Why are oppai lolis so rare?

Why are oppai lolis so rare?

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The world isn't ready for them

>nine years old

because they are just short old hags

Because normalfags have shit taste.

It's hard to draw a properly proportioned oppai loli without ending up giving her boobs bigger than her head or making her look like a shrunken adult.

This really. Anime girls are already infantilized enough, Oppai lolis have to look twice to notice that they are lolis and not teens.

Zankuro can get them right. The rest looks like regular anime girls but short.

Built for hiking that skirt up.

Hestia isn't a loli.

Because they are shit.

Now, centuries old lolis is where it's at.

Loli is a bodytype.
To say oppai loli is contradictory.

It's actually age, that one isn't a loli

Because there is a concentrated effort to make this abomination of a fetish cease to exist.

Loli has nothing to do with age.

>big boobs
>big thighs
This just looks like a short adult.

>Other characters call her a loli
Loli in this case refers to her body type.

That's a legal loli.
True lolis are ages 12 and below.

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>elementary school
She must have gotten held back a couple of times.

So she is a Loli by definition

loli is the bodytype of a prepubescent girl.

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Still isn't a loli, the author is retarded.

That girl is only 9 years old and is scared to take a bath by herself.
How dare you.

Since she's supposedly like 8 isn't she literally prepubescent?

She has tits, shes not prepubescent

I don't even think the characters believe she's actually loli. It's a nickname more than anything simply because she's short and has tits and nothing more.

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Most people attracted to children like childish characteristics more than adult ones, so a clearly adult feature such as large breasts appeals only to a minority of lolicons.

I'm glad Ruriko exists. Hestia was merely a faker and our true goddess is now here.

>prepubescent
Pubescent lolis exist.

Do you even know what puberty is?

Because they have too much boobs for pedos and not enough body size for people who are too afraid of jail to be honest with themselves.

The truth is that oppai lolis and others petite girls with big tatas combine the best of two worlds.

>oppai loli
>tsundere
>complains about her breast size
>really happy when she can give you paizuri

>Hestia
>Loli
Fuck off with your dumb meme.

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Niche fetish

I want to marry Hina.

Best oppai loli

But thats not Ariane!

Damn, oppai lolis look like THAT?

Ariane's only use is for cum dumping while Hina can be a cute daughteru

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>implying Oppai lolis are not all for dumping cum into

Hestia has a really curvy figure.
Her body shape is that of at least a 15 year old. Very sexually mature and post pubescent. She's just been scaled down so she looks shorter.

She doesn't look like a little girl with tits. Little girl's bodies don't have curves around the hips . They're basically like little, straight rectangles.

So I think it's misleading to call hestia a Loli. Her proportions are that of a slim-curvy adolescent but scaled down a bit.

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the correct term is "shortstack"

the real problem is that, being a niche preference, most of the artists that produce material of it go fucking overboard and it just looks retarded/disgusting

for example all look like complete shit

it's /d/ tier at that point

/d/ even used to have shortstack threads

ITS LITERALLY THE LOLI BODY TYPE BUT WITH TITS
THUS THE NAME EVEN GOING BY YOUR EXPLANATION
YOU STUPID FUCK

>this girl is short, but with a tall height
>she's a brunette with blonde hair

I keep seeing cropped images of this girl but never full pages to search for.

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139 cm

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> >this girl is short, but with a tall height
So just a tall midget

> >she's a brunette with blonde hair
She was originally brunette, but dyed her hair blonde

What are the ideal proportions?

Bust = height?

why does Sup Forums acknowledge girls with dicks but not lolis with big breasts?

:confused:

Because the pedophiles that like lolis are turned off by features of mature women.

Because Sup Forums is gay.
You could swap Sup Forums and /y/ and no one would notice.

oppai loli are for little boys while futa is for the well-cultured man with refined tastes.

If an anime girl called a big, muscular man a loli, would you believe her?

breasts as big as tits with a slim waist

t. Ritz

*heads

>pedophiles

Hey man, I just like short stacks

And Hestia is not even one of them

i dream of one day having a source for these

Second one is by Shuz, called "Look at me Onii Chan"

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I know the source of both, but will tell you neither.

canon oppai loli

Why does she seem twice as tall in the side-story?

stay mad faggots, in japan oppai loli is used the same as shortstack, it's not only danmachi's author.

>the correct term is "shortstack"

Sorry that your western meme is wrong.

Because life isn't fair.

Yes, we're aware that the nips are retarded and refer to all short characters as loli. Just because they're retarded doesn't mean you have to be too.

You are sounding autistic there due to not understanding society. and cultures and language.

I look forward to the day we can have an oppai loli thread on Sup Forums without shitposting.
It's almost as effective as yuri at making people irrationally aggravated.

Is this average elementary schooler?

I'll give you a hint

youtube.com/watch?v=5rJlxFgEDXw

>average american elementary schooler
fix'd

Stop being gay

Probably my favorite Oppai loli, Tanuki is so cute.
Fox is a bitchy attention whore.

Just right now, your oppai loli started lactating.
What do you do?

makes them special

i want to sniff her toes

The only answer is to start drinking.

Honestly, the litmus test for oppai loli is what happens once you cut off the cancer lumps.
She looks so much better with DFC it isn't even funny.

This also handily reveals that Magister is shit-tier, she looks like a total adult in his disgusting stuff. Not that the first part wasn't already known.

Which anime is this?

Tear her clothes off and forcibly impregnate her while drinking her milk

>Not knowing the source of what is arguably the best loli tank ever made.
Your kind is not welcome here.
Mother fucker.