What you say if you were handed this by your girlfriend?

What you say if you were handed this by your girlfriend?

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SO long and thanks for all the fish.

Hand her a PFA?

Obviously laugh, then leave.
Also, is there a source on this insanity? And did he cuck himself and agree?

thot-b-gone

Why did they print it out and crumple it up?

So apparently some guy bought a used car and this was in it from the guy before him

Tell her to go fuck herself

NO ONE is worth this I don't care how 10/10 she is

attitude like this is 0/10

soyboy probably keeps it in his wallet at all times

Bye!

rip an extremely loud fart, laugh, and kick her ass to the curb

Oh great now that dutch vroom song is stuck in my head again...

>I kill you
Sue her for threatening me.

> dont have any girl's phone number, except my mom's and sister's
> don't use social media, so no following roasties on twitter
> dont have friends
> too beta to make eye contact at single girls
> girls never come up to me
> never get mad at anything
> dont drink
> dont have anything suspicious on phone, I protect my browser history and porn folders in a way she would NEVER find out
I'm ok with most of those

"Get your shit and get out."

immediately try to break as many rules as possible

cum on it, post on Sup Forums

Lol byeee

If she's ugly I dump her

If she's hot I give her one direct punch to the nose and she straightens the fuck out and the problem is solved, if she says she'll go to the police I give her a second punch

this has to be some basic white girl shit that only her white soyfriend agrees to.

The ironic thing this is the writing of a girl who is cheating left and right.

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She sounds lika a muslim man

Checked

But if it were a 10/10 I'd hit it and quit it and keep this as evidence

I'd ask my other girlfriends to carry her out of the house.

Read it, tear it in half, throw it up in the air, and go back to whatever I was doing before.

This was pretty much what I was thinking

Cheating bitches get paranoid thinking you're cheating or will cheat and start to project onto you

i didnt read this. i read "rules" in context and gave up. what i'd do is calmly fold it. go to computer without saying a word. calmly typing out: "rules: none of you, or of this shit, and you have disgraced your gender against me"

all of you

Ignore her. As a wizened old man I know women need to be led, kept on a fucking leash and treated like whores. That's the only way to keep her for yourself forever.

Workout. Fetishize her sucking your cock cos she's a 'naughty' little slut. Make her express her shadow self if needs be. I'd see this bitches challenge and rise beyond it

goodbye

SHIT TESTS GET YOUR SHIT TEST HERE 10% OF ON THESE SHIT TEST GET HIM REAL QUICK

>not allowed to talk about dudes she cheats with
when this dude snaps its gonna be violent

Rip it in half and leave

>girlfiend

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Call my lawyer because reading this I just realized I'm dating a child.

A bitch I was living with a long time ago, gave me a note like that. Not half as bad, but similar. I dropped it at the top of the stairs and put a giant muddy boot print on it. We broke up shortly after, but shit was over anyway. I still laugh thinking about that.

If she handed me that I'd hand her a pink slip.

Oh
Thought those were supposed to be my friends

Yeah, wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole

break up with her on the spot

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Read the entire thing. Tell her she made three typos and they are significant ones and you can't afford to be with someone who is so dumb that it'd be bring down my social standing.

There's only two typos, so even if she does find them, she'll spend forever trying to find the third one.

Dump that Bitch on the Spot, ain't no woman worth that much trouble.

Vroom Vroom is Mazda bitch, I drive a god damn Honda

holy fuck lmao

This girl is cheating on you. Her obsession with other girls, no talking speaking or looking at girls means she is fucking dudes on the side. 100% certainty

I like how she makes it look all cute so it doesn't seem as nefarious as it really is.

what a champ, checked

Even if Scarlet Johansen gave me that list, I'd say "fuck you, I'm going home"

Precision post

What a fucking legend.

>'Why are men choosing robots over me!?' the thot cries

nice larp, we all know the person who put this up is the boyfriend (you)

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based. UK always to the front

Lol no

>ever serving your gf/wife

If you arent the half of the relationship where the other loves you more than you love them, then you're doing it wrong.

Scarlet jewhanson?

Fuck off bro, and by bro.. I mean never my bro

Wad it up, pop it in my mouth, chew it for a bit, spit it back out at her.

those guys she named are probably guys she fucked and/or sucked and now she maintains some sort of friendly relationship with them today. he is justifiably curious about their past and probably resents their rapport. she probably acts like he’s crazy for it, too.

When women act like this, the dude usually has a 11" penis.

They don't want to lose that bf, and act like a male virgin autist in that regard.

If it was USA I woud try to get restraining order.

>I will kill you

Take this to the police right away and file for charges.

Door.

she universally applies her teeth anyways

Ask her if she is serious.
If so, confirm that she is serious.
Dump her instantly.

Dump her in a field outside town with all the rest of my unwanted pets

Slap her in her whore mouth.

I'd do this if she was a virgin. I've had roasties try to pull this shit on me. Then I think how they fuck guys without conditions and I lose all interest.

If you ever had a fuck buddy, friend with benefits, took a guy home from a bar I'm not being your personal slave for pussy another man got for free.

I would never have a girlfriend that would behave in which this situation ever happened

Checked. The fuck did he hit her with?

Maybe he cheated, and these were her terms for staying together? Honestly the only thing I can think of that might begin to justify this combination of cuntiness and girl autism.

she actually says to not have male friends or ever bring up her male exes. mfw

my body my choice

>You are NOT to go to Honda without me

What? Does this guy just go and hang out at the Honda dealership or something? The fuck?

Looks like a take out chicken caesar desu

Probably a bike

Fpbp

You are NOT my girlfriend anymore.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Even God didn't have this many commandments.

i could agree to all that besides no asking for blowjobs, required dates, and the "how high" bs. I don't really have many "true" friends and the ones I do i rarely see so all that stuff would be a non issue for me.

Holy kek, does anyone know what city this was in? I think I know this guy. He might be the cook off of a tugboat I worked on, he told us a story very similar to this and he looks and dresses almost exactly like the guy in this video

If this video is from Ohio I'm pretty sure it's him

kek

>the roastie slap vs the chad toss

There’s nothing wrong with it

Seek a restraining order.

This is obviously some sort of consensual domination fetish you basement dwellers. I can't believe people are seriously so eager to hate women as to believe this.

How little contact do you have with the outside world? Do you really think that someone who is mentally unstable enough to write this would have any friendships or relationships? You fuckers are really pathetic.

It's not about meeting any of the requirements or not, it's the fact that the whore's entitlement is so high she believes that you should be treated like furniture. Have some more self-esteem, faggot.

Does this ring a bell? I'm just reverse searching it now

This, sorry
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>did you seriously print something in current year + 2?

>No hanging out with friends
>No asking for head
>No getting mad with her.

I would break the middle one, then the last one. then the first one.

>Suck my dick bitch. No? Fuck you, imma go hangout with Austin and Mo.

Beat it skank. Then I’d go find a submissive trad woman at church

bye psycho insecure 16 yo bitch

Might not be him then, the cook's story was about how a girl he was seeing got all jealous and pissed that he talked to an ex girlfriend and did this shit to him as he was leaving the bar and he said he ended up throwing his takeout food at her while drinking his beer. Might just be a funny coincidence

It's not possible for a man to hate women more than women hate each other.
And yes, this is a "Dear John" letter, because women are not getting more sane in The Current Year, roastie.

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OP is a faggot for not posting source

She was trying to knock leftovers or carryout from his hand and he slapped her with it.

I say LEARN TO SPELL BITCH! Fuck her in the ass, leave her dripping nut and blood. And leave.