Yfw

>yfw

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>at last

I would just shrug and go back to shitposting.

Fake and gay til the flash happens

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Finally

old news

Nobody gets this?
Damn I'm old

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about damn time

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It is all babout OMG OMG OMG.

Why there are no stories like:
The Guy learns about attack, tels his boss to fuck of cos he is quitting this shity job, steals bike go to other side of town tels hic crush thet he loves her, she say yes and they fuck on the beach cops dont give fuck cos bombs are going to fall

Disappointment that it was only a CIA larp.

Its funny how everyone is butthurt about that. We need to have more of them, because when drills are announced, they're not taken seriously. Every time some faggy shit is going on, like anti trump protests, rev up those air raid sirens

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CIA never larps, it was on purpose. They'll 911 Hawaii for the purpose to invade NK

9/11*

For those 38 minutes we legitimately thought we were going to die.
>be me
>live in Hawaii, roommates with my sister
>she wakes me up and shows me the emergency alert in her phone
>I check my phone
>ITS REAL
>sister starts crying
>she asks if I want to fuck since we're both about to die soon
>i agree
I wish I was joking. Fuck my life. I'm never going to live this down. I even ate her out and everything.

I'm pissed I was still asleep during the initial warning. What were the threads on Sup Forums like before it was discovered to be a false alarm?

S'alrite that innit?

Hot.

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I think this was the only thread from the 38 minute window where people thought it was real

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/156578689

Nothing special, wasn't London getting da bomb

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Interesting bread. Thanks user

This you?

Embarrassingly, yes.

Larp, original user didn't eat her out. Don't add details and fuck it up dipshit

I am the original user you gigantic faggot. I added more details because i chose to. Into the trash your opinion goes.

Here's some more attention you desperate fag kys

Thanks soyboy.

Relax, relax, you can fix this.

All you have to do is divulge to us all of the details on how it happened, otherwise you *will* burn in eternal hellfire.

Cool attempt to fit in bro

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her brother must be so confused right now

yeah me too but I was in church and pope Francis asked us all for a huge orgy,embarrassingly I accepted and had a huge SEX in church,I even fucked Moses in his butthole,man I wish I was lying

I thought I had already divulged all the details.

((()))
Here's your (((You)))

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source?

You know what I would do? I'll get my sweet, sweet strawberries and eat them! If it is the last thing I can do, then great! Fuck em nukes, they can suck my strawberry covered dick!

No, you haven't. You just said you had sex.

What was it like in the room? What was she like? What's she look like?

How did you get into it, did you just for for it? Did you do it slow? Did you ease into it? Were you eager all the way to climax (if you even climaxed).

See, hellfire awaits if you don't paint a picture.

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I don't know why this guy feels bad
It's not like he raped his sister or anything
Why does he feel so guilty, she was literally in heat and wanted his dick.

>My dick is 4 and a half inches

Wow, his sister will forever be disappointed.

Digits of truth right here

user is saying he can't beat off to it. He needs more detail

This
There's nothing wrong with anything two consenting adults do in the privacy of their home
Having children is probably a bad idea, but she'd know by now if she were pregnant so all is well clearly

> CIA never larps

What is play pretend ally? It's literally all they do.

>4 and a half inch dick and he came in under half an hour as he lost his virginity to his sister

Only a nuke could blow away the shame.

>My dick is 4 and a half inches
Is this average size? Don't tell me I have a giant cock, I am 7 and a half, is my dick huge or does this chink have a small dick?

>Implying nukes aren't exaggerated fear propaganda

You have to be eighteen to post, user.

Stop this copy pasta

Im 24 maybe thats why my cock is huge, im in my prime years, time to destroy some pussy

It's sad you care that much

Insecure/overcompensating for lack of masculinity

Love not lust boy

Don't fuck a virgin unless you plan to love her and stay with her

...right over your head

>It's sad you care that much
>didn't bother to search it on google
Come on user, you probably searched it, who is the insecure here?

I did not

I honestly don't give a fuck about other guys dicks. Mine is mine.

You're kind of a faggot that watches too much porn for caring about dick size this much.

Yeah kids in school used to obsess over it but grow the hell up

I am actually sad to hear she is now dead.

Well, aren't you happy when you randomly get good news? Try shaking that shell of hatred off, its weighting on you

t. Dicklets

Wew

Who circumcized Kang Kong?

I won't believe it's a happening until we get pictures of the mushroom cloud over a successful missile strike.

Anything else is another episode of Kim's Dong compensation show.

Just helping you if you honestly think about penises too much as a man

wat drill???
was i absent the day of drill exercises?

I wonder how different the reaction to this image would be if, instead, we were wiped.

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Nah you just have a shit life and you try to take it off on anything you can. And no I only watch porn when I need to get off, porn fucks up your brain

I hope you're really the original doomsday wincest user. This shit is the best story I've read on here in a long time. If true look at it this way: you'll go down in Sup Forums history for this.

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Like I said in your previous thread, you guys should not be avoiding each other or being embarrassed. It is going to cost you a valuable relationship with your sister, someone you should love and support through your lives.

You had reasonable cause to do what you did and it honestly probably wasn't one of the worst ways you could have spent your last 10 minutes (I hope you lasted that long, but I suspect not). It was her idea and she probably feels worse than you do. Go to her and tell her you guys need to talk about it and that you don't want to lose your sister over it. If she wants to do it again that's your call but maybe it would help heal the problems between you. I dunno... I don't have siblings.

You both probably feel pretty stupid, and honestly, you probably shouldn't have posted about it because someone that knows the two of you could deduce or assume that it's you based on 1) Hawaii, 2) Rooming with sibling.

But honestly I hope you get over it and love each other going forward. You were there for each other in a terrifying time, nothing to be ashamed of. Just if this ever happens again I hope you make a better effort for her pleasure.

What if Kimmo does it for real next time and now he's like "nah sorry, not wincesting THIS time", then the flash comes and he'll roast thinking of his sister.

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Like I said, it isn't happening until someone gets nuked.

Then you'd be a locked sticky with meme magicking through the roof, nonstop Trumpchanting, and images of the destruction being posted nonstop, both the target and North Korea. It would be the start of the most epic thread of the year, if not the decade.

Please don't post this shit on Sup Forums

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Cloth simulation creeps me out.

sauce?

There was a good one...I archived it. I'll find it real quick

Archive.is/1oYHe

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