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defecaroo intra looi

crucify the gauls race war now!

AND FURTHERMORE, CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED

Why for doth our females lust over the pale skinned cocks to the North?

They are of low intellect barbarians, who answer all demands for argumentation with shield bashing and grabbing of the crotch.

Cato is the most redpilled of Roman republican politicians, he names the Punic.

Daily reminder you med cucks are going to be outbred by us superior germanics and your Senate is too cucked to stop our immigration

The Germans are fleeing there war torn country and we need to accept them into our prospering civilization #OPENBORDERS

fucking parthians get off my board REEEEEEEEEE

et tu?

Carthago delenda est!

Caesar is playing 4D tabula!

Sulla did nothing wrong

Claudius isn’t really just giving those savage Gauls Roman citizenships for no good reason right? He is still /ourguy/ r-right?

>The Germans are fleeing there war torn country and we need to accept them into our prospering civilization #OPENBORDERS

History truly is on permanent repeat. Track 1 goes on and one.

It's really just the same few notes.

Que?

These fucking jews. If we don't get em all now i have a feeling people in the future will curse us.

CAESAR MORTVVS EST
SVSPICIVS PRIMA LITHOGRAFIA

kekd

Fucking Germans

My wife fucked the slave earlier today. I caught her in the act. What do I do lads? I'm going to get an abomination of a child in this world

Reminder that Optimates and Sulla are literally /ourguys/
Populares are literally proto commie plebs

Fucking traps usque ad finem

i need gibs!
give me gibs or i burn ur shit!
U fucking raicis!
Did u know that Rome was founded by a Germanic?
We wuz Senators and sheeeet!

kill the bastard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lex_Julia#Moral_legislation_of_Augustus
luckily you can kill her

>what do I do

Not punishing your wife for adultery is punished by law in Roman times(true story)

Vescere bracis meis. \

Cicero is a fucking cuck and anyone who disagrees can meet me up tomorrow at the Colosseum.

"Fuck off!"

Are picts the Niggers of Europe?

This. Carthiginians were Semites. He knew right from the start they needed to get salted

>What are they saying?

ITZ DA JOOZEEE. SACK JUDEA !

ROMANI ITE DOMUM
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DOMUM
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you can legally beat her to death and get a new wife m8.
also fuck germans god damn, stupid fuckers are gonna be the death of europa one day.

North African slave waiting on his commander to tell him what to do next.

>This. Carthiginians were Semites. He knew right from the start they needed to get salted

Who sacrificed children to Moloch.

FUCK OFF WE´RE FULL!
You can come back when the Rhine freezes you cunt

You mad, opticuck?

Thanks bros, I'll do it later today.
Hail Caesar!

Some of you are alright, don't come to the Curia Julia tomorrow.

Also we need to build that fucking wall

guys I'm getting a little nervous about these christ fellows around the city, probably gonna move to the estate in the countryside soon

Bong detected, still mad Scotts were able to fight off the romans and stop them at Hadrians Wall while they had to suck roman cock

truly nothing changes over history, the fucking germans still ruin modern society and we still need a wall to deal with the germans collective bullshit.

Fucking Jews are causing trouble again. Someone call Pompey.

This is now a Seleucid hate thread

Jesus christ its a meme

Krauts really do have the worst sense of humor ever

Doesn't help that you're probably autistic as well :/

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Miss me yet?

ni hao i am from the han dynasty, the roman empire of the east

Where the fuck did these "Jews" come from and why do they want us to kill the only one of them man enough to proclaim himself king?

Gods... I hate gauls...

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
JESUS CRUCIFIED
>JESUS CRUCIFIED
JESUS CRUCIFIED

kek

WHY DOTH WE OFFER TENEMENT TO SO MANY OF THOSE WHO HAIL FROM HOLES FOR DEFECATION

Et tu Bannon

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fucking everyone hates gauls, except for the dumb fucking cucks in the whole globalist faction of the senate, it will be the death of us i tell you.
stupid bastards own their own shitty tiny country over as a buffer state to egypt, bunch of extremist retards, i think the heat got to them collectively.

The era of christian oppression and the Colosseum were hundreds of years apart.

whats happening pol, 50 leggionaires just marched past my hut

No they were not.

>What are they saying?

When does the boy slave auction begin?

its probably celtniggers getting uppity

Crassus got his ass beaten, Parthia probably sold them as slaves.

milo was justified. crassus has eroded the republic for too long. furthermore caeser and the triumvirate must be stopped before caeser becomes a king

CAESER WANTS TO BE KING. and the only one trying to stop him is cicero.

Guys, it's been around 30 years since our calendars counted down to zero and the senate still hasn't come up with a new one? WTF? Why don't we just start counting up or something? How hard can this be?

Well the guy in the front is saying he has proofs that the anonymous sources told him l, while the crowd is calling him a shill and fake new.

You're lucky you're from Hong Kong, otherwise you'd have the sperm of 1000 mongols and manchus in your butthole


I have something in mind, but it would trigger some pol types...

>Be the greatest orator of your time
>A politician beyond compare, well-respected by all your peers
>Spend a year ending every speech "BTW, gas the Carthaginians, Punic war now"
>Win, Semites are decimated
Truly /ourguy/

then you tell the carthaginians to move there entire capital 10 miles inland and when they refuse you annihlate them and salt the land making it unliveable.

>not counting since the overthrow of the kings
get a load of this plebian

>American education
That's Hadrian's Wall, dumbass. Built in England to keep the Picts (Celts) out.

Is Heliogabalus gay?

More Roman than you, Vercingetorix.

Are Trap Emperors gay?

Why the fuck haven't we conquered Germania yet, lads? These fuckers just won't stop coming and fucking everything up. Fucking IDIOTS just keep destroying this country, no way they're ever going to accomplish anything of importance, ever.
Germania genocide when?

faggot

>Probably
All Germans are auts m8, that's the secret.

Cicero, that centrist faggot? No one can stop the populares! Caesar will be consul once again.

Brothers were Scipios Grandchildren, last Punic war.

I would like to go back.
Could anyone give me instructions?

CAESAR JUST CROSSED THE RUBICON ITS HAPPENING GET IN HERE

>Invading shithole territories
>Snowniggers will migrate legally
>Snowniggers will demand gibs

Yeah, lets not do this.

>Germans
>snowniggers
Celts and Gauls are civilized compared to those barbarians. We should seek alliance with them to eradicate the Germans.

>celtic niggers
Yeah it's not like Romans got tech for their swords, armors etc from the Celts

> Is Nero /ourguy/?

Can you imagine world history if Cato spent a year in judea?

>Salve my fellow senators
>So i spent a year observing a people across the mediterranean called the tribe of the jews
>I believe it is in Rome's best interests that we discuss these "jews", and their lies...

>Year of the Consulship of Lentulus and Marcellus
>Still falling for Persian tricks

Kek. Go fall on your sword, plebeian.

Asymmetric warfare is a hell of a war

Not true. Marcus Crassus died of his own choice in Parthia to get information on the region, for defense, even Suetonius mentions this. Augustus would have never been able to get a peace deal with them if he didn't get the upper hand from that spying. The Senate made a sacrifice look like cowardice, but it was not. He was a smart general when he took down Spartacus. And Caesar respected him always

i came, i saw, and i came again

>Cicero the Radical Centrist

cicero is the father of the republic. meanwhile caesar is a populist king

Look at this Aethiopian LARPing as an Afer, we wuz numidians n shiet

ehh more like pragmatist

Emperor Hadrian has made his mate Antinous a god and The Emperor has built a wall in Britannia and has removed the pharisees

>Implying Suetonius is a reliable author
>Implying the fight against Spartacus was a fair fight

Go back to the forum, pleb.