes" at all. Just saying.

>All of the old fishmongers and butchers are gone, replaced by turkish barbers and Halal food shops. everyone dresses and speaks like a nigger, i cannot understand my own generation anymore

North London its just terrible here, we had a few Indians running corner shops, but over the last ten years every shop is now run by some foreigner

Possibly, similar sentiment was posted on brit/pol/ yesterday.

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cunt

Why enter into conversation with them in the first place user? You are not in any way obliged to answer the door and if you did you are not obliged to speak to them in any way. They have no rights to enter your property without a warrent.

'Do you have a TV?'

'No. I am very busy and do not have time to enter in to a conversation with you. Now if you will excuse me I wish to go about my lawful business. Goodbye.'

Next time dont answer the door user.

When you're fighting against 1984 all you've got is violence.

Make ready for the inevitable storm. Build yourself and your strength, learn skills that will be of use, make friends and build relationships you will be able to rely on. It is what we all must do.

Remember, as long as another Englishman stands and breathes you are not alone, you will never be alone.

God bless you and keep you user.

>watch the electric Jew or else, goy

So even if you don't watch network television you still have to pay for a fucking license? Why do you guys allow this shit?

GCHQNIGGER FUCK OFF

It's just a version of a form thread. There is the exact similar thing posted in a template about Paris, Toronto, etc. that has gotten posted over and over. The very mindless responses that go back and forth "fighting" over the topic is bots simulating discussion. They are pretty obvious once you know what they post like, though some are much more sophisticated than others.

"AMIBEINGDETAINED!AMIBEINGDETAINED!AMIBEINGDETAINED!"

Don't revoke implied right of access as they will actually use that to get a warrant
Video them, say

>I nor anyone else in this property records or watches live TV broadcasts or watches iplayer, no you can't come in, now fuck off

This works too.

No, it's not. And it is a very convenient way to dissolve any attempt at contructive discussion into mindless idiocy to insist simplisitically on it.

>riots in America
Never going to happen no matter how bad it gets.

Police will not and do not come to the door for TV licence.. ts not a criminal offence.

You lying through your fucking teeth pal

I'm sorry to hear your tale OP. Here's the official thread theme song, hope it lifts what little spirits you have left {heart emoji} youtu.be/-Z0UwYzKcLY

At best it will work on other cuckolded Euromutts, those "people" are the fodder for the coming English Revolution.
Don't forget, Americans are better at 4th dimensional meme magic than Muslims. These social engineering theories are not accurate. We have better science.
WE WILL SHOW DEM DE WAE

He was right all along. Pic very much related

>Implying that's not why I'm wanting it to happen

They will if they get a warrant

Op got sucker punched

Cheers pal, crazy they use your own rights against you like that.

>tfw have a Queen
>tfw women will cuck an entire country

Cuck

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>knock on door
>open door
Who does this?

Why wouldn't they just up your taxes or reduce government benefits instead of this nonsense?

>posts that picture in lieu of a reasoned response
Bro, the minorities have their bread and circuses. No one is going to riot about anything in the US ever again.

Throw some Tea into the canal. Seriously, take back your country because now they do not consider it your country.

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If they started doing that immediately there would be. However, if they implemented those draconian policies slowly, no one would notice or care that their freedomz are being taken away from them. No one in 2003 could have fathomed that the government would be conducting mass electronic surveillance, installing back doors in televisions, PCs, etc in order to watch you remotely but here we are. And no one cares enough to do anything about it.

Normies, they actually answer their phones too.

I don't get it

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>Hear knock
>look through peephole
>they have a clipboard &/or ID badge
>don't answer the door
>scratch your balls whilst watching MotD
>profit

I feel your pain Britbro. Ive escaped the TV license for years but they are changing it to be a tax so people cant avoid it. Just to fund the governments own shitty TV and Radio channels.

I did. I've been here ever since.

>consoles

It you your fault for being a casual.

Lmao here in burgerland if the police demand entrance to your home you can ask if they have a warrant and if they don't, you are legally allowed to tell them to fuck off.

God I love my country.

retard
dont give them a name.
don't admit you have a tv
don't let them in.

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>be American
>POLICE OPEN THE DOOR
>le no
>get shot

We have the most CCTV on any country in the world per capita, literally more watched than the DPRK

To be fair, our coutnry is really shit right now and we really must do something.

Everyone join UKIP and take it over. Then we'll be able to make an impact.

Whether this thread is fake or not, there is an implied truth within that is unavoidable.

Europa Addio.

I can only judge her on what she says, seems legit

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>implying the British soul is not damned
Without Christianity we literally have no uniting or common force, ~70% of Brits do not believe in God even the "Christians" who go to church only on Christmas don't really, we're a nation of narcistic nihilistic hedonists and as such no one will do anything. It's too late, it's all over.

Do something about it pussy.

I feel you, lad. I don't listen to state funded radio and don't watch state funded television, yet I'm forced to pay for this shit.

I don't believe you. The police require a warrant to enter your home in such circumstances. They can only enforce the orders of a judge, unless they have reason to believe a crime is in progress. It isn't a legal requirement to possess a TV License in the UK, even if you own a television.

The police don’t enforce the tv licence.
Not within their jurisdiction.
Ever.
The fact that OP doesn’t know this and actually spelled licence wrong.
I swear to god the iq of this board has dropped recently.

Our law is no different and your law is built on our law...the OP is larping.

FUK 'EM

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If the police come to your home, they'll expect to be let in. From the tone and manner, they'll give the impression that you must open the door.

DON'T.

Keep them outside. Otherwise you could be signing your own search warrant, arrest warrant and summons all at the same time. The police are so used to being given unrestricted access wherever they go, they quickly forget they have limited powers of entry. A full list of these powers can be found under Section 17 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984. These powers of entry are to protect life and limb and arrest someone for an INDICTABLE offence. Indictable means a serious offence where you have a right to a Jury trial such as theft, burglary and serious assault. This means that if you refuse to open your door and the police know you're inside, they have the power to break in.

A SUMMARY offence on the other hand is a less serious offence where you can be tried at a Magistrates Court. Offences such as speeding, dangerous driving, driving without insurance, common assault and attacking a police officer are all SUMMARY offences. Do you know what else is a summary offence? That's right. Not having a TV license. The police do not have any powers of entry to arrest someone for this type of offence. If the police come to your door and you refuse to come out, they have no power to force their way in. Nor do they have any power to remain on your property, the moment you tell them to leave they must GO.

The important part is that indictable offences have no time limit attached to them, summary offences however have a six month time limit. This means in principle, if you stay safely inside your house for six months, the police would have no easy way to arrest you. This would leave them with two options, get a warrant from a Magistrates (which is likely to be denied) or issue you with a summons. The police are unlikely to do either, for one significant reason.

Is this serious?

THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO PROSECUTE. Which is why in all likelihood, they came to your home in the first place, in the hope you'd stand on your doorstep and self-incriminate, or allow them inside so they can question you and search your home without a warrant. The moment you invite the police into your home, they'll be gathering evidence. Everything they'll see will be noted.

Could something in the house be stolen?
Did children show signs of distress?
Any signs of potential domestic abuse?
What are these plants growing in the corner?
What's behind that door?

They will look for anything that might justify a reason for them being there, they might then invite themselves to have a further look around your house. They won't tell you have no powers to search without consent, they'll just give you the impression it's their right. If you really can't resist the urge to speak to the police, then do so behind a locked door or a closed window. Grab a camera, record it. If you don't, the police will claim you invited them in or something occured that justified forced entry.

Tell them that if they have no powers of entry or warrant, they must leave. The police have no special implied right of access to your door. Asking questions, serving harrassment notices, letters, memos, looking for witnesses. These are administrative matters which do not have any force of law. These are sales tactics, treat the police like any other unwanted salesman. Tell them to get lost.

Like any other doorstep hawker, the police will give up and go away if they can't find a customer. The police are not your guests, they turn up uninvited, keep them outside. Record them, ask them if they intend to arrest for an indictable offence or if they are rescuing life and limb. If they have a warrant, ask to see it.

IF THEY HAVE NO GROUNDS TO ENTER YOUR PROPERTY, TELL THEM TO LEAVE. IF THEY LIE ABOUT THEIR POWERS OR MAKE THREATS TO ENTER YOUR HOME BY FORCE WITHOUT HAVING THE LAWFUL AUTHORITY TO DO SO, THEN YOU CAN SUE FOR ASSAULT AND TRESPASS. BY ALL MEANS MAKE A COMPLAINT, BRING A CLAIM FOR COMPENSATION.

BUT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, NEVER ALLOW THE POLICE INTO YOUR HOME.