Loli suddenly appears!!

Show me how you feel when a loli appears in a show with a RI

Now what the hell is an RI?

my first guess would be romantic interest

RoRI maybe? OP is drunk.

almost, its romantic incest

I want to "make children" with a loli

i want to 'make lolis' with my children

Rotatory Invincibility, OP is probably talking about battle shounens.

niiice

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rectal insertion

Revolutionary Invention. Lolis should inspire you.

Kill. Lolis are perfect beings that are fated to be ruined by time. Only death can save them.

But when a loli grows up, she can be used to make more lolis. And then she should be thrown away, since she fulfilled her only purpose in life.

From context I guess it means Reaction Image. Here is mine OP.

>not using your ex-lolis to help take care of your current lolis.

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They often ruin the world past that age.

Bully her

mfw loli appears :O

>not getting an eternal loli
Lolis will eventually spoil

But if you get an eternal loli, won't she get extremely sad to see you grow old and die while she stays the same?

That's why you try and get a vampire loli waifu. She can turn you into a vampire and you can live eternally forever.

That sounds terrible

To some. To me immortality seems amazing.

>an eternity of being raped by lolis

>RI
What?

I was going to say "that doesn't seem like a very good idea" but you made me see the light.

God bless RI. Where would we be without the glory of RI? For certain, it would be a life without loli and puffy vulva. Remember to thank your RI at your local botanical garden and/or city internal audit office.

I absolutely love the cunny.

Lolis are for cute.

Cute dickings.

That loli belongs to me.

that loli belongs to everyone.

Why does this loli look so mad?

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The eggs are bullying her.

Reminder to marry Iku before you make her iku

Her "eggs"?

CHIE!

lolidols are truly a gift to us all.

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This is the cutest picture of Remilia ever.

Being a loli idol was rough on Nina.

Why is that loli making so many eggs? You only need two at the very least.

Does aanyone have the link where she fucks the old man?

She wants to get it right.

MY SIDES

Which would you choose?
>You get to have sex with a loli once.
>You get a loli partner who will stay with you your whole life, but you cannot do anything sexual with her.

As someone with an extremely low sex drive, the second one easily.

Hard choice but the second one is better than just a quick moment of pleasure, even though I really want it.

Even as a huge pervert I can't choose the first choice. I can still hug and cuddle the loli partner from the second choice, right?

When i said RI i meant a reaction image, this being a image based website and all...

E Z, First choice since i can always switch out the loli... right? Second choice just seems like a slice of life anime with a loli imouto thrown in.

W-Whatever, girls are stupid anyways...

Yes, yes you can.

>First choice since i can always switch out the loli... right?
Nope, it's a one time have sex with a loli then she's gone.

>That sounds terrible

Being together forever with a cute eternal loli sounds terrible to you?

>literally throwing the eggs upwards
>not sliding the pan forward so the egg makes a rotational momentum
She has a lot to learn

That "loli" steals mens' souls and makes them her slaves. Lolicons ill need a loli such as her.

Belmont, please. I'd gladly give my soul to her, she doesn't have to steal it.

Perhaps the same could be said of all women.

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CUTE concentratin' loli

There's nothing saying how long you can spend having sex with the loli.
I'd carry her around with me forever, wearing her underneath my clothes.

I wish this was me.

>B-But officer the girl in these drawings is 498 years old!

The second one is impossible. The sexual frustration would drive me to suicide.

Just imagine her sleeping naked with you, sitting on your lap, taking showers with her. But not allowed to do anything.

Only the first option makes sense.

This page was too accurate

Do I get to pick number two's personality?

>Oh sweet Lolidom doujin fuck yeah
>Then feels
I didn't ask for these feels I just asked for a boner.

Only us /l/olicons can understand that feeling

>Raping lolis instead of tenderly loving them
Sorry, but I can't understand that feeling at all.

The greatest love story ever told.

>he thinks the lolis didn't enjoy it
They were just scared at first

Would you enjoy being fucked by two old guys that you didn't even know and didn't give a fuck about you?
And if they were just scared at first, why did they cry throughout the entire act?

All Japanese women cry during sex. It's a cultural fetish for them like rape or octopi

>All Japanese women cry during sex
Not when they are doing the rape.

Lolidom is the best.