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Girls man... they'll take over the world.

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why has no successful society in history ever treated them as equals then?

Well yeah when the DM is a cuck and you're in his universe then cuck shit is going to happen

Well, he's laying it out there... no lies.

Bring in refugees to vote communist, communists crush the evil right, refugees rape communists.

Circle of life.

>my wife's daughters*

what can they offer us greater than the glories in our future
people alive now will have stories and movies made about them.

This.
Dad is a cuck DM.

>we... feed the poor wolves mutton!
>ARE YOU GIRLS MAD??? *ahem* the wolves eat the food and wag their tails and lick your hand. they are now yours to command! :^)
>time to post this on twitter

wtf is wrong with white people?

Girls, man... They'll take over the world. WOW!

Replace wolves with muslims and reread the post

White knight syndrome. It'll be our death, being a hero is not cool.

I remember vividly when that Turkish faggot from TYT said on the election night how his daughters are really excited about first woman president when they wake up.

Then Trump hateraped them, him, his wife, and every OP pic related liberal in radius of 1488 light years, and paved way for nuclear holocaust where we will make his daughters sex slave in Mad Max harem.

faggots like him will never be in charge ... individuals at the top are predators ... women will never take over the world

Shit... cuck DM's... I'm glad I was shelter from the concept growing up.

If you give wolves food and don't regularly cull their numbers, they will associate people with food. In fact they will associate people with prey regardless (associating people with danger is the important part when keeping wolf numbers in check) and attack towns with the intent to hunt people, especially women, child and the elderly. We learned this in Europe over 1000 years ago.

I mean, that's how humans made dogs.
If I were DM and people took an approach like that, I'd be a little more hard about it, but would accept an alternate method. Though I'd be disappointed if the Brawler didn't use a knockout punch on the alpha, and declare a Coup de Grace suplex to get the rest of the wolves to recognize the group as the alphas.

>women will never take over the world

this

The future will never be female unless the people at the top orchestrating feminism want it.

inmaturity and narcissism user.

>play fantasy game
>fantasies happen in fantasy game

Right?
*Girls throw food out to wolves*
DM: the pack of wolves bounds towards the food and begins to eat ignoring the girls. With the exception of one wolf. He is larger than the rest by a good amount and begins to advance hackles raised and growling.

what a cuck dm

This is why you have to have a male GM. A female couldn't come up with this.

It's actually pretty alpha, instead of killing an easy enemy, you make him your bitch.

>not getting sweet XP
Girls, man... they don't level up.

awoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Never play a game of D&D with females playing who the DM cares about, unless you really, really liked The Force Awakens.

what a faggot

A lot. That's why if you're non white and you choose to live in white countries you're a fucking idiot. Sooner or later whites are going to start slaughtering each other again as usual and you're going to get caught in the middle of it. Yea we build the best civilizations but it comes with a price. We eventually go nuts and start destroying everything and each other.

the entire point of the story of wolves and girls is both be aware of rape and being devoured or taken but also be aware of your own power. Historically over literay history there are stories where young girls not just eaten but escape cutting through the stomach or being vomited back up and sometimes killing the wolf.

It's about knowledge gained through hardship and through the story itself as a lesson explaing that.

By reducing it literally to a pure saccharine base it removes both the simple lesson to be aware of the danger, and the more complex lesson of having power or being aware of sexuality and consequence.

I'd guess the girls were not pleased by the DM offering them no challenge or knowledge but saddened their dad was such a cunt.

>women will never take over the world
No, but sometimes they try to take over their own societies, and if they succeed, that society collapses.

Damn... I'm with Her now

^Good advice. DMs are usually beta as shit so even if he doesn't care about the girl(s), the result is always the same.

i can't tell if you're being ironic or not
real funny, but pointless fucking thread
i'm gonna go with, shartblue slidethread

Sounds like a shitty d&d game and DM
I’ve only had a short amount of experience with d&d and the best part was combat

Kek

Not quite!

All who have were destroyed

>I played D&D with my daughters
Full of shit faggot

If you lot keep jacking off to porn whores, yes they will and it won't be nice

>See this tweet the other day
>think back to when me and my friends played pic related
>one halloween, we fought a wolf inside of a spooky space mansion
>demanded our friend who artistically followed the games path to roll a conversion command
>”Convert the fucker to islam”
>”What? Why?”
>”Just do it”
>we won the roll
>take half an hour getting tape and thermal detonators (bombs in star wars)
>Use the wolf to kill a hospital full of aliens and a dying jabba the hutt rip off
>Allah ackbar

Woah...it’s like....autism reigns

Women destroy everything they touch

replace fed them with spread their legs for them and reread the post

>all powerful DM bends the rules
>its so they can do things that men did in real life tends of thousands of years ago

really made me think

Does he really not understand the metaphor he set up?

>feed wolves
>lol it's okay they're totally friendly
>eats your society from the inside

out of all the lethal viruses that need to be engineered, the one that needs to be engineered and released the hardest is the one that targets the cuck gene.

Cool I will soon play hide the weiner with your daughters when they become of age

The entire western world.

only in a literal fantasy world do women invite a threat into their societies without repercussions

My autistic son filled a bag of holding with shit, then told his barbarian friend to charge at it full speed, aiming the opening at a manticore.

It was killed by shitspray, using old DND physics.

Some guy's just pleased with his daughters. Parents always do this.

Reminds me of the German girls who fed the sand people they were supposed to fight. The sand people joined with the girls. Violently and repeatedly. Girls, man. Lovely but pathologically naive.

what a SHIT DM

Not living real life demons and humans where you have already died multiple times and come up with impossible ways to survive death

More like;

>bring in migrants to vote communist
>communists crush all adversaries
>the evil right is the on my ideology strong enough to survive multiple genocides and endless famine that accompanies communism.
>the "evil right" prevails
>wtf we're Russia now. Land of the free.

>cuck gene.
It's a self repairing defect. Your wife's daughters do not pass on your genes.

To be fair Germans, as a group, have been brainwashed into believing they were baddies for over 70 years now.

Replace "become their loyal army" with "become their iron fisted slave-masters" and re-read the post.

Which is in decline since women are in charge. Good example friendo.

replace "girls, man" with "goddamn muslims" and reread the post

Did they feed the villagers to the wolves?
Isn't that standard d&d fare?
Why is he surprised?

>wolf army
>"friendly"

So I guess the wolves are friendly in the sense that they carry out the imperialistic whims of your whore daughters?

They learn't it off minecraft dude. Minecraft is life.

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What a real DM would do
>you fed the wolves
>now the wolves know you have food and attack
>roll

The wolves are Muslim men.
Daughters ficki ficki to save the day.

>male DM engineers game to make female players feel accomplished
>posts about it on twitter for e-cred
this guy is a guaranteed soy boy sex offender

>We learned this in Europe over 1000 years ago.

Um, no sweetie. That was old white people, in this new world that won't happen! I'm sure animals will understand this.

And then the entire room clapped

In a real game, someone would have fucked the wolves instead.

But if you feed wolves they're going to follow you and want more later and when you can't provide they will eat your flesh.

>feed wolves
>wolves now see the area, and you, as a source of food
Well fuck.

Every single day some nerd thinks of something cool to do in a TTG, but sadly none of them have shitbag parents who post it online like it's a huge accomplishment.

Dire wolves are not friendly in fantasy land.

Well that option isn't in dungeons and dragons and he just taught his daughters that cheating is acceptable. His children will be failures.

I sure hope they had some kind of animal friendship ability and the dad didn't just make them tamed because the girls pet the wolves.

"If you try to kill a man you best finish the job. Now you're my bitch forever."

-man arrested while raping an alligator.

>their father just taught his daughters to placate a clear threat instead of teaching them how it works in reality
Well, can't wait to see in the news how his daughters got raped. I'm sure those lessons about feeding wolves will be foremost in their minds.

if i played D&D with my daughters i'd prolly go to jail

In reality if you feed predatory animals they come back and eat you.

I can confirm that feeding wolves will endear you to them

I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters.

They were supposed to fight the Islamic Orcish hordes surrounding a town.

Instead, they fucked the Islamic Orcs and turned them into their friendly orc army.

Girls, man. They'll over the world.

yes it is, just cast animal friendship and beast bond on them.

Really though. Who doesn't have silly stories from D&D?

>tfw you will never experience gator puss

>father God-modes his daughters' dnd game
>They never have to learn consequences
This is literally women's whole life

>You don't have enough badges to train me!

>Be a DM
>Suck at it
K.

Plenty of people do. But most people don't make up a shit story so they can get a few brownie points on twitter like a slimy tool.

societies progress until they are luxurious enough from where one's actions are not immediately felt. This allows women to be liberated which is destructive but manifests itself indirectly (degeneracy, plummeting birth rates, welfare state). Society eventually collapses because the destructive force is still there, just indirect. The cycle repeats once it has been torn down.

If he made them roll those dices a gazillion times until they were able to tame the wolves then fine, it's actually pretty neat, but I bet it was more like rolling a d20 once, getting a five and daddy says you now command a pack of wild animals, giving his children a horrible lesson.

POWERFUL

So much this.

Shit DM.

I’d bet it was the latter

>just don’t roll a nat 1 sweetie and the cute wolf army is yours
(If it happened at all)

>Plenty of people do. But most people don't make up a shit story so they can get a few brownie points on twitter like a slimy tool.

Would people like me if I posted D&D stories on twatter?
Wow....just think, i could get LIKES. How empowering that would be.

Literally his thought process. He turned his daughters into a like-gimmick.

I want him raped by a pack of detroit niggers, and his daughters aborted.

I wish I was joking, but I hate people like that so fucking much.

These people think they live in a fairy tale.

I hope he gets eaten by wolves he tries to feed.

>detroit niggers,
The detroit nigger is rougher than it's cousin the Alabama nigger, but less likely to have AIDS than the Cali nigger.

FYI

stfu they probably wont play d&d later in life anyways.

>Feed wolves the town's people
>Go raiding towns to feed your wolves

I know that campaign, the wolves are so overleveled and there is so many that actually defeating them in combat is a bitch. The wolves are also sentient and they can talk, so diplomacy is the way better solution, especially since the wolves just want to be left alone.
Campaign is Wolves of Welton for those interested.