Is it a bit to larpy to name your son Achilles? The name basically represents perfectly the values I'd like for him to take to heart, though I don't know if you can make a decent nickname out of it, or if kids would react negatively to it. Was also thinking of Siegfried or Aurelian. Are those any better? 6 months until my wife births another beautiful european life!
Also general redpilled names thread I guess.
I grew up with a kid named Thor. We teased him endlessly because he was a rather small child.
Achilles is a dope name, I wish my name was some cool ass Roman mythological warrior
For an american ( assuming you're white) I'd say Achilles is actually a pretty decent name. Aurelian is 100% LARP and cringe-tier. Torbjörn is a good name but only if you have Scandinavian ancestry obviously.
pretty much this, if he goes out and embraces the values, becomes a chad, then the redpilled name will make him a legend, otherwise, if he becomes a liberal manlet skeleton he's going to be mocked eternally
>thinks Achilles was Roman and not Greek
>has "kuk" in his idea ( means cock in all Nordic languages)
hehe
Heinrich
Hans
Siegbert
Wolfgang
His name would be his ...heel.Get it?
It's always a difficult question, naturally you'll want a name with possible nicknames for him in his youth. Although in adulthood in my experience children tend to "grow into" using their filenames. Wife and I named our first son Marcus because it provided an easy nickname.
>Torbjorn
Would be taken as an Overwatch reference.
Achilles is ultimate fucking edgelord tier, kys
call him ark for short, that sounds alright
>mythological
nah yeah nah
I'm mostly all English/Irish to my knowledge. The wife is German with blonde hair blue eyes, though I don't know if that would qualify as nordic or not.
Ordgar = A/S spear point
If I ever get lucky enough to have a son I'm just naming him after my father. However my gf of 4 years just broke up with me and I'm thirty now... So my prospects of finding a sane partner without having to be one of those "my wife's son" memes is starting to slim up. And I can't stand younger girls...
Yes give him some faggot name like Steve or Mike. Fuck off faggot.
Names don't matter without deeds. One nerd changed the world and his name was Adolf, another changed the world and his name was fucking Winston. The true redpill is doing deeds that make your name, whatever it is, heard through history.
But try to pick a name that can be shortened so it does not become a burden in his life
Alexander, Julius, Cyrus. I am gonna try to name my son after the great conquerors of the ancient world
if I don't meet someone who names their child otto von Bismarck in my life ill lose hope In humanity
Have you read the Iliad? Hektor/Hector is much more based than Achilles of Arkkad.
It's insanely larpy my dude. Sorry. How about a historical figure with a name that people won't recognize from myth can still pronounce, like Alaric, or a Byzantine emperor?
Yeah right, the fucker probably got a new cat to help him fight off the loneliness while she cucks him with yet another black street basketball superstar
>not naming your children after catholic saints so they will watch over them
>s it a bit to larpy to name your son Achilles?
yes you nigger. call him John or something for fuck's sake
Just name the kid Chad, or Chaddick, Chadwick, Brentwick, ChadBrent, TrentBro, Chadlick, etc. A traditional american football name basically
INB4 your kid cops endless amounts of "Ah Chillies" from people who cannot pronounce his name.
INB4 he changes his name to Joseph when he becomes an adult, and takes his boyfriends surname when they get married.
>Redpill names
How about you don't be a nigger and give your kid a normal name so they don't have problems getting a job/ making friends? Dumbass
I remember seeing a plebbit link where some fat neckbeard named his fat disgusting mutt son "Odin". It really triggered my autism
Implying You can't do both giving them an officiale legal name but then baptizing them with another, so their name in Christ is different from his name to the World and he can use both.
>how are you?
>i'm a little Thor
Given that you are american and literally everything you do is just LARPing as an European, sure, go ahead.
At this point Americans are such a manifestation of cringe that I would not be surprised if he ended up being named Siegfried William Carlos Mateusz Konstantninos McMuttshartson.
>Achilles
dumb LARPer faggot yeah name your son after the lamest most faglord character in the Iliad.
me too man, in the same boat, but im 29. pretty grim. and even so called traditional red pilled girls like Lauren southern are race mixing attention whores.
How do you guys feel about Perseus?
/thread
>my parents named me Tobias
>not Ragnar
why the fuck am i norwegian then?
Shit'avious
>protestant autism
Achilles is a top notch name. Your son will have to excel to make it work. Not that larpy compared to the stupid shit that's common these days.
Also great character in Enders Game/saga/whatever.
Name him adolf you dumb fuck
Give him a good Christian, normal western name. Look to your ancestors, using old family names is good. Perhaps name him something like seigfreid as a middle name. Don't make your kid one with a weird name unless you want everyone to bully him, and be taken a back by his ridiculous name as an adult. Achilles is 100% larp tier, why don't you call it Aphrodities or some gay shit too while you are at it.
It's just depressing looking around and seeing every single woman my age with at least one kid. The meme is real and it's sad. My ex was in college when we met and I was her first. Leaves me to go play the field and had the nerve to ask me to remain her "friend" because she still loved me, but wasn't sure she was attracted to me anymore. Just fuck my shit up fampai. Everything is a fucking meme. Might as well become one myself and get a mail order bride.
I've got a mate from Greece called Achilles. But since you're American, I'll say yes it would be incredibly larpy to name your child Achilles.
Czech nobody even knows if Bohemia was Germanic or Slavic. You want to know why? In your entire history you've never been relvant enough for anyone to want to find out.
Maybe. You could just call him Marcus, which came from the name Mars, after the Roman god of war. This is also why everyone in Roman history is named Marcus. Don't know why it's so popular in other places now though, like Germany.
> In your entire history you've never been relvant enough for anyone to want to find out.
Atleast we have a history my mixed race goblin friend.
What happened?
Did u get fat?
Alexander is FAR less pretentious, but Achilles is cool name. It isn't faggy made up stuff, but naming your kids after famous mytholigical characters is pretty pompus, those names are better to just give to a dog.
Naming your dog Zues or some shit is fine but a Kid, just seems off.
I think give him a traditional masculine name, OP, I'd like to call my first son 'Evan', its pretty much 'John' in welsh.
a couple more ideas could be
>Eric
>Michael
>Seth
>James
>Caine
etc
Alexander is the most redpilled without being a LARP-ing faggot. Don't embarrass your kid with such a name, you're not an ancient Greek.
Richard
Julius
Marcus
Alexander
Heinrich
Edward
Conversely, I knew a Thor in the Marines who was Chad as fuck.
I went with somewhat long, professional, yet common names for my two sons, Michael and Alexander. Can easily give them nicknames (Mike, Mickey, Alex, Al). Personally I find names like Achilles cringey as hell, less common names are fine, but stick to things regular people will recognize as a name for a person, not a fictional character. Don't name your son Achilles or Hercules, don't name your daughter Khaleesi or Persephone or something.
Siegfried is a fine name even if I personally don't like the way it sounds, Aurelian sounds like the name of an asshole. Rating them in order Siegfried>>>Achilles>>>>>>>>>>>>Aurelian
It's the tasteless equivalent of naming your boy Sue.
And what kind of values does it embody? Being an invulnerable vindictive manchild?
Unironically kys op.
Just pick an anglo-friendly version of some dude. Charles (Charlemagne), Justin (Justinian), Theodor (Theodosius)
>but these are all lame sounding names
no fuck off
>Is it a bit to larpy to name your son Achilles?
not bad for gay porn name
She went vegan and somehow gained 20 lbs. But I'm still the same weight I was in high school. She got cold feet when she knew I was going to propose and suddenly decided she wanted Chad's dick first before she committed and settled down. Like I said here
I made the mistake of getting into a long term relationship with a formerly virgin college girl. She did the classic "wants to remain friends" tactic to keep me on the back burner in case her new flings don't work out. At least she had to move back in with her mom she can't stand. I hope she's stuck with her for years to come.
>he was a rather small child
but did you measure his mjolnir?
Valdemar
Karl-Ivar
Jan-Ingmar
Freja
Alva
Birger
I thought about Marcus, but here in the states it seems like its most popular among nigs.
I couldn't name him Alexander thats just much to common of a name for me. I get what you're saying about it sounding really pretentious though. Thought about Perseus to but because I read the Percy Jackson books when I was in middleschool the idea makes me cringe since I would by default nickname him Percy.
The correct answer. Use file name at baptism, graduation, wedding and funeral or when in trouble.
>retarded tundra names
Nobody outside of Swedenistan should be gay-named.
Boris
Humphrey
Schlomo
Panzer
lmao
>Charles
At least go with Karl or Carl.
picking a traditional name will make your kid uncommon, given all the millennial garbage like Braxton and Gage going on.
Whats so funny about this you cuck
>Carl
This is all I can think of when I hear that name.
Knew a welder named Thor from a couple years back. Said he chose the profession in part because of his name. Looked pretty much like you'd imagine blue-collar thor would look like. Fun dude. Would have beers with if I still lived in the area.
My dad used to work with a guy called Busso von Bismarck, descendent of Otto von Bismarck.
The name Achilles was ruined for me by the Bean Saga (Orson Scott Card).
>The name basically represents perfectly the values I'd like for him to take to heart
Petulance and entitlement? Have you read The Iliad?
These.
What about Frederick or Wilhelm? Thats an easy nickname for both at least.
Just choose strong non larpy name
Thomas Henry William Augustus Rand Titus Edgar Valentin Damien Cid Ness Edgar Oscar Francis Anthony Julian
Go with Karl then, so every time your son tells someone his name, he has to say "spelled with a K"
Who wants their son to be called Jan-Ingvar? Names like Gustav, Ragnar and Erik are much better because of their historical significance.
>not naming both son and daughter mohamed
>I am the vine and you are the branches.
>I mean that literally. Because I'm always speaking literally because I'm Jesus.
This is correct, you have 4 grandpartents, so dose she -4-8 names to choose from in any combination unless your interracial (tyrone lee)
Not OP but my gf said if we had a son she wanted to name him Diogenes. I said no fucking way. We compromised and now we have a cat named Diogenes and a newborn son named Alex.
Agreed. Name your fucking fish Achilles, not your kid.
Old cuck names for low class drag
fancy people use the high medieval/Imperialism ages names
My family has a little tradition of naming kids after their older or dead relatives. It gives their names some meaning and the oldies appreciate the gesture.
If that's not an option, give them a solid name like everything this user mentions except for Titus.
The courage to stand up for himself and follow his own will, and a lust for glory?
Lorgar.
Horus.
Vulkan.
Jhagatai.
Perturabo.
Angron.
Magnus.
Rogal.
Mortarion.
Corvus.
Fulgrim.
Ferrus.
I like Augustus, but isn't that still a bit larpy?
I'm calling my first born daughter Anastasia, we're expecting her in less than a week.
Name him "Knut" .
In my land he would be legend
fuck off dude
It's a pretty normal name.
kek
yes, like naming your kid Octavian. It only works for meme tier black names. Back when niggers kept it to shit like Julius instead of the made up gibberish they write on birth certificates now
Learn to speak you low class fool
I bet your a fucking looser skinhead
This is why nationalism will never kick off in Sweden
I know someone with that name it can go by Gus or August
August is the normal version of that name
Bradley Nathan [your last name here]
I just gave birth to a primearch
Jack, Chad, Theo
give your kid a normal name for their first name
ie peter john luke micheal ben dan ed will etc etc
then if you want to give some larpy fucking name like Trajin or Ragnar
use their middle name for that so the kids will be like "wow neat middle name" or something
same applies to females
Congratulations! You've picked literally the best name ever for a girl. Best of luck to you
>willingly going by August
Is this like people naming their kids Indigo and shit?