George Carlin

How would he react to soyboys, cucks and mentally ill women with purple hair?

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He'd probably just bring it around to a shit joke, somehow.

He would rant and rail and then support political candidates and socialist policies that help create the very things he rants and rails against.

He would challenge them somewhat, but never have the integrity to swing right

He'd still be too busy bluepilling morons like you

probably call them faggots

>100 people that should die
Look it up on youtube. Way ahead of his time? No, its the same shit as 30 years ago today.

Rufus!

George Carlin would sell out to the kikes immediately. He would pomote feminism, white genocide, and black lives matter. He would then be accused of being innapropriate with women, publicly apologize, and fade into obscurity, where he is only mentioned in a negative light.

I’m a George Carlin fan, but don’t be naive.

Bill Maher 2.0

He'd hit "both" sides, but mostly "the retards on the right"

there's absolutely no reason to believe that.

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>2 mins in
>starts crying of Christian Conservatives

eternal boomer scum

> "Soy boy? That's ok, but why not just admit you're a homo."
> "Cuckhold? To each his own, I suppose. Let me know when you have an opening, and I'll be happy to oblige."
> "Purple-haired fayminists? I'm so glad I'm dead."

He would ridicule white men, especially white men who have short hair and wear suits. It was kind of his thing. He would pretend to be edgy while ridiculing one of the few groups you’re allowed to ridicule. Carlinfags are deluded.

bullshit
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Too accurate. Fuck his white privilege.

He'd be one

if Carlin was around right now, he would be pandering to Kimmel, Fallon, Letterman, the clowns on CNN.... there was nothing edgy about Carlin, he was a tad bit smarter than Kimmel and Fallon, but that doesn't say much

ya know i could seee the cuckhold one being one of his

I loved the part where he made the case for public executions

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Carlin was the original modern edge lord and protypical “I’m smart and everyone else is dumb xDD”. He was trash and only blue pills admire him.

Is anyone here decently funny?

I actually want to do a stand up comedy side project around Portland

this is my act so far:

1. Envious of gay couples

2. Happier when more ignorant

3. People are fucking boring

4. Rise of the vegan soy-boy

5. Third Wave Feminism

6. Things that give us all anxiety

I'm jotting down lines and notes for it all, but I'd love to have some help

[email protected]

Is Redd Foxx liked here?

>I'll die a virgin

He would be celebrating them.

Did you not notice that he was becoming a leftist faggot before he died?

this. George Carlin was just another loudmouth, liberal asshole.

>I’m 14 years old and just watched Ten Words and think Carlin was a genius

I think this about sums it up.

He'd ignore them like all other old-media comedians are currently doing and bash Trump supporters instead.

>I've never gave a woman an orgasm

Still quality shit talking.

>makes it a race issue
Dropped

>How would he react to soyboys, cucks and mentally ill women with purple hair?

George Carlin already commented on the Liberal bias in colleges back in 2008:

Back then George Carlin was touring around to different colleges doing stand up and he noticed that the SJW behavior and the "left's use of political correctness to shut people up" and was actually quite vocal about it before he died.

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He was on top of that shit. It wasn't just Carlin either, Chris Rock was also concerned about this phenomenon as well, as he toured many of the same colleges.

George Carlin had this to say about the left in 2004:

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> "I would like to make a brief return visit to that playground of guilty white Liberals, Political Correctness.

>"Political Correctness is America's newest form of intolerance. And it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. It presents itself as fairness, and yet attempts to restrict and control's people language with strict codes and rigid rules. "

>" I'm not sure that is the way to fight discrimination. I'm not sure if silencing people or forcing them to alter their speech is the best method for solving problems that go much deeper than speech."

He'd be one of them.

This. He would be a fuck drumpfer

More of George Carlin's criticism towards the left:

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Despite how far he's washed up on the beach, xer couldn't, because xer is Juden. Das Juden, a parasite that cannot create; only imitate and observate, a parasite... Jude does not go against his own creation, and as such, would not dare against his Moloch master's Communist idea of subverting Western-society, for fear of shekels, or would he, Mr. Carlin?

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Let the old fart enjoy his next life already, stop disturbing his ghost with your butt-pirate faggotry.

SEETHING

George Carlin was also aware of the threat of Islamic Extremists:

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>this. George Carlin was just another loudmouth, liberal asshole.

George Carlin identified himself as Liberal in his younger years when Liberalism meant a totally different thing. But by the time the 2000's rolled around he was neither for Liberals or Republicans. He was against them both.

The bits about talking to people on the phone and parents showing pictures of their kids is breddy good

Half right.

I think Carlin was cynical and enjoyed the chaos. "When you're born into this world you're given a ticket to the freak show, if you're born in America, you're given a front row seat."

And the "owners" of this country
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he was on olbermann's show a couple times.

Man that is a great Carlin compilation.

>he was on olbermann's show a couple times.

He was also on the View, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and many other Liberal bias shows. What is your point?

The guy still had to make the rounds on mainstream TV, just like his peers.

This.

Carlin was never an A-Lister as far as I knew, but he’d swing just far enough to the left to shit on everybody, while still promoting his leftist agenda.

Asshole probably diddled kids, too.

>advocating for the execution of (((bankers)))

Was he /ourguy/ all along?

The funniest joke in the history of humanity is a career anti-anglo shitposter having a british shitposter. You're a pathetic faggot whos mom LITERALLY GETS FUCKED EVERY DAY by the very thing you hate. You are not a man. You're a fucking soyboy bugman dipshit. Kill yourself.

Literally right after his rant about controlling language he goes on about men destroying the world. And the next video would be his undoing, if he were still alive

Conservatives and trumpkin fucks aren't funny, so don't worry about it fatty.

>s anyone here decently funny?

Not you that's for sure, write your own jokes you fucking hack.

>he goes on about men destroying the world

This he was full on feminist right before his death.

Saying shit like women are naturally smarter etc..