In April this year...

>In April this year, the way Britain watches porn is about to change forever – with compulsory age checks on all pornographic sites.
>The online ID checks will mean people will have to prove they are 18 before viewing any porn online, and are part of the Digital Economy Act 2018.
>Privacy groups have warned that the law could lead to a huge number of sites being blocked altogether – and to users having to sign up to ‘membership’ of porn sites.

They have taken the circuses away. Prepare yourselves.

metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/new-porn-laws-due-april-will-force-porn-sites-id-everyone-need-know-7229364/

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This just means people will use VPNs for all porn viewing.

Most people can barely operate a phone.

While I have a distaste for any form of government meddling, perhaps this will help forestall the collapse of the white race just a little longer.

moral

Well well well, I have no proper words to articulate how strange the UK is getting.

Truly its the twilight zone Nigel? What happens if they ban tea since its offensive to the brownies whom's ancestors harvested it for your ancestors?

We riot.

Net Neutrality is dead. Soon you will have to prove ID to make cryptocurrency transactions.

proper moral country
no faggotry
no canadians

I would hope so, however I bet they will slowly raise the price until its impossible to afford then quietly kill it off. Same with Crumpets. Paint parliament red if that happens.

Oddly I find those fucking things irredeemably, sinfully delicious with real maple syrup

you realise this place will get classed of porn becuase all of the pornboards, say bye to britflags on Sup Forums if mummy may has her way

Eh, Im a wierd living relic of Old Canada, (WW2 era). My country is dead, so Im just watching the show unfold at this point.

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Good, porn is degenerate.

How come England began to morph in 1984esque shithole?
like you are a fucking Sweden of unneeded control and retarded laws.

porn is degenerate islam thou no wonder UK wants to please Islamist.

Most websites wont even bother adding age verification, they don't need to and the UK government cannot force them. If these websites end up getting blocked they'll just set up alternate domains to bypass the block, just like they did with torrent websites.

>1984esque shithole
that's rich

>they don't need to and the UK government cannot force them.
um sweetie

Don't you read entire posts? Maybe go back and read the rest of what I said before you make retarded posts in the future.

kek.

You overestimate how smart the British people are.

A lot of them are the starting point on Darwin's evolution of man.

What? Speak english, Wagon Wheel.

So what if it's degenerate? People should still be allowed the freedom to view it. Making it illegal will only create a black market for it.

This is pretty accurate desu, it's shocking how technology inept most people are

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BAN ASSAULT PORNOGRAPY

I'm sure that they will manage it this time. What attempt number is this? 12?

Sarcasm aside if they really do manage it we'll just have to use the power of software to watch it in the same way the Chinks do.

Bahahaaha

that's some really scary shit

>TV licencing intensifies.

The TV licence stuff is real and they do it because thats all they have. They arnt able to actually go into houses. The "watchful eyes" poster is supposedly a fake.

Britbois love BBC so much they LITERALLY pay for it. Lmao

I have to laugh at the idea that a van can detect if you are watching a tv or not. TVs would need to be broadcasting some sort of signal and they dont. They only receive signals. In most cases its an internet connection they receive their info from and an internet connection doesnt mean shit.

>Our database lists every home without a TV licence.
I like how they don't mention that they also list every home with a TV licence.

Does anyone actually watch TV in 2018?

That's not a bad thing. It should banned completely.

>be brit
>have to enter driver's license number to view porn
>go to DMV to renew license
>clerks give you shit for watching cartoon porn

rofl

A part of me wants all internet useage to be restricted for those below the age of 18 (maybe 25) so that we can finally have intellextual discussion without underage retards spamming their liberal views.

But then I want less regulation and to keep posting anonymously

oy vey that's anti Semitic you can't just ban porn!!!

oy gevalt that's just like those evil nazis!!!!

They arnt banning porn. They are creating a database for the purpose of blackmailing people.

>Not signing up to porn using your ID card (That never got implemented).

> online ID checks
> Digital Economy Act 2018
now I know what kind of shit Putin has in mind while pissing in peoples ears for several months about """""digital economy"""""

sometimes I'm happy the West is ahead of us in many terms

Bin that thought Nigel

This what peaked my contempt for leftists. That constant fucking 1984 reference. It was a shit book ffs. Fucking simpletons.

just google tits, you tit

the Chinese and Iranians somehow managed to deal with VPNs though

Mate your country has been doing shit like this for ages. Banning internet sites doesn't happen in most other European countries.

Feels like the global push to kill off everything not social network related, both in Russia and west.
Just be a good consumer, post your personal info and receive ads.

Don't you have naked people on tv?

Nothing to see here.

Unworkable policy will be seen as unworkable and there'll be more kids on the .onion sites for the genuine pedos to enjoy.

It'll be a clusterfuck.

Yet russians have no obligations to prove their actual identity on porn websites. So far.

It looks more like preparing the field for possible additional convictions. Porn is already tied with either literal rape (by left-wing politicians and activists) on the West or with degeneracy / threat to traditional values in Russia. It's matter of time when the police is going to chase for stats by locking people commiting non-violent "crimes" and getting extra medals on the jackets.

Old CRT screens were quite detectable from outside.

I havnt seen one of them in at least 5 years. Even old TVs do not emit a signal. You are talking about truely anchient televisions emiting x rays.

Well you could just literally not enter your information into the age verify thing.

I say they should give this a chance. See how much it really cuts down on porn use. I mean how many people are really willing to enter their identity into a government watch list just to watch some porn?

And trust me if this does cut down on porn certain (((private entrepreneurs))) are going to get involved to end this.

THE ETERNAL ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN

They want people to give credit card information to the porn site and it be mandatory.

It's funny, because the kikes are trying to torture the anglos, but in their vile spite, they'll end up helping them.

pic related what should pop up on every porn site.

This is now an anglo hate thread

No Gaymoney hate thread.

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Lol this will cut porn use down by like 90% if it is implemented properly. Only like 10% will use VPN's.

>When your cucked government actually does something good completely on accident.

OY M8 I SEE YOU WACKIN TO THAT BLACKED CONTENT WITHOUT ENTERIN IN YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO YOU GOIN TO JAIL FOR THAT BRUV

i wanna see a germans folder of eternal anglo memes

Maybe they want to revitalise the porn industry in the UK. A lot less people will watch porn if its strictly enforced but those that do will be handing over their credit card information. Will make it easy to implement micro transactions.

British women will lead the world in taking black dick.

CRT's were mainstream until quite recently and those have local oscilators and use ridiculously high voltages in operation. Those don't need to emit x-rays, a strong magnetic field is enough and with sensitive enough directional detector it can be detected.

Well that was before all electronics production was outsourced to China, controlled obsolence and electronics manufacturers deliberately using weaker components that hopefully die out as soon as warranty runs out.

Oi, we wish just outside with our wi-fi detectors, and we detected a signal from your house. Can you show us your porn licence, mate? Can we come in for a kip to have a look at your compootah? Don't want the cops involved now, do we?

>British women will lead the world in taking black dick.
Holy shit, they know that only white people know how to use VPN so they try to limit porn to white people.

I havnt seen a CRT in about 10 years. I should visit my granny...

They want young brits fuck their thicc slags instead of watching porn goddesses.

That is about when those started to disappear. Digitalization of TV transmissions and HDTV kinda forced everyone to get new TV's... that will last 4 or 5 years before needing replacement. It is kinda funny how long old consumer electronics lasted when compared to last 15 years or decade or so.

I still have one. I use it for old gaming consoles.

We will all just get around it easily, it's not a big deal

Jesus that can't be real. How could any bong make a comment about 56% when you live in a dystopic shithole?

People just arnt careful with their things anymore. I have a 4 year old smart phone and its working perfectly. No cracks. Just put a new battery into it.

There is a good chance that if it still gets software updates, those will be detrimental for perfomance. Things like apple iPhones down clocking the processor to save degraded battery or google changing menu colors to use more power for screen to kill the battery. That is all part of controlled obsolence idea.

Smart phones are made to break.

I turned off the updates a long time ago.

FFS bongs. FFS.

Samsung galaxy note 3. Works perfectly after 4 years. 16 euro replacement battery has it working like new. Updates disabled day one. I might get another 4 years out of it.

Is this an actual poster, and not some cleverly subversive spoof?

>Samsung galaxy note 3
>replacement battery
Why the fuck am I surprsied. Every single person I know has been forced to buy a replacement battery for their Shitsung whatever phone. Modern smartphones are bullshit, I've had the same phone for fifteen years and not had a single problem with it.

After 4 years? You have a problem with a 16 euro replacement battery? Thats a bargain.

when i go on these sites with naked women doing it and they ask me if i'm older than 18 i just click on "yes" and it lets me in.

>Oddly I find those fucking things irredeemably, sinfully delicious with real maple syrup
You're okay, Canada.

hey retard, how does a radio station knows how many people are watching that channel? The more people watch the more energy is being pulled, that's how they know.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audience_measurement#Diaries

They put recording devices in a number of homes to record their viewing and listening behavior and estimate the rest. Pretty obvious. Phone surveys are used too.

I really don't get these laws(or in this instance, more of a regulation), just like laws that "pervent" teens from getting booze and tobacco; only thing that happens is that they get them from sketchy people in the ghetto(As a result, teens are exposed to a number of dangers they wouldn't if it was legal; for instance, the booze might be spiked, going to the ghetto carries a risk of getting mugged, among other things).
The only effect this law will have is that teens will go back to buying porn mags like in the early 90s when it took 5 minutes to load a 240p image. Besides, every lad above 13 got a porn folder of at least 500 MB, so it's not like it's gonna stop them from watching porn on the computer. All in all, this regulation really does practially nothing of what it's set out to achive, no one gains. I swear, I know 5 year old more compitent in politics than these good-for-nothing sheep.