What's in the backpack?

What's in the backpack?

A smaller backpack.

Dildos

character development

a single ridged dildo that takes up the exact length of the backpack itself

Diapers.

Its much longer than that. Its so big that it coils inside the backpack.

DELETE THIS

A bomb, most likely.

A shark or something

she died when she was like 10 right, i would think she would have been toilet trained by then

I like black hanekawa

Her unrealized dreams.

Her soul

her extra clothes for when she stays over at ragis

Condoms. A lot of condoms.

It's a change of clothes according to the book.

She's dead and she's not coming back.

Math and Snake are all that matters anyway since they are the two best girls.

Heh.

Hopes and dreams.

>snail not coming back
>snake best girl

You only got one of those three things right.

Her skeleton.

Her sex clothes.

her decaying corpse

Her pretty head.

Her trophy for being the best gatari.

Her true form

hint: see the claw arm sticking out

It's actually me. She kidnapped me while I was buying some food in the convenience store.

I'm sorry.

Underrated answer.

Nothing. She climbs in when she wants to sleep, it's empty for the rest of the day.

Her corpse

vampire>sisters>snail>corpse>mom>snake>cat>monkey>darkness>>>>>>>>powergap>>>>>>crab>ararararararagi

It makes sense that worst girl ended up with worst boy despite him having better chemistry with all the other girls. Too bad vampire is stuck with him while he lives his boring life.

>too bad shinobu gets to relax and enjoy herself instead of fighting constantly and being miserable

but she's stuck with worst boy. A fate worse than death.

Seishiro should have been forced to link with Araragi.
The world could always use another exorcist and having access to Seishiro would have been a swell idea.

Araragi is a dense faggot a lot of the time, but he can do cool stuff too. Regardless of your opinion on him, Shinobu is happy and has centuries to pound some sense into him.

>has centuries to pound some sense into him.

So is he still semi-immortal? Even less reason to choose crab who is now a normal human with a regular lifespan. Even cat would have been better since she's now an oddity like him.

Fuck off with your shitty headcanon.

I don't know what you're talking about.

>Shinobu is happy and has centuries to pound some sense into him.

user, please. Don't take the hypothetical seriously. That entire conversation is just Shinobu attempting to get Araragi to understand the weight of his actions.